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List of this years skiing related maladies

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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
So this year was right up there among my shittest seasons for injuries. Should have put myself out of commission but since I am a 30 year old child who thinks he is 16 I just went ahead and completely broke myself off. Here's my list of shit for the season.

Dislocated left shoulder twice.
Got gnarly right hand skiers thumb then just straight up broke the fucker.
Got horrible inflammation in my right knee that has no ACL and needed cortisone injections.
1 concussion accompanied by 8 stitches to the dome
Got fucking toe bang so bad my first 2 toenails on both feet fell off.


Thats FOUR emergency room visits and two ortho visits.
I am a broken old man.


Let's see what kind of butt hurt the rest of you guys got.
Mar 15 2015 1:59PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
your injury count > times I've been skiing
Mar 15 2015 2:06PM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
cracked 2 ribs 3rd day skiing, had to take it easy for a couple of weeks.
snapped collar bone, 1 plate, 6 screws and 11 staples tol hold everything together.

the collarbone put me out untill now, hoping i can get a trip out to see some friends early april.
Mar 15 2015 2:09PM
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Slush
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 12,942
Untouched. Get at me old man
Mar 15 2015 2:33PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Got a concussion
broke my nose yesterday
Mar 15 2015 2:41PM
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Prof.Pretzel
Posts: 451 - Karma: 796
Broken collar bone
Mar 15 2015 2:46PM
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mynamerhymes
Posts: 20 - Karma: 140
Torn my meniscus in January, was out for two months. Second day of skiing after surgery I got concussed and bruised my spine. Being young doesn't stop you from being injured.
Mar 15 2015 2:48PM
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pattyWhack
Posts: 685 - Karma: 1,521
Prof.PretzelBroken collar bone


After learning a handful of new tricks in the early season, I went out hungover and did exactly half of a backflip onto my shoulder.


Mar 15 2015 3:48PM
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pattyWhack
Posts: 685 - Karma: 1,521
That's odd, the editor did some weird stuff before I posted... I had more in the my last post, and that xray is from 3 years ago and it is my arm, not my shoulder. This is what I did to my collar bone:

And earlier in the year I twisted my ankle inward doing a misty in a fucking field because a six year old boy thought I was cool.
Mar 15 2015 3:50PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,261
Broken ankle - preseason rail jam
Broke wrist -gaper slammed me in a lift line
Torn lcl and concussion - tried to ski 2 feet of pow in park skis...hit a tree.

I'm stupid
Mar 15 2015 5:24PM
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Nikolaus
Posts: 863 - Karma: 995
major knee surgery. had crutches for 12 weeks and still 10 more to go before i can ski. only 16
Mar 15 2015 5:34PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677


bone bruising in elbow, ribs, shoulder
Mar 15 2015 5:36PM
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nochill
Posts: 144 - Karma: 624
did a japan and caught my ski on my other ski in mid-air and screwed up my knee
Mar 15 2015 9:57PM
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frank9190
Posts: 81 - Karma: 245
Really good years for me right now. Only a concussion result of a edge cut on the top of a rainbow.
Mar 15 2015 10:55PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
2 compression fractures
ruptured disk
RIP toe nails

wasnt a bad season in all honesty
Mar 15 2015 11:07PM
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DoNothingDarias
Posts: 83 - Karma: 18
Got 2 compression fractures in my lower back and then got a grade 3 spleen rupture 2 weeks later. first season getting really injured and it fucking sucked
Mar 15 2015 11:27PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
DoNothingDariasGot 2 compression fractures in my lower back and then got a grade 3 spleen rupture 2 weeks later. first season getting really injured and it fucking sucked


yoooooo my fractures were in my L1 and L5
Mar 15 2015 11:32PM
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Marcuntus
Posts: 128 - Karma: 252
2 cracked ribs
1 stress fracture in my ankle that screwed my progression for the season
And a deep bone bruise in my arm that was swollen for 3 weeks

Solid first park season
Mar 15 2015 11:34PM
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DoNothingDarias
Posts: 83 - Karma: 18
-WZ-yoooooo my fractures were in my L1 and L5


Yup, same here. Took a real ringer of a tree tap booter in the woods and landed on a stump under the snow
Mar 15 2015 11:38PM
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pkick
Posts: 154 - Karma: 697
biggest hematoma ever to exist on my hip, had to get the blood drained but was only out a couple of weeks. fuck c rails
Mar 15 2015 11:47PM
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brend
Posts: 779 - Karma: 3,608
I tweaked my knee back in December and it was very painful to do anything for about 2 weeks. When it happened i thought my knee was done.
Mar 16 2015 12:21AM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
This thread is straight carnage.
Mar 16 2015 12:22AM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,367
Inb4 someone gets their finger stuck in the FKS.
Mar 16 2015 12:47AM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
I saw a like..............68 year old man.......with like........his whole face smashed in like a stuffed animal with your thumb in it's nose [knawhamean?] and there was a broken branch in it so it could always be worse.
Mar 16 2015 1:48AM
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