Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Plastic bottles- Should it be illegal for the tips of 2 liters to....

profile picture
PeppermillReno
Posts: 4798 - Karma: -673
Not be Gatorade sized?

Someone has to sue Pepsi or coke sooner or later for 2 liter bottles causing fatal accidents with their tiny openings. They started putting big mouth tops on big slam dew 20 fuck in years ago yet I'm still p issuing into the same tiny ass hole decades later.

I'm not exactly demanding time travel or a flyING skateboard either just some normal progress in the name of safety and sanitation.
Mar 6 2015 11:42AM
84 6
profile picture
cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
link to fatal accidents?

your complaint is about "p issuing" (pissing?) into the hole?

wtf, you must be a terrible businessman
Mar 6 2015 11:45AM
7 0
profile picture
snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
First world problems
Mar 6 2015 11:50AM
3 0
profile picture
ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
driving while pissing into a normal water bottle is v dangerous

i second this request
Mar 6 2015 12:14PM
4 0
profile picture
CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Are you planning on saving your pee for later?
Mar 6 2015 12:21PM
0 0
profile picture
*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
Not sure "Your hole is to small and i cant piss in it while driving" is a valid excuse to get them to change their hole size. But by all means go for it
Mar 6 2015 1:10PM
10 0
profile picture
pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
no way. the smaller opening is better. once you get it in there, its not coming out unless you want it to. you can just leave it attached the entire drive and not have to worry about it slipping out and getting pee on your socks.
Mar 6 2015 1:16PM
7 0
profile picture
Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
MCsugarcatI'm still p issuing into the same tiny ass hole decades later.


.
Mar 6 2015 1:27PM
1 0
profile picture
987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
pat_in_the_hatno way. the smaller opening is better. once you get it in there, its not coming out unless you want it to. you can just leave it attached the entire drive and not have to worry about it slipping out and getting pee on your socks.


Too bad I can't get it in there...








/claim
Mar 6 2015 1:29PM
14 0
profile picture
Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
OP cut his weiner trying to sex a 2 liter bottle
Mar 6 2015 3:05PM
7 0
profile picture
Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
Piss Jugs are the way of the road.
Mar 6 2015 3:24PM
5 0
profile picture
Bamjam
Posts: 200 - Karma: 129
I'm trying to picture this fatality. Someone must've stuck it in soft and it Chinese finger trapped their shit causing fatal panic.
Mar 6 2015 4:00PM
1 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51623 - Karma: 162,059
Everyone knows to keep some gatorade bottls around. You can drink the gatorade when you're hungover or need some random cruising mixer, and keep the bottles for in transit pissing.


YOLO
Mar 6 2015 9:49PM
1 0
profile picture
fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
Detroit_SteezePiss Jugs are the way of the road.


just the way she goes, boys.
Mar 6 2015 10:26PM
0 0
profile picture
no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
Plastic bottles should be illegal
Mar 6 2015 11:56PM
1 0
profile picture
Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
1 Gallon (3.78 Litres) Milk Jugs have a nice big opening.

Then again funnels work pretty good too.

Still gotta pull over to take a shit. Ain't no way I'm doing that while driving.
Mar 9 2015 1:21AM
0 0
profile picture
CheesusChrist
Posts: 159 - Karma: 345
How do you expect there to be any Coke and Mentos geysers?
Mar 9 2015 5:42AM
0 0
profile picture
robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
thought this thread was going to be an interesting discussion on why plastic water bottles are bad for the environment..... disappointed in the lack of intelligence the claim actually is
Mar 9 2015 12:20PM
2 0
profile picture
scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
Mar 9 2015 12:38PM
1 0
profile picture
louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
You speak of progress and you still drink soda? Do what is best for your body and don't drink that shit.
Mar 9 2015 1:09PM
2 0
profile picture
*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
louie.miragsYou speak of progress and you still drink soda? Do what is best for your body and don't drink that shit.


Thanks mom
Mar 9 2015 1:12PM
0 1
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37379 - Karma: 119,910
What the fuck are you people doing that requires piss jugs? yall movin elephants or some shit like smokey and the bandit? Even then, you could just pull over and take a Piss.

you are all lazy and greasy as fuck
Mar 9 2015 1:24PM
1 0
profile picture
louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
*Nickdel*Thanks mom



If you need your mom to tell you that soda is horrible for you and makes you fat then I feel bad for ya. #diabeticandproud
Mar 9 2015 1:47PM
2 1
profile picture
*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
louie.miragsIf you need your mom to tell you that soda is horrible for you and makes you fat then I feel bad for ya. #diabeticandproud


My mom still ties my shoes, so yeah I do need her to tell me what I can and cannot drink
Mar 9 2015 2:51PM
1 1
profile picture
louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
*Nickdel*My mom still ties my shoes, so yeah I do need her to tell me what I can and cannot drink


That was some attempt ya had there at being funny. Did you even laugh at that?
Mar 9 2015 3:25PM
1 1
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37379 - Karma: 119,910
*Nickdel*My mom still ties my shoes, so yeah I do need her to tell me what I can and cannot drink


your mom sounds really hot.
Mar 9 2015 4:20PM
0 0
profile picture
*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
DeebieSkeebiesyour mom sounds really hot.


Shes also a very nice lady
Mar 9 2015 4:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Op's circumcision was performed by Dr. Pepper
Mar 9 2015 4:32PM
3 0
profile picture
CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
When I was little my mom kept a plastic 1 liter measuring jug in her Ford Windstar under the passenger seat for number 1 emergencies. Between me and my three siblings, it got used more than I'd like to admit.
Mar 9 2015 4:40PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)