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If You Had 3 Wishes

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Ron_Jeremy
Posts: 63 - Karma: 875
So if Ron Jeremy the genie granted you 3 wishes, what would you wish for? No wishing for 3 more wishes. Go!!
Mar 29 2015 9:14PM
36 5
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
4 more wishes
Mar 29 2015 9:16PM
13 2
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Mr.softcookie
Posts: 233 - Karma: 713
shit you got me
Mar 29 2015 9:19PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
1. eternal wishes.

2. i wish that nser fresh_prince loses all his wishes and ability to wish for more wishes

3. i wish for a barrier that blocks me from wishes like my last wish
Mar 29 2015 9:39PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
1. I wish I had the length of Ron Jeremy's peen

2. I wish I had the girth of Ron Jeremy's peen

3. I wish my dad was Ron Jeremy
Mar 29 2015 10:03PM
2 1
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
never get old, be happy for eternity, able to ski forever
Mar 29 2015 10:23PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
1. be able to create hilarious fresh spicy internet memes on the spot anywhere anytime
2.?????
3.?????
Mar 29 2015 10:24PM
3 1
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37387 - Karma: 120,121
SFB1. be able to create hilarious fresh spicy internet memes on the spot anywhere anytime
2.?????
3.?????


funny, I expected you to spend your wishes on weight loss surgery cuz ur a fatass
Mar 29 2015 10:30PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
DeebieSkeebiesfunny, I expected you to spend your wishes on weight loss surgery cuz ur a fatass


Thats wish #2 and 3, he just doesn't know how half of those words are spelled.
Mar 29 2015 10:31PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
Be able to land any trick.

End poverty.

Marry Emma Watson/Stone. Watson seems like a cool wife but would probably want me to do weird shit like read or something. Emma Stone is just awesome
Mar 29 2015 10:32PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
UglyboyBe able to land any trick.

End poverty.

Marry Emma Watson/Stone. Watson seems like a cool wife but would probably want me to do weird shit like read or something. Emma Stone is just awesome

Agreed. Fuck reading.
Mar 29 2015 10:37PM
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