First!
So in a not-huge town 30-45 minutes north of Denver, it seems ON THE SAME DAY a man stabbed his parents and himself to death (well, mother is still alive), and to belittle that story, here's another...
http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_27735844/person-taken-hospital-after-reported-stabbing-longmont
There's really a different breed of crazy out here in Colorado. Idk what it is, but at least none of these involve guns so those haters can get fucked today...