Replying to List of this years skiing related maladies

So this year was right up there among my shittest seasons for injuries. Should have put myself out of commission but since I am a 30 year old child who thinks he is 16 I just went ahead and completely broke myself off. Here's my list of shit for the season.

Dislocated left shoulder twice.
Got gnarly right hand skiers thumb then just straight up broke the fucker.
Got horrible inflammation in my right knee that has no ACL and needed cortisone injections.
1 concussion accompanied by 8 stitches to the dome
Got fucking toe bang so bad my first 2 toenails on both feet fell off.


Thats FOUR emergency room visits and two ortho visits.
I am a broken old man.


Let's see what kind of butt hurt the rest of you guys got.