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.lencon
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So here in Pocatello, Idaho, Prom is coming up. I seem to not have a date cause I'm not gonna ask some basic non skier chick. So, if any of you ladies down in SLC or somewhere decently close to Southeast Idaho, you should be my prom date. Ill buy dinner, take you for a drive in my grandfathers '69;) Corvette convertible to the local ski resort and gaze at the stars, and even let you meet B Fish if you please. All this and more. If interested please PM me or simply comment on this thread. Don't leave a fellow 16 year old skier stay home this prom.

P.S. Its usually a tradition to go skiing on Prom but with lack of snow and the set up not being finished, I'm scared it might be a ski less prom.

PLEASE HELP
Apr 1 2015 12:01AM
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No.Quarter
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Okay I guess you can take me but I'm in Denver so you need to fly me there and that would probably be a real big hassle so maybe we can just trade dick pics or something
Apr 1 2015 12:03AM
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Aidan-G
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DTF?

If so I'm in
Apr 1 2015 12:05AM
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ModMommy
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Good luck OP. I always went to prom with a friend, it was no big deal.
Apr 1 2015 12:06AM
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shin-bang
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im usually his date... but like he said.. no snow. andddddddd the setup should be finished by prom bb ;) ;)
Apr 1 2015 12:09AM
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.lencon
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JakeSmithOkay I guess you can take me but I'm in Denver so you need to fly me there and that would probably be a real big hassle so maybe we can just trade dick pics or something


Aidan-GDTF?

If so I'm in


Forgot to mention I'm into girls not guys. But hey if you live close, can pull off a wig, and I don't have any other options, feel free to HMU!

safarisamGood luck OP. I always went to prom with a friend, it was no big deal.


Like a guy friend or gal friend?
Apr 1 2015 12:09AM
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shin-bang
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JakeSmithOkay I guess you can take me but I'm in Denver so you need to fly me there and that would probably be a real big hassle so maybe we can just trade dick pics or something


we could trade camber shots of our skis if you would like. i would even be willing to swap pics of the flex pattern of my rayzrblaydz
Apr 1 2015 12:10AM
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.lencon
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shin-bangim usually his date... but like he said.. no snow. andddddddd the setup should be finished by prom bb ;) ;)


shin-bangwe could trade camber shots of our skis if you would like. i would even be willing to swap pics of the flex pattern of my rayzrblaydz


Stop with the dirty talk...its getting me going.
Apr 1 2015 12:11AM
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ModMommy
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.lenconForgot to mention I'm into girls not guys. But hey if you live close, can pull off a wig, and I don't have any other options, feel free to HMU!



Like a guy friend or gal friend?


I went with a guy friend, with a big group of girls/friends as well. Never actually had a guy ask me haha
Apr 1 2015 12:15AM
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.lencon
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safarisamI went with a guy friend, with a big group of girls/friends as well. Never actually had a guy ask me haha


Sammi is the cutest girl on this site, I wish she'd ask me to prom.

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2015 at 12:40:00am
Apr 1 2015 12:21AM
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Peter.
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OP if you pay for my plane ticket to idaho i would gladly go to prom with you
Apr 1 2015 1:11AM
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.lencon
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.lenconSammi is the cutest girl on this site, I wish she'd ask me to prom.

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2015 at 12:40:00am


That is not what i said at all
Apr 1 2015 1:14AM
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theabortionator
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I'm really into dudes and proms, consider this my application.

My favorite band is Maroon 5 and I went down a black diamond once. I also enjoy larping when I'm not working on computers.

**This post was edited on Apr 1st 2015 at 1:37:57am
Apr 1 2015 1:35AM
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El.Guapo
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I'm down to go with you.
But since this is taking place in Idaho I just want to make it clear I'm not down with having sexually relations with a cow. Or any animal in fact. I'm from a different part of the county where its frowned upon
Apr 1 2015 1:38AM
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No.Quarter
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shin-bangwe could trade camber shots of our skis if you would like. i would even be willing to swap pics of the flex pattern of my rayzrblaydz


No dick pics no deal
Apr 1 2015 1:51AM
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Bensun
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honestly if your prom is inexpensive, you should go. Its an awkward and annoying tradition but if you get drunk and get a lil rowdy (dont be a dumbass) with your friends you are bound to have fun and many memories.

idk just a thought
Apr 1 2015 1:59AM
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BoogieWoman
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Growing up in the UK watching American TV I always really wanted to go to a prom but we didn't have them.

If I wasn't almost twice your age and didn't live 1000's miles away I'd be up for going to prom with you. Hope you find someone...and you pee in her butt
Apr 1 2015 8:16AM
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theBearJew
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.lenconThat is not what i said at all


Hence why it is edited. Good luck. If all else fails, just ask a pro skier. That girl asked Shawn White one year and he went. You got nothing to lose.
Apr 1 2015 8:22AM
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.Hugo.
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Just hire a prostitute
Apr 1 2015 8:48AM
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DayMan
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theBearJewHence why it is edited. Good luck. If all else fails, just ask a pro skier. That girl asked Shawn White one year and he went. You got nothing to lose.


You should definitely ask Shaun White.
Apr 1 2015 8:51AM
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.lencon
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BoogieWomanGrowing up in the UK watching American TV I always really wanted to go to a prom but we didn't have them.

If I wasn't almost twice your age and didn't live 1000's miles away I'd be up for going to prom with you. Hope you find someone...and you pee in her butt


I like a older woman

theBearJewHence why it is edited. Good luck. If all else fails, just ask a pro skier. That girl asked Shawn White one year and he went. You got nothing to lose.


How would one go about asking michelle parker?

.Hugo.Just hire a prostitute


In idaho? I hate to dis on my own state but this is where the whole cow and sex thing comes into place
Apr 1 2015 9:10AM
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theBearJew
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.lenconHow would one go about asking michelle parker?



In idaho? I hate to dis on my own state but this is where the whole cow and sex thing comes into place


Take to twitter, YouTube, etc. Social media is king in that stuff.



And if sex with cows is okay in Idaho, just bring a cow.
Apr 1 2015 9:30AM
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.Hugo.
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.lenconIn idaho? I hate to dis on my own state but this is where the whole cow and sex thing comes into place

mail order bride
theBearJewAnd if sex with cows is okay in Idaho, just bring a cow.


Im pretty sure ops mom is not available that night
Apr 1 2015 9:33AM
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robbinJAHood
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aww if only you were an east coaster
Apr 1 2015 9:37AM
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_69
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You're garunteed a date if they get to meet bfish.
Apr 1 2015 9:39AM
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Spagett+
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You live in Idaho, just take a potato to prom.


But actually why do people do this "skier girl" thing? Just because someone does an activity that you like doesn't mean that they are a cool person that you will get along with. Here is a novel Idea op, take a girl from your school that you like (or a potato).
Apr 1 2015 11:36AM
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.lencon
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theBearJewTake to twitter, YouTube, etc. Social media is king in that stuff.



And if sex with cows is okay in Idaho, just bring a cow.


It's not okay that's just the equivalent of the prostitutes around here

.Hugo.mail order bride


Im pretty sure ops mom is not available that night


Why would I take my mom? This is pocatello idaho. The incest happens down in Preston.

savvy_skiaww if only you were an east coaster


If only you were a west coaster;)

North.WestYou live in Idaho, just take a potato to prom.


But actually why do people do this "skier girl" thing? Just because someone does an activity that you like doesn't mean that they are a cool person that you will get along with. Here is a novel Idea op, take a girl from your school that you like (or a potato).


Doesn't need to be a skier chick, but since it's tradition to ski on prom might as well get with a skier since that's a close as I'm gonna get to skiing
Apr 1 2015 2:02PM
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El.Guapo
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theBearJewAnd if sex with cows is okay in Idaho, just bring a cow.


I don't think your mom would want to go with him
Apr 1 2015 11:03PM
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S.J.W
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Not going skiing on prom is the last thing you should be worried about. Try not getting laid on prom night
Apr 1 2015 11:14PM
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.lencon
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UglyboyNot going skiing on prom is the last thing you should be worried about. Try not getting laid on prom night


Is prefer laying my skis into a gnarly carve off a jump than laying women
Apr 1 2015 11:20PM
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edai
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shin-bangim usually his date... but like he said.. no snow. andddddddd the setup should be finished by prom bb ;) ;)


tranny too quick jump on is too high wont work n00b get rekt
Apr 1 2015 11:22PM
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S.J.W
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.lenconIs prefer laying my skis into a gnarly carve off a jump than laying women


Ever done it at the same time?
Apr 1 2015 11:24PM
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Spagett+
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/764706/Brule--39-s-Rules--Prom


OP here is some advice
Apr 1 2015 11:24PM
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shin-bang
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eazy.tranny too quick jump on is too high wont work n00b get rekt


its pretty good actually. yall can come over on prom and hit it. ;)
heres a bad vid of me with no speed. i gotta get $$$$$$ so i can get that plastic garden lattice.

https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/764709.0/need-that-plastic-garden-lattice
Apr 2 2015 12:20AM
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.lencon
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UglyboyEver done it at the same time?


no, but ill try to do that someday

North.Westhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/764706/Brule--39-s-Rules--Prom


OP here is some advice


too bad I'm a junior and don't have sister

shin-bangits pretty good actually. yall can come over on prom and hit it. ;)
heres a bad vid of me with no speed. i gotta get $$$$$$ so i can get that plastic garden lattice.

https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/764709.0/need-that-plastic-garden-lattice


This is where most incest happens in idaho is in this town. Notice the farm fields and the freeway in the background.
Apr 2 2015 12:33AM
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shin-bang
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Incest noooooo
Apr 2 2015 10:35AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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shin-bangIncest noooooo


in idaho incest is inevitable.
Apr 2 2015 10:37AM
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.lencon
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Lord_Byronin idaho incest is inevitable.


Depends on where you live but it definetly happens.
Apr 2 2015 1:17PM
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nutz.
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shin-bangits pretty good actually. yall can come over on prom and hit it. ;)
heres a bad vid of me with no speed. i gotta get $$$$$$ so i can get that plastic garden lattice.

https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/764709.0/need-that-plastic-garden-lattice


make that transition a lot smaller, it'll get rid of your speed problems for sure...
Apr 2 2015 3:01PM
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Chubz.
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Bensunhonestly if your prom is inexpensive, you should go. Its an awkward and annoying tradition but if you get drunk and get a lil rowdy (dont be a dumbass) with your friends you are bound to have fun and many memories.

idk just a thought


Ive never understood why so many people on this site dislike school dances... Proms were probably the two most memorable times in hs for me.

Just dance and act a fool and have a great time.
Apr 2 2015 3:08PM
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T-Nutcracker
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OP ITS SIMPLE

FUCK BITCHES

GET MONEY

GO PROM.
Apr 2 2015 4:37PM
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shin-bang
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nutz.make that transition a lot smaller, it'll get rid of your speed problems for sure...


It was actually shorter before. And I had even less speed because the tranny was too tight. I got farther with the less tight tranny hahah!
Apr 2 2015 4:43PM
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El.Guapo
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Bensunhonestly if your prom is inexpensive, you should go. Its an awkward and annoying tradition but if you get drunk and get a lil rowdy (dont be a dumbass) with your friends you are bound to have fun and many memories.

idk just a thought


Better to go with a chick and get drunk so you have someone to get rowdy on. Just my thoughts
Apr 2 2015 10:27PM
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theabortionator
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Drop in looks pretty good. IF you had a more mellow jump that might help you. IF you need that size then maybe not. You can get some orange fencing for cheap/free and screw that onto your drop in. Throw some lattice or strips of lattice like you were saying. Even through pvc strips across the down.

You can def get that thing rockin. Smart height. Most people build theirs WAYYYY too small imo.

I guess for some tricks a big jump is nice but a lower flatter take off will give you more speed. You could even build a few takeoffs and make them interchangeable for different rails/tricks.
Apr 2 2015 10:28PM
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stinky_cheese
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why not just take bfish to prom?
Apr 2 2015 10:33PM
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bakedpow
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this thread worked out a whole lot better for OP than i expected
Apr 2 2015 10:41PM
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lp.
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Boulder is a little far from Idaho but I'll be sure to tell my SLC friends you need a date haha
Apr 2 2015 10:53PM
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.lencon
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theabortionatorDrop in looks pretty good. IF you had a more mellow jump that might help you. IF you need that size then maybe not. You can get some orange fencing for cheap/free and screw that onto your drop in. Throw some lattice or strips of lattice like you were saying. Even through pvc strips across the down.

You can def get that thing rockin. Smart height. Most people build theirs WAYYYY too small imo.

I guess for some tricks a big jump is nice but a lower flatter take off will give you more speed. You could even build a few takeoffs and make them interchangeable for different rails/tricks.


Im glad this thread could double as "shin bangs set up help"

Bakerpowthis thread worked out a whole lot better for OP than i expected


You underestimate Ns and their times of maturity

lp.Boulder is a little far from Idaho but I'll be sure to tell my SLC friends you need a date haha


Tell them! Also make a trip up!
Apr 2 2015 11:07PM
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cydwhit
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I believe in you buddy! I put in a good word for you with the pinknames, we'll see how far the sketchy camera guy's recommendation gets ya....
Apr 2 2015 11:13PM
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.lencon
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cydwhitI believe in you buddy! I put in a good word for you with the pinknames, we'll see how far the sketchy camera guy's recommendation gets ya....


I wouldn't mind one of the ladies from the JH shred! haha thanks Cy!
Apr 2 2015 11:39PM
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NSwidow
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I'd totally go with you OP! but, alas, I'm leaving for Australia on Monday.
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