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Getting my pass pulled on the last day of the season

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Dobber
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Looking like my last day tomorrow and I want to end the year with a bang.

What is the most exciting way to get your pass pulled?
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10 years ago
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Holte
Posts: 10750 - Karma: 7,995
Poach naked.
10 years ago
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californiagrown
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DobberLooking like my last day tomorrow and I want to end the year with a bang.

What is the most exciting way to get your pass pulled?


what mountain do you ski at?
10 years ago
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,832
californiagrownwhat mountain do you ski at?


Granite Peak. Everybody is really chill here. It would take serious effort to get in trouble.
10 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168
put a couple of rails in the landing of the big booter
10 years ago
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shin-bang
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john18061806put a couple of rails in the landing of the big booter


You just like to watch the world go up in flames
10 years ago
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Blake.P
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Spray every possible safety patrol/speed nazi on the way down
10 years ago
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Carl_the_Llama
Posts: 507 - Karma: 1,317
If you have a like-minded crew, have a big game of GNAR. Then post vids. The more streaking = the more points = the better chance of getting your pass pulled.
10 years ago
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iH8pow
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Blake.PSpray every possible safety patrol/speed nazi on the way down


This. Although maybe it was just coincidence, or maybe this has been such a problem for them in past seasons that they take most yellow jackets off patrol in late season to prevent such actions. I hardly saw a single one at Vail on gaper day
10 years ago
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
Throw tomatoes as far as you can off the jumps
10 years ago
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JoeyDill
Posts: 98 - Karma: 1,077
on your last run when your getting off the lift stay on in hit the stick that stops the lift take the stick jump off ski away and anally penetrate people with it on he way down
10 years ago
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.lencon
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shin-bangYou just like to watch the world go up in flames


"Some men just like to watch the world burn"- Alfred
10 years ago
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
Pull out a gun and shoot everyone you can off of the chair lift. My best record is 32
10 years ago
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.lencon
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Mr.noodlePull out a gun and shoot everyone you can off of the chair lift. My best record is 32


I don't appreciate your quote...
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
call all the patrols a chicken fucker
10 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,183
Drop off the lift and ski away like a thug
10 years ago
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bakerpunk
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john18061806put a couple of rails in the landing of the big booter


Oh hey satan, i didn't know you had a newschoolers account.
10 years ago
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LAME.
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I feel as though your end goal shouldn't be getting your pass pulled, but you should probably just try and do as much gnarly shit as possible.

examples: Get drunk af, ski naked, piss off the lift, bring up a grill and BBQ hotdogs, light some tall tees on fire, spray everyone, ect ect...
10 years ago
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,700
LUPTONI feel as though your end goal shouldn't be getting your pass pulled, but you should probably just try and do as much gnarly shit as possible.

examples: Get drunk af, ski naked, piss off the lift, bring up a grill and BBQ hotdogs, light some tall tees on fire, spray everyone, ect ect...


I'd just like to point out that for maximum gnar points he should be using the grill ON the chairlift, while pissing from the lift and drinking a beer with the other hand. You cant just grill on the hill, thats too softcore
10 years ago
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pattyeiks
Posts: 267 - Karma: 887
Pee on a jump to make it super icy
10 years ago
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Ian_Fitz
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U know the parking lot with all the extra rails? get a friend and hall them to the closest hill until u get caught. Worse comes 2 worse u might get to hit some features that arnt up. If you want to do it on the edge more wear only a ski mask, thats right nothing else.
10 years ago
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Ian_Fitz
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Or if you worship Satan, hall rails to the landing of the 45 booter and convince a ten year old Gapper that's annoying to hit it for the first time.
10 years ago
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spaceghostpurp
Posts: 249 - Karma: 835
jump off the lift
10 years ago
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jackdonovan
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spray ski patrol and try to outrun them if they chase you
10 years ago
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KillaSeason
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paintball gun
10 years ago
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-Colton
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,525
Did OP get pass taken??
10 years ago
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rtl32
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CoreyTrevorThis. Although maybe it was just coincidence, or maybe this has been such a problem for them in past seasons that they take most yellow jackets off patrol in late season to prevent such actions. I hardly saw a single one at Vail on gaper day


You didn't see any yellow jackets on gaper day because they blended in as the gapers they are
10 years ago
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duder227
Posts: 169 - Karma: 1,175
drive to vail and ski butt ass naked with all your buds. say fuck you to the most anal resort in the country while also hopefully making shane laugh up above. thats a win win situation
10 years ago
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Chuch
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Ginger_GaperDid OP get pass taken??


Also want to know. /threads
10 years ago
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e~b
Posts: 861 - Karma: 2,736
will op deliver? footy or it never happened
10 years ago
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_anderson_
Posts: 164 - Karma: 1,783
Last night we skied without passes and skied on top of the patrol's skis in the lift line
10 years ago
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BabyRoy
Posts: 227 - Karma: 1,190
put glue on the rails
10 years ago
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Chuch
Posts: 237 - Karma: 399
BabyRoyput glue on the rails


meannnnn
10 years ago
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californiagrown
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_anderson_Last night we skied without passes and skied on top of the patrol's skis in the lift line


So you stole and were mean to the people who help injured people. Sweet dude.
10 years ago
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_69
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 4,982
duder227drive to vail and ski butt ass naked with all your buds. say fuck you to the most anal resort in the country while also hopefully making shane laugh up above. thats a win win situation


This, please. Getting pass pulled for fun + entertaining Shane = awesome
10 years ago
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