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Do you pee in the shower?

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DayMan
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I was having this discussion with some friends a while back and I was amazed at how many people said they don't pee in the shower, with some even being disgusted at the idea. I always thought of it as something that everyone did. I see no reason not to. Maybe I'm just gross though, I'm not sure.
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10 years ago
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Skibumsmith
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Only psychopaths don't pee in the shower.
10 years ago
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.Hugo.
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Sometimes, but i usually just pee while im waiting for the water to warm up
10 years ago
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snowpocalypse
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only in the locker room. I like to mark my territory.
10 years ago
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Huck_Norris
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Why would you not?



I only poop in the shower at OP's place tho. Sometimes I courtesy stomp it down the drain but not usually.
10 years ago
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FreedGucci
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If you remove the drain cover you can open up a whole world of opportunities
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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Everyone does. It's like picking your nose or masturbating. If you say you don't you're either lying or a fucking weirdo.
10 years ago
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jackdonovan
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theabortionatorEveryone does. It's like picking your nose or masturbating. If you say you don't you're either lying or a fucking weirdo.


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10 years ago
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K-Dot.
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Huck_NorrisI only poop in the shower at OP's place tho. Sometimes I courtesy stomp it down the drain but not usually.


Cheese grater method works best I've found
10 years ago
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JAHpow
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I've only done it once. I think it's kinda gross, but I'm somewhat of a germaphobe though
10 years ago
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crotchvent
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I prefer to poop in the tub right before I get out and don't let that drain.
10 years ago
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kim_jong_ill
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the amount of bodily fluids that i've released in my shower must be ridiculous...
10 years ago
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onLINE
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I only pee in op's mom's butt.

For real though im a once a day shower pee'r minimum
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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JAHpowI've only done it once. I think it's kinda gross, but I'm somewhat of a germaphobe though


It's sterile, and my shower drain likes the taste.
10 years ago
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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I can't shower without peeing. It just happens every morning even if I pee before going in the shower. I could pee three times before showering and still feel the urge to pee in the shower. Even when showering with a girl and I need to pee, It just happens naturally.
10 years ago
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All_Alpine
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Yes. The solution to pollution is dilution.
10 years ago
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crotchvent
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Foxxy-BangI can't shower without peeing. It just happens every morning even if I pee before going in the shower. I could pee three times before showering and still feel the urge to pee in the shower. Even when showering with a girl and I need to pee, It just happens naturally.


Do you at least pee in their butt when you pee in the shower with girls?
10 years ago
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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crotchventDo you at least pee in their butt when you pee in the shower with girls?

of course, its the only logical place to pee
10 years ago
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Plankton
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28% of newschoolers are liars
10 years ago
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Tinga
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I hate mornings so I sleep as much as I possibly can and then cram everything in right before I leave for work. I don't have time to use the toilet. My record is finishing my shower routine while still peeing.
10 years ago
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Peter.
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i pee in the shower every time
10 years ago
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Tinga
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Peter.i pee in the shower every time


If I remember correctly last time this topic got brought up you said peeing in the shower actually helps clean it out. can you comment on that?

or maybe it was someone else like Malcolm.
10 years ago
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Peter.
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TingaIf I remember correctly last time this topic got brought up you said peeing in the shower actually helps clean it out. can you comment on that?

or maybe it was someone else like Malcolm.


yeah i dont think it was me. i have heard that peeing on your feet in the shower can prevent athlete's foot though.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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TingaIf I remember correctly last time this topic got brought up you said peeing in the shower actually helps clean it out. can you comment on that?



Solid start to the interview
10 years ago
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last_tango
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Watersports lol
10 years ago
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ryano
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There are two kinds of people in this world:

Those that pee in the shower. And liars.
10 years ago
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JAHpow
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theabortionatorIt's sterile


I know but even that won't convince me to do it. I also don't do it for the fact that I wouldn't want others (roommates) peeing in the shower.

More of a courtesy thing I guess.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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JAHpowI know but even that won't convince me to do it. I also don't do it for the fact that I wouldn't want others (roommates) peeing in the shower.

More of a courtesy thing I guess.


The thing is, your roommates are already pissing in your shower. If that grosses you out maybe lay down a nice spray of of your own piss before showering to clean or coat anything that's already there.
10 years ago
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fresh_prince
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RedPandaI was having this discussion with some friends a while back and I was amazed at how many people said they don't pee


in her butt

RedPandawith some even being disgusted at the idea. I always thought of it as something that everyone did. I see no reason not to. Maybe I'm just gross though, I'm not sure.
10 years ago
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NPF
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.Hugo.Sometimes, but i usually just pee while im waiting for the water to warm up


sometimes I hold it till the water is warm just so I can pee in the shower.
10 years ago
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Anathema
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10 years ago
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milk_man
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I've been taking baths lately haha


And peeing in the bath is a really bad idea, so no I don't
10 years ago
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yungcigsmoker
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I have to squat down and point my dinger directly at the drain. I can't stand the feeling of pee splashing against my legs. And there is no smell left behind
10 years ago
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Chubz.
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ya
10 years ago
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Thom4s
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Anything with a working drain is fair game to piss into.
10 years ago
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corona
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I didn't realize people felt so strongly about peeing in showers. I feel like an outcast saying this, but I don't. I also get out of a pool to go pee. Maybe I should see a doctor.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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VinnieFI didn't realize people felt so strongly about peeing in showers. I feel like an outcast saying this, but I don't. I also get out of a pool to go pee. Maybe I should see a doctor.


Do you also spend time hanging up photos of your favorite serial killers and playing with your collection of neighborhood pets you killed and stuffed? That's also not weird at all and super super common.
10 years ago
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soulskier
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I would have to say I'm shower pissing neutral

I'll do it but only when it's convenient and I don't get any pleasure out of it
10 years ago
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notspoicey
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yea
10 years ago
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CheddarJack
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Girls must love it cuz they can do it standing up, no?
10 years ago
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stinky_cheese
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NPFilmsometimes I hold it till the water is warm just so I can pee in the shower.


i do this same thing, there's just something about peeing in the shower that i really like
10 years ago
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NPF
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stinky_petei do this same thing, there's just something about peeing in the shower that i really like


peeing in a wetsuit its pretty much the best when youre cold so you may as well do the same in the morning when you get out of bed #logic
10 years ago
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ianrich511
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Everyone pees in the shower, even my girlfriend pees in the shower. Drain was getting clogged and slow last week, I kept peeing.
10 years ago
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.Rybak.
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kim_jong_illthe amount of bodily fluids that i've released in my shower must be ridiculous...


I could probably fill up multiple bathtubs if not more.
10 years ago
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DayMan
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NPFilmpeeing in a wetsuit its pretty much the best when youre cold so you may as well do the same in the morning when you get out of bed #logic


This is why I don't like using other people's wetsuits. I realized this a few weeks ago when I got a loaner wetsuit from the dive shop I was going scuba diving with. Of course I peed in it, but then I thought of how many other people have peed in it too. I then went and bought my own wetsuit.
10 years ago
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msg
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RedPandaThis is why I don't like using other people's wetsuits. I realized this a few weeks ago when I got a loaner wetsuit from the dive shop I was going scuba diving with. Of course I peed in it, but then I thought of how many other people have peed in it too. I then went and bought my own wetsuit.


Next time, pee before you've even gotten in the water. It makes you feel dangerous

but mostly gross
10 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
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RedPandaThis is why I don't like using other people's wetsuits. I realized this a few weeks ago when I got a loaner wetsuit from the dive shop I was going scuba diving with. Of course I peed in it, but then I thought of how many other people have peed in it too. I then went and bought my own wetsuit.


haha, I'll pee in rental/not my own wetsuit every opportunity i get. I will not piss in my own wetsuit though because they really start to smell after a while.
10 years ago
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danncphedran
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.Hugo.Sometimes, but i usually just pee while im waiting for the water to warm up


hahahahahhahahhah
10 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
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How to turn peeing in the shower into a good thing. hahahaha

Link: http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2012/09/27/will-urine-pee-cure-nail-fungus-athletes-foot/
10 years ago
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veng_m
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ch'yea bruh
10 years ago
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