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Funny Fall (By me)

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line10
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Yea so i was skiing the challenger lift at big sky the other day, and for those of you that go there you know how many rocks are exposed, so i came flying around a tree too fast and my binding released after i hit a little mogul, so i have one ski on and i tried to stop, and i ended up flipping over onto a pile of rocks and losing my other ski, which proceeded to slide down the mountain out of my view. So I now have a bruised tail bone, it hurts to rotate my back and i have some nice cuts on my face, and i had to hike down the mountain to get my skis. Good times.
Jan 4 2005 5:04PM
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martockpublicenemy
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hahaha i dont know what im laughing at i was too lazy to read the article'

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Jan 4 2005 5:04PM
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Skipig25
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must hurt, but rather funny







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Jan 4 2005 5:05PM
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plorr
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ouch. that sucks, but its funny.
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Jan 4 2005 5:08PM
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ECfreeski3
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thats the kind of fall where you dont know whether to sit there rubbing your sore body parts or look around, hoping to god that no one saw the fall.
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Jan 4 2005 5:08PM
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plorr
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ouch. that sucks, but its funny.
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-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
Jan 4 2005 5:09PM
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bibs_skibum
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HOLY SHIT I SAW YOU!!!



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Jan 4 2005 7:24PM
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eheath
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damn i wish i saw that



















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Jan 4 2005 7:26PM
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skiierman
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Haha, into a pile of rocks... ouchies... I don't know but if I saw that I would rather be focusing on your health rather than laughing.





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Jan 4 2005 7:30PM
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ahhh u can laugh and focus on his health at the same time !
Jan 4 2005 7:31PM
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skiierman
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^ Haha, I guess...





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Jan 4 2005 7:35PM
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Homebrewer19
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at least you have a sense of humor about it.
Jan 4 2005 8:10PM
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LeBlanc
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yeah, atleast your not all like' aahhhhhh stupid skis!!!!' haha but yeah I wouldnt of laughed, like you fell in a pile or ROCKS, shouldof realy realy hurt



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Jan 4 2005 8:13PM
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Flowsion
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the challenger lift serves some major gnar. Lots of steeps with both exposed rocks and sleepers with little snow cover. Lucky for me, i got to duck the avalanche ropes because i was skiing with a patroller's daughter and she can do that. Good pow pow there, and there wasnt enough snow to break loose so we were safe. Good times, but yeah, it sucks to fall there. There, or the liberty bowl when all the snow is pretty packed and you just keep rolling


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Jan 4 2005 8:19PM
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bibs_skibum
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liberty bowl is for pussies...do a real run on the tram



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Jan 4 2005 10:45PM
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bibs_skibum
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unless you do it switch....then liberty bowl is nice



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Jan 4 2005 10:46PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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any skiable snow can slide at the right angle

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Jan 4 2005 10:55PM
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dspin7x
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You fucking asshole, my best friend died that way last year....not funny at all. I cant believe you would make jokes about something that killed such a good friend.
Jan 4 2005 11:47PM
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