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How do you pee in a urinal without it splashing on your pants/shoes?

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-Dan
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How? I'm always coming out the bathroom with speckled pants and piss on my kicks. gimme them sage strategies.
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Hit the curved spot on the sides at the correct angle and it doesnt splash at all
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Spagett+
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Well you have 2 options here.


Option 1: Pull your pants down to your ankles when you are at the urinal like a 5 year old.


OR



Option 2: Aim your dick at the urinal and not at your shoes and have a little control of your pee.
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987321654hgfd
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I stand as far back as possible.
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no_steeze
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Send it off into one of the corners at an angle that minimizes spray. Obviously if you send it straight into the back wall it will spray directly back at you
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Barefootin_Fiend
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seriously? You can't figure this shit out on your own?
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soulskier
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take your pants off
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*Nickdel*
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No matter how much you shake and dance, there is always that drip that runs down your pants- Gandhi
10 years ago
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Tanner-D
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The worst is when you don't shake it enough and you leave a spot on your shorts. Where is the line between self pleasure and functionality? This is the real question the White House and Obama need to be tackling right meow.
10 years ago
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chrispyminis
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Use the short urinal it won't splash
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Mr.noodle
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Reverse psychology, pee on your shoes and pants and it will splash up into the urinal
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caucasian_chad
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1. Leave the bathroom
2. Pee outside
10 years ago
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Funkadelic
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Get a pee bib. Call Taco he'll hook you up.
10 years ago
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dingus
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stand back a few feet and snipe the urinal, or there is usually a little dot or logo and I usually aim for that and lo and behold no piss on my pants… now the real problem is shaking off all the piss.
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kshaughn
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FunkadelicGet a pee bib. Call Taco he'll hook you up.


The sad part is that someone actually made them. Taco needs to sue

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theabortionator
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TallxTHow? I'm always coming out the bathroom with speckled pants and piss on my kicks. gimme them sage strategies.


Really? You're into action sports and don't understand transitions and angles and shit?

If you hit something head on that's bad, you want to make the piss stream land smoothly in a transition. Or just aim for the hole full power and show the person next to you that you're the alpha male.
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veng_m
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you got hella flow dude damn
10 years ago
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ryano
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airplaneface
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That is why I sit down when I pee.
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Wheat
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trial and error. Are you 10 years old?
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El.Guapo
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I just pee in the drain in the center of the bathroom
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yangumane
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ryano


backspash smh
10 years ago
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Wheaty214
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You either need to use the short ass urinal for little people, or go use an actual toilet.
10 years ago
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nutz.
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I like to stand at one urinal and pee into the one next to it
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ryano
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yangumanebackspash smh


i didnt make the picture. i just pulled it off google.
10 years ago
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Anathema
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make a funnel with my right hand as i hold it with my left
10 years ago
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ESAND
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Is this a short people problem? I don't seem to have this issue.. I just pull my dick out and pee.
10 years ago
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Lemuel
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Easy solution: stop hydrating and you won't have to pee!
10 years ago
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If you were operating at peak efficiency you would never have to be.
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Stadtski
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CirilloI stand as far back as possible.


Me and my friend sometimes like to start peeing then run backwards while long distance peeing and see how many suicides of the bathroom we can do while peeing in the urinal
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Dobber
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Why pee in a urinal when you can pee in her butt?
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crotchvent
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You can put some sealant on your peehole so pee never comes out.
10 years ago
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onLINE
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think that's hard....try poo'ing in a urinal
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dmski
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If you don't mind the discomfort a catheter works quite well.
10 years ago
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ANDR01D
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it's all about piss jugs boys
10 years ago
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