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i have one that involves her robbing a bank just before she moved half way across the country after we broke up. I had no knowledge of it until questioned by the FBI.
Barefootin_Fiendi have one that involves her robbing a bank just before she moved half way across the country after we broke up. I had no knowledge of it until questioned by the FBI.
Barefootin_Fiendi have one that involves her robbing a bank just before she moved half way across the country after we broke up. I had no knowledge of it until questioned by the FBI.
One of my ex's dad drives a school bus and he wrote me up for passing a school bus while I was in school. Now I have 40 hours of community service to do.
Barefootin_Fiendi have one that involves her robbing a bank just before she moved half way across the country after we broke up. I had no knowledge of it until questioned by the FBI.
My buddy broke up with his ex one summer, and within an hour she was at his house throwing bags and boxes of all his shit she had, as well as everything he ever bought her. Most of his family was also present as was I, it was hilarious.
i wasn't ever 'official' with this girl, but we were hanging out a bunch for a year in college. i ended up finding a new girl, my current gf, and the ex girl didnt like that. we were both at the same christmas party, me with my new girlfriend, and her with another date. there was wrapping paper everywhere as decorations, and she kept throwing it at my new girlfriend, trying to be all sneaky about it but it was blatantly her since she was hammered and not sneaky at all
That_One_kidMy buddy broke up with his ex one summer, and within an hour she was at his house throwing bags and boxes of all his shit she had, as well as everything he ever bought her. Most of his family was also present as was I, it was hilarious.
Solid. Mine was that I accidently told her the wrong time an ice show was at, and she flipped out. She called me a bunch of names like a narcissist and stuff. She then proceeded to say that I needed to grow up. Lmao it was hilarious. And now her family and friends are trying to come at me.
CashmereCatOne of my ex's dad drives a school bus and he wrote me up for passing a school bus while I was in school. Now I have 40 hours of community service to do.
40 hrs is torture. What do you mean you were in school? And you didn't fight this?
-benedetto40 hrs is torture. What do you mean you were in school? And you didn't fight this?
So he said I passed him at 2:45 and class gets out at 3:15. The punishment for if you are convicted of this is 30 Days in jail, this was what I got for differed judgement.
40 Hours
1 Week no driving
3 Weeks only to school and back
An 8 hour driver improvement course
1 year no tickets or I'm automatically convicted of it
$100.00 of court fees
Can't wait to tell this guy to fuck off the next time I see him
CashmereCatSo he said I passed him at 2:45 and class gets out at 3:15. The punishment for if you are convicted of this is 30 Days in jail, this was what I got for differed judgement.
40 Hours
1 Week no driving
3 Weeks only to school and back
An 8 hour driver improvement course
1 year no tickets or I'm automatically convicted of it
$100.00 of court fees
Can't wait to tell this guy to fuck off the next time I see him
Holy fuck man. You couldn't have a teacher vouch for your presence? I know in NY its not a joke either but that is overboard.
CashmereCatSo he said I passed him at 2:45 and class gets out at 3:15. The punishment for if you are convicted of this is 30 Days in jail, this was what I got for differed judgement.
40 Hours
1 Week no driving
3 Weeks only to school and back
An 8 hour driver improvement course
1 year no tickets or I'm automatically convicted of it
$100.00 of court fees
Can't wait to tell this guy to fuck off the next time I see him
CashmereCatSo he said I passed him at 2:45 and class gets out at 3:15. The punishment for if you are convicted of this is 30 Days in jail, this was what I got for differed judgement.
40 Hours
1 Week no driving
3 Weeks only to school and back
An 8 hour driver improvement course
1 year no tickets or I'm automatically convicted of it
$100.00 of court fees
Can't wait to tell this guy to fuck off the next time I see him
That is such overkill and it's so fucked how they scare you out of fighting it with the the threat of jail time.
-benedettoHoly fuck man. You couldn't have a teacher vouch for your presence? I know in NY its not a joke either but that is overboard.
I talked to a lawyer about it and he said it'd be tough to free me of it based solely on time. He did say after I do all that if I want to pursue proving I didn't, there could be some pretty good compensation. It's all up in about a month anyway
If this is a competition, I feel like I might win(or my brothers story but that's not for me to tell).
I broke up with this girl rather abruptly after about a year. She was mean to me on the phone, and I said well that's it bitch, it's over.
This was 7 years ago.
In the first year, I would get the calls and have the whole "I don't understand why?" blah blah blah. Go bang. Stop communicating for months. Repeat.
Then she met a hockey player from Canada and I don't hear from her for a couple years. I think sweet, I am in the clear.
Now to where shit gets crazy.
She calls me one night crying, and after I figure out who it is I am like oh shit what's going on? She tells me she got in a fist fight with her mom(who is blind) and stole her car. I think wow, thats crazy where are you? She had got in an accident, the cops were there, and that she was drunk and knew she was going to jail cause her mom called her saying she was calling the cops. Exo facto she gets taken to jail and calls me again to come bail her out. I said no and went on back to bed. I don't hear anything for about 6 months until I get a call from a random number, its the hospital asking if I would like to accept a call. I say yes and its her, apparently she got kicked out of her house and had been homeless and was staying in the hospital in spurts because she had nowhere else to go. The next week I ask a girl who was her friend and she tells me that she has gone insane and that she had been calling her too. When I say insane, I mean insane. They had to shave her head because she was ripping her hair out. Well the phone calls kept coming, she starts telling me she loves me and wants me to say it back(its been 5 years crazy lady), and eventually asks if she can come live with me(I had just moved in with my current gf). Finally I have to tell her to just leave me alone, there's nothing I can do.
i mean, i don't really know what you want to hear? she worked at a bank, stole 5 grand, and bailed half way across the country. they obviously found out about it at the bank because, you know, they keep pretty good tabs on the money in their possession and then reported it to the FBI.
The FBI tracked her down several states away and she tried selling them on some BS sob story about how she was in an abusive relationship, stuck half way across the country from home, and so she needed the money to get out of the situation.
The FBI started an investigation. The part that really sucked major ass is that my father is a pretty important figure in the community, and they were wondering if he knew anything about it and didn't say anything, etc. Fortunately, he has an impeccable reputation, so that didn't really get taken too seriously. (I learned this way after the fact, but once i did I was embarrassed that my pops was even confronted about it to begin with.)
So yeah, one day I get called in to the FBI field office for questioning. I had absolutely NO idea about anything that happened until they called me. My old man never said a word to me. By this point, the FBI didn't I was involved, but they were more so trying to gauge the accuracy of her story. They quickly realized that she was selling them a crock of shit. I never benefited from any of the money and she definitely wasn't in a life and death/abusive situation by any stretch of the imagination. bottom line, she just sucked at managing her money, so she didn't have any when it came time to get the fuck out.
At any rate, pretty sure the chick's dad paid back all of the money for her, so I don't think she ever ended up doing any time for it. That's basically the gist of it.
I broke up with this guy 2 years ago and around a week or two ago I logged on to my old Facebook. This dude has sent me a message everyday for two years. "Hey" "hi" "can we talk" "what's up". On Facebook you can clearly see when people are online and when they read your messages. So clearly I wasn't reading them at the time.
But I ignored them after I read them. So he now sees that I've seen them. The kid shows up to my uni and keeps calling me and texting me to find out where I am. This isn't the first time he's shown up somewhere to try to find me.
It's creepy and stalking and this dude is fucked up haha.
ianrich511If this is a competition, I feel like I might win(or my brothers story but that's not for me to tell).
I broke up with this girl rather abruptly after about a year. She was mean to me on the phone, and I said well that's it bitch, it's over.
This was 7 years ago.
In the first year, I would get the calls and have the whole "I don't understand why?" blah blah blah. Go bang. Stop communicating for months. Repeat.
Then she met a hockey player from Canada and I don't hear from her for a couple years. I think sweet, I am in the clear.
Now to where shit gets crazy.
She calls me one night crying, and after I figure out who it is I am like oh shit what's going on? She tells me she got in a fist fight with her mom(who is blind) and stole her car. I think wow, thats crazy where are you? She had got in an accident, the cops were there, and that she was drunk and knew she was going to jail cause her mom called her saying she was calling the cops. Exo facto she gets taken to jail and calls me again to come bail her out. I said no and went on back to bed. I don't hear anything for about 6 months until I get a call from a random number, its the hospital asking if I would like to accept a call. I say yes and its her, apparently she got kicked out of her house and had been homeless and was staying in the hospital in spurts because she had nowhere else to go. The next week I ask a girl who was her friend and she tells me that she has gone insane and that she had been calling her too. When I say insane, I mean insane. They had to shave her head because she was ripping her hair out. Well the phone calls kept coming, she starts telling me she loves me and wants me to say it back(its been 5 years crazy lady), and eventually asks if she can come live with me(I had just moved in with my current gf). Finally I have to tell her to just leave me alone, there's nothing I can do.
so i had a friend who was in a relationship with this girl for about 2 years, one night he was crashing at my place and he kept on getting texts from her, so he decided to call her. She picked up the phone screaming at him accusing him of cheating on her. The next morning we wake up and see a box on the front of my door (neither of us told her he's at my place) and in the box there was a knife, a dead rose, a teddy bear that has its head cut off and a note saying "your next". Im guessing she got the idea from one of those scary movies or something like that. Nothing happened to my friend after that day they never talked.
MinggI broke up with this guy 2 years ago and around a week or two ago I logged on to my old Facebook. This dude has sent me a message everyday for two years. "Hey" "hi" "can we talk" "what's up". On Facebook you can clearly see when people are online and when they read your messages. So clearly I wasn't reading them at the time.
But I ignored them after I read them. So he now sees that I've seen them. The kid shows up to my uni and keeps calling me and texting me to find out where I am. This isn't the first time he's shown up somewhere to try to find me.
It's creepy and stalking and this dude is fucked up haha.
What's really going on here:
Two years ago, Mingg was on her way to see her boyfriend when she was involved in a terrible accident. The doctors were able to stabilize her, but she was in a coma. In this state, Mingg's mind wandered into an alternate reality. One where she broke up with her boyfriend that very same day, two years ago. Mingg's life continued on in her own mind, she graduated high school, she went to college. But everywhere that Mingg went, her (now) ex-boyfriend followed. Mingg did everything she could to avoid him, convinced that he was a stalker. What she did not know, is that in reality, her boyfriend had stayed by her side for two years while she was in a coma, pleading for her to wake up. If his real words could be spoken to Mingg in her alternate world, her mind would surely be free. If only she'd listen to what her ex-boyfriend had to say.
One of my ex's (at the time we were still dating) called me one night and was crying, telling me that she loved me and such and then abruptly said good bye and hung up. I suspected something was up so I called her sister and told her to go check on her to make sure she is ok, turns out that right before she called she had tried to commit suicide by taking some pills. That was the last I ever herd from her, I guess she went to the mental help place and got some help and is better now.
Probably my craziest story.
I have a recent crazy ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend story...
Sooo my college girlfriend and I broke after graduation around August 2013, we really hadn't talked since like December of that year, and the last time I even contacted her was back in November when I needed to ask her a quick question and then once again after the new year to tell her something but she didn't respond so there was no conversation
So last month I got a random facebook message from a guy I wasn't friends with and we had no mutual friends. I clicked on his profile and it turns out he is my ex's new boyfriend (I haven't been FB friends with her since we broke up) and he says we need to talk. He goes on this long rant about how I have been stalking her and him in Boston, where they live. I used to live in Boston but I got a new job in February and moved to CT and she moved out of her original place in Boston to a new apartment and I have no idea where that is. He tells me that they see me circling the street that they live on (I don't have the same car that I used to have anymore) and that I am constantly messaging her. I also had been apparently stalking her younger sister, even though she's abroad in Asia somewhere (which I only found out through snapchat and haven't talked to her sister since we broke up).
So he tells me that is going to contact his three lawyers who live out on Nantucket and get a lawsuit and restraining order put on me. I then tell him that I no longer live in Boston, don't have the same car, and haven't been doing any of these things. Now he tells me to tell him where I live and he is going to take his dad's AMG mercedes and drive to where ever I live. Then after some back and worth of me making fun of him, he gives me his phone number and address in Boston and tells me to get my friends together and meet him at his place to discuss this. At this point I realized his guy is actually crazy and just blocked him on facebook, but I saved all of conversation in case he ends up doing something insane.
But at least it looks like I'm winning the breakup.
kshaughnI have a recent crazy ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend story...
Sooo my college girlfriend and I broke after graduation around August 2013, we really hadn't talked since like December of that year, and the last time I even contacted her was back in November when I needed to ask her a quick question and then once again after the new year to tell her something but she didn't respond so there was no conversation
So last month I got a random facebook message from a guy I wasn't friends with and we had no mutual friends. I clicked on his profile and it turns out he is my ex's new boyfriend (I haven't been FB friends with her since we broke up) and he says we need to talk. He goes on this long rant about how I have been stalking her and him in Boston, where they live. I used to live in Boston but I got a new job in February and moved to CT and she moved out of her original place in Boston to a new apartment and I have no idea where that is. He tells me that they see me circling the street that they live on (I don't have the same car that I used to have anymore) and that I am constantly messaging her. I also had been apparently stalking her younger sister, even though she's abroad in Asia somewhere (which I only found out through snapchat and haven't talked to her sister since we broke up).
So he tells me that is going to contact his three lawyers who live out on Nantucket and get a lawsuit and restraining order put on me. I then tell him that I no longer live in Boston, don't have the same car, and haven't been doing any of these things. Now he tells me to tell him where I live and he is going to take his dad's AMG mercedes and drive to where ever I live. Then after some back and worth of me making fun of him, he gives me his phone number and address in Boston and tells me to get my friends together and meet him at his place to discuss this. At this point I realized his guy is actually crazy and just blocked him on facebook, but I saved all of conversation in case he ends up doing something insane.
But at least it looks like I'm winning the breakup.
Alright here are two screenshots from the conversation. It's not all of the good stuff he said, but it gives you an idea of how much of a lunatic he is. Side note- I was on vacation in Jackson Hole when I was dealing with this, which is why I said I am in Wyoming.
kshaughnAlright here are two screenshots from the conversation. It's not all of the good stuff he said, but it gives you an idea of how much of a lunatic he is. Side note- I was on vacation in Jackson Hole when I was dealing with this, which is why I said I am in Wyoming.
Lets go 4chan style and text bomb this guy.
GIVE US THE NUMBER
ianrich511If this is a competition, I feel like I might win(or my brothers story but that's not for me to tell).
I broke up with this girl rather abruptly after about a year. She was mean to me on the phone, and I said well that's it bitch, it's over.
This was 7 years ago.
In the first year, I would get the calls and have the whole "I don't understand why?" blah blah blah. Go bang. Stop communicating for months. Repeat.
Then she met a hockey player from Canada and I don't hear from her for a couple years. I think sweet, I am in the clear.
Now to where shit gets crazy.
She calls me one night crying, and after I figure out who it is I am like oh shit what's going on? She tells me she got in a fist fight with her mom(who is blind) and stole her car. I think wow, thats crazy where are you? She had got in an accident, the cops were there, and that she was drunk and knew she was going to jail cause her mom called her saying she was calling the cops. Exo facto she gets taken to jail and calls me again to come bail her out. I said no and went on back to bed. I don't hear anything for about 6 months until I get a call from a random number, its the hospital asking if I would like to accept a call. I say yes and its her, apparently she got kicked out of her house and had been homeless and was staying in the hospital in spurts because she had nowhere else to go. The next week I ask a girl who was her friend and she tells me that she has gone insane and that she had been calling her too. When I say insane, I mean insane. They had to shave her head because she was ripping her hair out. Well the phone calls kept coming, she starts telling me she loves me and wants me to say it back(its been 5 years crazy lady), and eventually asks if she can come live with me(I had just moved in with my current gf). Finally I have to tell her to just leave me alone, there's nothing I can do.
I would flee the country, burn off my fingerprints, destroy all identification and past possessions and snap my phone in half if I were you. That's horror movie material right there.
I met my ex at an excision show and he comes to the venue at around the same time every year. We broke up right before he was scheduled to come back and play again. Went to the show with a guy that I was friends with at the time, ended up dating him but that's irrelevant. We were standing up against the barricade next to each other when I see him get pulled back and starts getting pounded on by my ex and two of his friends. Before I even have time to react, I take one hit to the side of the head and immediately knocked out.
I was taking a video of the set and I actually got a pretty sweet little video of excision, then me turning around to see my ex coming at me, to see straight fist and then black. If I find it ill post it.
connecticuntI met my ex at an excision show and he comes to the venue at around the same time every year. We broke up right before he was scheduled to come back and play again. Went to the show with a guy that I was friends with at the time, ended up dating him but that's irrelevant. We were standing up against the barricade next to each other when I see him get pulled back and starts getting pounded on by my ex and two of his friends. Before I even have time to react, I take one hit to the side of the head and immediately knocked out.
I was taking a video of the set and I actually got a pretty sweet little video of excision, then me turning around to see my ex coming at me, to see straight fist and then black. If I find it ill post it.
I had an ex that wound up getting into crack for a bit like 6 months after we broke up. Besides that, I've been pretty lucky with all the ex gf's I've ever had.
