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Let's list the reasons and ways that American's are extra special and should be treated as such.

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Byron_tha_gr8
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-our dads have over 5 mil

-we killed osama

-invented the internet

-every other nationality is inferior due to our genetic advancements made by winning back to back world wars (UNDEFEATED!!)(SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST)

-"The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.",- his Holiness, the living prophet Sean Hannity

- we have more guns than humans

-our cops don't drive clown cars

-our cops also actively remove and destroy those pesky immigrants who got shipped here a while back.

Addition together all those peaces, and you wind up with the greatest nation since 1865.

Mar 26 2015 11:23PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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oops wrong gif


here ill just post a patriotic pic instead.

Mar 26 2015 11:26PM
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eheath
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I'm probably gonna delete this thread.
Mar 26 2015 11:29PM
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JAHpow
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Mar 26 2015 11:30PM
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Rafiki
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Lord_Byron-we killed osama


you could have just stopped here
Mar 26 2015 11:34PM
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NewEscuelers
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pussyfooterI'm probably gonna delete this thread.


NS is waitin on you bud. It's just not worth the weird arguments that'll ensue
Mar 26 2015 11:35PM
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.Hugo.
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murica fuck ya

thats the only reason you need
Mar 26 2015 11:35PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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NewEscuelersNS is waitin on you bud. It's just not worth the weird arguments that'll ensue


no argument to be had, USA is MVP of the century
Mar 26 2015 11:38PM
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mike759
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Capitalism.
Mar 27 2015 12:11AM
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iFlip
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Mar 27 2015 12:17AM
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Spagett+
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Because the united states is the global hegemon and without them there would be massive power wars to try to fill the void left by the absence of american hegemony.
Mar 27 2015 12:20AM
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SFB
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greastest country in the world baby, yuropoors and canada nerds get out
Mar 27 2015 12:21AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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pussyfooterI'm probably gonna delete this thread.


can we consider leaving it until its eheath bedtime?
Mar 27 2015 12:46AM
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iFlip
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Mar 27 2015 12:56AM
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iFlip
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Mar 27 2015 12:59AM
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iH8pow
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We are the most crooked, delusional sons of bitches and life life NO REGRETS!
Mar 27 2015 2:16AM
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Mr.noodle
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We saved millions of Africans from starving in Africa just for a little work on the farm a while back
Mar 27 2015 7:12AM
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VTbass802
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NewEscuelersNS is waitin on you bud. It's just not worth the weird arguments that'll ensue


Oh yes because this thread (made ironically with potential to be humorous) is far inferior to your latest thread (made completely seriously about something ridiculous).
Mar 27 2015 7:14AM
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jeremyo13
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We are all hung like horses
Mar 27 2015 7:33AM
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bfulmer
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jeremyo13We are all hung like horses


Other than OP of course
Mar 27 2015 7:49AM
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theabortionator
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We are pretty special in terms of being borderline retarded. Rabble rabble god bless 'Murica
Mar 27 2015 8:06AM
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S.J.W
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America is awesome because every time I go there I get asked if I ride a kangaroo or if I'm like crocodile Dundee. Come on America pick up your game. I ride emus and I like to think of myself of more as a Hugh Jackman in Australia rather than crocodile Dundee
Mar 27 2015 8:21AM
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timmi
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America is amazing because I stopped for gas once and the gas station had a buffet. I'm not even poking fun at your obesity that was fucking awesome.
Mar 27 2015 8:37AM
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ianrich511
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because we said fuck the metric system
Mar 27 2015 8:44AM
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Thom4s
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Let's list the reasons why every other country on this planet hates us.
Mar 27 2015 11:01AM
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.Hugo.
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Thom4sLet's list the reasons why every other country on this planet hates us.


They hate us cuz they aint us
Mar 27 2015 11:04AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Thom4sLet's list the reasons why every other country on this planet hates us.


Because they yearn to have the power that we have.
Mar 27 2015 11:14AM
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belden...
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BOOOOOOOOOO
Mar 27 2015 11:18AM
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Billy_B
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Our constitution is the most current, longest running constitution out there. 'MERICA
Mar 27 2015 11:25AM
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onLINE
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Potato -> Patado
Mar 27 2015 11:28AM
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crotchvent
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Americans are all extremely fat and need special treatment because of that. Treating a fat person different is like treating a handicapped person different. Also doorways should be made wider so fat people can fit through easier.
Mar 27 2015 1:26PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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crotchventAmericans are all extremely fat and need special treatment because of that. Treating a fat person different is like treating a handicapped person different. Also doorways should be made wider so fat people can fit through easier.


how does it feel to consistently get your ass pounded in the Olympics by a bunch of fat people?
Mar 27 2015 1:32PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Barefootin_Fiendhow does it feel to consistently get your ass pounded in the Olympics by a bunch of fat people?


please direct your attention to this:

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/763768/FULL-LENGTH-MATCH---Raw---Triple-H-vs--Kane---Championship-vs--Mask-Match
Mar 27 2015 2:15PM
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crotchvent
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Barefootin_Fiendhow does it feel to consistently get your ass pounded in the Olympics by a bunch of fat people?

guess I worded that funny but I'm american so i do the ass pounding.
Mar 27 2015 3:13PM
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kim_jong_ill
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Barefootin_Fiendhow does it feel to consistently get your ass pounded in the Olympics by a bunch of fat people?


Canada anal rapes USA in mens hockey at the olympics
Mar 27 2015 3:18PM
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Chubz.
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I would rather live in canada then this country.
Mar 27 2015 3:51PM
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eheath
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Chubz.I would rather live in canada then this country.


Really? Would you? Why's that? I'd love to hear your insight, even though you probably still live with your parents.
Mar 27 2015 3:55PM
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SFB
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Chubz.I would rather live in canada then this country.

lol ok
Mar 27 2015 4:21PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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pussyfooterReally? Would you? Why's that? I'd love to hear your insight, even though you probably still live with your parents.


his suburban life would be so much better in canada for so many reasons that im going to have to get back to you with.
Mar 27 2015 4:21PM
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cobra_commander
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The United States population pays for the rest of the (western) world's defense and healthcare.

If the United States cut healthcare spending using the same techniques other western governments do, the evolution and progress of modern medicine would grind to a fucking halt.

If the United States stopped spending all the money we do on Defense, NATO would be irrelevant and Putin would have annexed Poland and Latvia by now. China would be all up in Taiwan and playing fuck fuck games with Vietnam and Japan, and starting to boss the Kewi's and Roo's around.

You are welcome.





P.S. And because we pay for those two things, we pretty much subsidize all the other sweet social programs your govy's get to pay for cause they ain't covering the (full, or even half) cost of defense and healthcare.

I guess the one thing you all can't thank us for is fucking Canada's oil based economy - on the flip side, it does mean all those Canadian residents will probably stop driving across the boarder to buy shit, and start paying their Canadian sales taxes again.
Mar 27 2015 4:32PM
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JAHpow
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Chubz.I would rather live in canada then this country.


Lol
Mar 27 2015 4:49PM
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veng_m
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CoreyTrevorWe are the most crooked, delusional sons of bitches and life life NO REGRETS!

no ragrets
.Hugo.They hate us cuz they aint us

hate us cuz they anus
Mar 27 2015 4:59PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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cobra_commanderThe United States population pays for the rest of the (western) world's defense and healthcare.

If the United States cut healthcare spending using the same techniques other western governments do, the evolution and progress of modern medicine would grind to a fucking halt.

If the United States stopped spending all the money we do on Defense, NATO would be irrelevant and Putin would have annexed Poland and Latvia by now. China would be all up in Taiwan and playing fuck fuck games with Vietnam and Japan, and starting to boss the Kewi's and Roo's around.

You are welcome.





P.S. And because we pay for those two things, we pretty much subsidize all the other sweet social programs your govy's get to pay for cause they ain't covering the (full, or even half) cost of defense and healthcare.

I guess the one thing you all can't thank us for is fucking Canada's oil based economy - on the flip side, it does mean all those Canadian residents will probably stop driving across the boarder to buy shit, and start paying their Canadian sales taxes again.


i saw three crashes in 2 days at Bellis Fair and Winco, all of them had Canadians involved.
Mar 27 2015 5:03PM
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987321654hgfd
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Mar 27 2015 5:07PM
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Spagett+
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North.WestBecause the united states is the global hegemon and without them there would be massive power wars to try to fill the void left by the absence of american hegemony.


This is so true. Read a book before you down vote it you idiots.
Mar 27 2015 5:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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kim_jong_illCanada anal rapes USA in mens hockey at the olympics


That's cool...at the last summer Olympics, the US took home 45 more gold medals than Canada, 24 more silver medals, and 17 more bronze medals. So yeah, that's only 86 more medals...way to try and claim a specific event like it matters though.

Chubz.I would rather live in canada then this country.


cool. as soon as you quit suckling mommy's teet, you can pack up and move your ass out of here.
Mar 27 2015 5:18PM
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Chubz.
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pussyfooterReally? Would you? Why's that? I'd love to hear your insight, even though you probably still live with your parents.


SFBlol ok


Lord_Byronhis suburban life would be so much better in canada for so many reasons that im going to have to get back to you with.


JAHpowLol



Canada has better maple syrup


Canada has more moose



Canada is a better looking country



Canada has better skiing

The people ive met from canada have been nicer people than US people

Free health care


College tuition is like 10990947393638 times cheaper in canada

Ur mom lives in canada


hows that for insight eheath u fukn nerd


Get rekt m8s
Mar 27 2015 5:23PM
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eheath
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Chubz.Get rekt m8s


You didn't rek anyone, you suck.
Mar 27 2015 5:38PM
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fresh_prince
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pussyfooterYou didn't rek anyone, you suck.


chubz didn't rek u pussyfoot but he does have a good point
Mar 27 2015 5:41PM
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eheath
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fresh_princechubz didn't rek u pussyfoot but he does have a good point



If you're under 18 and white, of course you "want" to live in canada because you're so smrt and no all thingz about da governmentz.
Mar 27 2015 5:47PM
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fresh_prince
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pussyfooterIf you're under 18 and white, of course you "want" to live in canada because you're so smrt and no all thingz about da governmentz.


what
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