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If you could name a trick

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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
If you had the privilege of naming a grab or trick in general, what would it be?

Basket blunt: Grabbing with your ski pole baskets.
Mar 9 2015 12:28PM
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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
screaming dildos
Mar 9 2015 12:50PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
2 on Blind Lip
Mar 9 2015 2:26PM
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Holte
Posts: 10742 - Karma: 7,819
Fortuntately, MrGnarlson, you do have the privilege of naming a trick. Whether or not it catches on is an entirely different matter.
Mar 9 2015 2:43PM
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bryanf75
Posts: 8 - Karma: 9
Toe Cheese Grind
Mar 9 2015 3:23PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,794
I would name a lip blind 2 to the only trick in the world because it is the only trick in the world
Mar 9 2015 3:34PM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
Lip on Deaf 2
Mar 9 2015 3:42PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,187
I invented the truffle shuffle on a snowboard
Mar 9 2015 4:05PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,862
uranus
Mar 9 2015 4:07PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
helicopter
Mar 9 2015 4:30PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
the fresh_P
Mar 9 2015 5:34PM
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tcm.worldwide
Posts: 563 - Karma: 3,460
Do a past spin, lose money
Mar 9 2015 7:50PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
Dingus Squeeze
Mar 9 2015 7:54PM
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Pac2
Posts: 794 - Karma: 2,861
Not sure if this is already invented but I'd call it the junto grab it would be a screamin semen double Japan. Picture it like this , first screamen then bringing your feet up like sitting criss cross and grabbing your left ski with left hand and right ski with right hand
Mar 9 2015 8:03PM
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kemosabe
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,309
i would name the tweaked backflip w/ safety or japan (aka flat 3) the "12 year old flip" because 12 year olds think they flat 3 when really they just do a backflip with a grab
Mar 9 2015 9:05PM
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WAVES
Posts: 29 - Karma: 66
Double underflip = Waffle flip
Mar 9 2015 9:12PM
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.GaperMan.
Posts: 305 - Karma: 1,409
Cork----misty
Mar 9 2015 9:20PM
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.GaperMan.
Posts: 305 - Karma: 1,409
Just to confuse you
Mar 9 2015 9:21PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
The hail satan grab
Mar 9 2015 9:26PM
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Chvf
Posts: 75 - Karma: 133
Collat
Mar 10 2015 12:09AM
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death_grips
Posts: 255 - Karma: 594
the dickbutt. It's like a daffy but you put one ski up the butt so it's like a dick in the butt.
Mar 10 2015 6:11AM
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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
Stale cruton. Exactly what it sounds like
Mar 10 2015 8:03AM
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Pac2
Posts: 794 - Karma: 2,861
You could do sort of a screamer taipan where you screamen and bring the leg that is over the other one back a bit creating a whole which you could reach through and grab. I'd call it the triton grab
Mar 23 2015 8:30PM
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SteezOnSkis12
Posts: 907 - Karma: 1,446
Cork... Shit. Japan... Damn. Truckdriver.... Fuckkk.
Mar 23 2015 8:56PM
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Cyabski
Posts: 188 - Karma: 803
Twerked air. It is self explanatory
Mar 24 2015 5:10PM
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goat00
Posts: 240 - Karma: 528
chodeo.
Mar 24 2015 6:11PM
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Borchmore
Posts: 49 - Karma: 115
The Dong Bonk. Jump over a rail, then tap it with your poles between your legs while spreading the eagle.

If you're feeling really extreme, tap the rail with your actual dong.
Mar 24 2015 6:11PM
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Crucify
Posts: 43 - Karma: 160
Sick Bitch
Mar 25 2015 10:43AM
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TheMollyWop
Posts: 82 - Karma: 433
Lip on back 2 = skiing
Mar 25 2015 11:27AM
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