Replying to Crazy snowboard chad at Keystone

Yes it is another skier snowboarder conflict thread but this conflict was interesting. While skiing my local mountain (keystone) with my friends today a strange feud went on. It all started when my friend was trying to ride up with this snowboarder (chad) and he angrily yelled "i'm taking my own lift fuck off" we all chuckle and yell "chad life broooo!" he turns around on the lift and replies "what the fuck did you say to me?!" we all reply by saying "chad" again. We take a lap he doesn't say anything, then as we're skiing to the top of the alley park my friend on accident clips his binding. It was in a really crowded area and the snowboarder was stopped buckling in. He looks up and says "you fucker what the fuck man" my friend replies with "jesus dude calm down it was an accident i'm sorry." The snowboarder shrugs, and mumbles something. Everything is cool until my friend crashed on the last jump of the alley. His ski had popped off. and as he was putting it back on the snowboarder appears. He starts shuffling up to my friend and grabs his leg. The motherfucker un pops my friends ski and starts riding down the mountain with it. I chase him down and he yells "come any closer motherfucker and ill hit you with the ski" He had it armed like baseball bat. He eventually stops and throws my friend's ski in the woods. I ask what the fuck is wrong with him and he says "motherfuckers talk shit and learn the repercussions he then drops his glove's. I yell if you're such a tough guy lets go buddy punch me right in the face since you're so badass and want to fight 17 year old kids. Snowboarder chad replies "aight bro lets go in the woods then and fight,not get our passes taken on the main run." my friends catch up (all 4 of us) because during the chase I was the only one pursuing him. He sees the squad rolling up and starts snowboarding away. We laugh and tell him to go get his GED, and move out of his trailer. All seems chill some pussy snowboarder backed out of a fight, until halfway down the run snowboard chad jumps out of trees! We stop at the bottom of the run and the fucker clips my skis I eject out of my skis. It was time to beat this fucker so we were in pursuit again. We ski after him until yellow jackets stop us and ask if we were the kids that tried to start a fight with a snowboarder (yes the pussy reported us to a yellow jacket then ran). We tell yellow jacket what actually happened he believes our story, and snowboard chad fled the mountain never found. We continued our day in the spring like conditions and laughed about the feud.