I can't keep up with internet language

the interent language used to be perl.

i know it's confusing
wut
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use warnings;
# Serve static files from document root with a directory index
# app.psgi
use Plack::App::Directory;
my $app = Plack::App::Directory->new({
root => "/path/to/htdocs"
})->to_app;

MFW:

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OP your getting old and going to die soon just embrace it.






OP is translated to original poster incase you didn't catch that one.

Im right there with ya man. I dont even know the popular acronyms people use while texting let alone all this shit.

lol wut, dtr fr ever hmu

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

No acronyms.

It had to be done....

^

So if you take the first letter of each column it reads: IIIMYIMIIAETTHAWITOIMWOASSAB

Which translates roughly to : my meat. hot. im wasabi.

/thread

gg

smh

[tk]^

So if you take the first letter of each column it reads: IIIMYIMIIAETTHAWITOIMWOASSAB

Which translates roughly to : my meat. hot. im wasabi.

/thread

I love good oneupsmanship. Nicely done.

Agreed...

/thread

BloviatorI have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

No acronyms.

It had to be done....

yeah I gave up on that shit like five years ago.

my most humble apology, if 't be true thee can't understandeth our language, then we wilt start talking in the Kings English, just for thee.

People keep using the word kilt, like "he kilt it". I don't understand. Like a men's skirt? Or do they mean killed?

THOT is by far the dumbest one I've seen in a while. It's usage makes it even worse.

She's such a THOT.

She's such a that hoe over there.

WHAT???