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"I'm a level 9 skier"

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So I went to Alta yesterday in search of this thing they call snow. Anyways, I was riding up the lift and these two kids probably 15-16 were riding up with me. I had my chronics on and thats how our whole conversation started.

Gaper 1: Nice skis what level are you?
me: uh level?
Gaper 1: we are level 9 skiers, its the highest level you can go.
me: well I don't really use that to describe how I ski. I just kinda ski whatever I'm feeling
Gaper 1: So do you ski double black diamonds?
me: Yes....

Silence for a bit

Gaper 2: we were cliffing yesterday it was pretty fun
me: cliffing?
Gaper 2: You know jumping off cliffs
me: good for you guys (put headphones in so I don't jump of the chair lift)

Mar 22 2015 4:12PM

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Cool story bro

Mar 22 2015 4:13PM

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Ridiculous

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Mar 22 2015 4:13PM

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Insane

thought this thread was gonna be about the shitty joke everyone makes when you wear level 1 clothing.

Mar 22 2015 4:16PM

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Crazy Fool

Gapers probably ski better than you. You're St Alta on Chronics...

Mar 22 2015 4:25PM

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Wannabe

What'd the scouter say about their skier level?

Mar 22 2015 4:29PM

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Dragonslayer101

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Im a level 9 skier...... In your face OP

Mar 22 2015 9:40PM

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Actually it goes up to level 10 but you're only allowed to know about it if you are a level ten skier. It's almost exactly like the illuminati

Mar 22 2015 10:05PM

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Wow OP sounds like you're mad you aren't a level nine skier

Mar 22 2015 10:44PM

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@th1337

Hey guys, get a load of OP - this guy doesn't know what level skier he is.

Mar 22 2015 11:36PM

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im level 6.5

Mar 22 2015 11:39PM

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UglyboyGapers probably ski better than you. You're St Alta on Chronics...

truuu

Mar 23 2015 12:20AM

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Insane

http://www.insideoutskiing.com/level.html

Holy fuck.

Mar 23 2015 9:08AM

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Loner

At what level do I evolve into a Charzard?
probably gunna have to eat more rare candies until I start throwing quadruple backflips while breathing fire.

Mar 23 2015 9:16AM

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Do you know their hp was? Its not about the level of skiing, its about the ability to rebound after taking a digger.

Mar 23 2015 9:22AM

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Pro

fuck eh, those gapers....

Mar 23 2015 9:47AM

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Fuckin eh right

Mar 23 2015 9:53AM

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ChuchAt what level do I evolve into a Charzard?

Someone's asking the right questions

Mar 23 2015 10:59AM

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nice claim on the chronics

Mar 23 2015 11:02AM

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Dobberhttp://www.insideoutskiing.com/level.html

Holy fuck.

Thank you for doing this valuable research. This world needs more answers. :D

Mar 23 2015 1:06PM

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Dobberhttp://www.insideoutskiing.com/level.html

Holy fuck.

Who else read this and went fuck I am a level 9 skier

Mar 23 2015 8:26PM

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msewardthought this thread was gonna be about the shitty joke everyone makes when you wear level 1 clothing.

Couldn't make it to Level 2?

Mar 23 2015 8:28PM

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Nray41Gaper 1: we are level 9 skiers, its the highest level you can go.

Mar 23 2015 8:31PM

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Krotchs_Brother

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TheOriginWhat'd the scouter say about their skier level?

I heard it was over 9000!

Mar 23 2015 9:07PM

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I'm level a billion in COD

Mar 23 2015 9:13PM

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peterspringer10

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msewardthought this thread was gonna be about the shitty joke everyone makes when you wear level 1 clothing.

I was thinking the exact same haha

Mar 23 2015 9:57PM

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then how did Henrik reach level 420?

Mar 23 2015 10:06PM

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JewschoolersActually it goes up to level 10 but you're only allowed to know about it if you are a level ten skier. It's almost exactly like the illuminati

I know now

Mar 23 2015 10:28PM

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AmarinoI know now

Mar 23 2015 10:31PM

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Saw you at Alta. Thought you looked like a NS, but I didn't know there was such a thing at alta. The jerrys were out in full force going full jerry off the infamous wildcat kicker

Mar 23 2015 11:35PM

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Montana_Hoodrat

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UglyboyGapers probably ski better than you. You're St Alta on Chronics...

Ha. Have fun cliffing on twigs boy. But seriously OP, if you get to ski Alta why do you own park skis?

Mar 23 2015 11:53PM

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Newb

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/763062/If-peeing-your-pants-is-cool--consider-me-Miles-Davis----

Mar 24 2015 12:59AM

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No Life

I'm eating a beef heart right now so I can stay on track to level up this Friday.

Mar 24 2015 3:53PM

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captaincanklesim level 6

.9****

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