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Do You Button and THEN Zip, or Zip and then Button Your Pants?

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selfiejesus
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We were having this conversation at work, and personally I zip and then button.
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10 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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pants?
10 years ago
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selfiejesus
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*TACO-DOG*pants?


yesss
10 years ago
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Tinga
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if you zip and then button your zipper always moves down a bit so you have to rezip which is not efficient use of time. therefore I button and then zip.
10 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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selfiejesusyesss


i have never heard of such a thing.
10 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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Button fly so that should answer your question.
10 years ago
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S.J.W
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Wait people zip then button? The damn hell why? You button so you make sure everything is in place and you won't fly your dick
10 years ago
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selfiejesus
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UglyboyWait people zip then button? The damn hell why? You button so you make sure everything is in place and you won't fly your dick


it's easier to button if you zip it first!
10 years ago
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Slush
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To be completely honest, I forget to zip like all the time
10 years ago
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Mingg
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Button, zip, belt.
10 years ago
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JAHpow
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Tingaif you zip and then button your zipper always moves down a bit so you have to rezip which is not efficient use of time. therefore I button and then zip.


Yup
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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Either but I hate pants
10 years ago
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stinky_cheese
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TwinipzTo be completely honest, I forget to zip like all the time


same, i couldn't remember what i did first, so i unbuttoned my pants and realized that i had my zipper down this whole day
10 years ago
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selfiejesus
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stinky_petesame, i couldn't remember what i did first, so i unbuttoned my pants and realized that i had my zipper down this whole day


i laughed pretty hard at this, not sure why
10 years ago
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Bonzalo
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Zip then button, if not you will forget to zip!
10 years ago
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connecticunt
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I've been through many full days forgetting to do either because I'm always in such a rush in the morning.

But when I remember, it's button then zip.
10 years ago
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Nacho+
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unbutton, unzip, score
10 years ago
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Wheat
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I dont wear jeans with buttons. Once you go all buttons you never go back.
10 years ago
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Drail
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theabortionatorEither but I hate pants


https://youtu.be/1srzsTJOW2c
10 years ago
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Steezy_IN_KC
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I zip and then button. Make life so much easier.
10 years ago
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bhaines
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I button then forget to zip, then realize 2 hours later that I forgot...

...again
10 years ago
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senditsam
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Honest can't remember!
10 years ago
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SHIZ
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i never realized that anybody did it another other way till now... but for those of you that button then zip:
10 years ago
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veng_m
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im 12 and i have pants with the snap button thingy
10 years ago
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JahLiam
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selfiejesusit's easier to button if you zip it first!


it's easier to zip if you button it first!
10 years ago
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proZach
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selfiejesusit's easier to button if you zip it first!


yeah if you're fat
10 years ago
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selfiejesus
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proZachyeah if you're fat


thx
10 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
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CirilloButton fly so that should answer your question.


So, do you button before you button? or do you button before you button?


All of the sudden I have the song "Hardest button to button" stuck in my head. Mainly because I believe now that that song is about people that have button pants and have to pee really bad. They really do become the hardest buttons to button.
10 years ago
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Spagett+
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Almost all of my pants have a button fly, so Just button.
10 years ago
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cool_name
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Button then button then button then button
10 years ago
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Park.
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zip so i dont forget to zip later and i never have to zip up more after button idk why you would let that happen just dont be a pussy and pull that shit up all the way the first time
10 years ago
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DIX~
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I never unbutton or unzip I just leave 'em done up permanently and wiggle my way in and out. No hips I guess
10 years ago
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Broken_Rides
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I'm wearing shorts and the button busted off so I tied them up with an elastic.
10 years ago
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Spillway_East
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ns polls open me to new ways of life. all of u who button first are crazy tho
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Button then zip. Gotta protect the d
10 years ago
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