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what are you gonna name your kids??
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what are you, are 12 year old girl?
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Screw this I'm going skiing
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Ohhhhhhh Burrrrnnnnnnn!!!!!!
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Viva La Resistance!
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my friends last name is syzakea or something polish like that, (said as shaker) so hes going to name his kids salt and pepper.
-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
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If I have a boy 'Peendo' and if I have a girl 'Ferrari'
We pay our debt sometimes.
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i dont really ever want kids but here are some names i would like to name future pets.
- Guenevere
- Pae-Pae
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken
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^ahahahahaha, shut DOWN
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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers
-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
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hazel and phinneaus. wait thats taken. shit
Im now Libertarian.
And sexy as hell.
adeu, mutherfucker
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talon
holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL
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Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?
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humphrey (for a boy) or bessie (for a girl)
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
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girls who wear scarfes are trying to hide something
my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
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hogarth for a boy, ulga for a girl
If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy
(Red Green)
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i dont know about a boy, but if i had a girl id name her 'annastasia kate'
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
'I dont condone this'
'i see you guys on the rails and its like 'Muah''
--->Capital.City.Rider.
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i like latavious
'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard
Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
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i like tanner for a boy and noelle for a girl
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis
drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
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For a girl, Fuqwanda.
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boy: january
girl: febuary
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i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl
-Craig
'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ to whoever up there....my last name is hazel...small fuckin world lma omg omg omg omg omg omg lolololollol J/k! like lol! peices of me!!!!
Brian
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if a girl: Alaska
if a boy: nebraska
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Hey my name is Jordan B in real life, when i saw that i was like wtf?
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'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ
Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hahaha hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society
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haha dik why i said real life, like this si some fake life movie thing or something
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'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ
Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hahaha hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society
'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard
Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
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Todd, Kenan for boys
Alexia, Rachel for girls
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'And haters don't even like themselves, so of course they hate ya'
- D-Shade
CCR/DFP represent.
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how about rose, because a rose pettle fell on her head as a baby and then aisy because a daisy pettle fell on her head, and then the 'special' in the family cinderblock
If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy
(Red Green)
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I might name a guy either Sugar or Jizzy though.
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- D-Shade
CCR/DFP represent.
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bob for the guy and bobette for the gurl.
God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
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atlantaski you are officaly deamed homosexual, please go kill urslef, why would u even think about this, are u a woman or somthing? fag
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i hate ski patrolers
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um for a boy.........grom or thatcher
for a girl.............dwelmah
Mikey Lambert
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how weird, me and a friend were talking bout that today...
cuntlicker...
'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
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frank zappa named one of his kids Moonunit. how fucking cool is that?
the Music Never Stopped...
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theres 2 kids in town that are liek 8 years old with hippie parents and the kids names are 'winter' and 'time'
Brian
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hhaha^
smith(first) and(middle) you can guess my last name
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i'm gonna name my kid 'Chief', because my last name is Jeronimo...Chief Jeronimo, pretty sweet huh?
ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
-hoodratz47
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dyke fuck nigger and devastator(hes gonna be dominant)
Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)
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my first son is going to be names 'Hey'
2nd son will be 'you'
If i have any daughters, they way i will acknowledge them is by pointing at them or hitting them
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'...and they were all drunk on rum, because they're pirates.'
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hops and barley
or maby a beer style, like heffewizen
or wait i got a great one becaus eim irish, guinness. but then he'd have to be black.
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Theodore Elessar for a boy
Katherine Alice for a girl
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Yankees Suck
'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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My kid will probably be called LeBronx.
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Thing 1 and thing 2....or Hey Steve...or syfilus...
-Landis Tanaka
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rocky
hello my name is driskey.
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im gonna have the whitest kids ever and name em like... jamal, and janequoa and other black names.
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just ski.
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Boy: Caden, Tristan
Girl: Jordan, Tyler, Taylor, anything more guyish.
Sarah
Reppin' 907
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boy: yossarian
girl: ophelia
-Lauren
I dropped out of high school to ski.
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Boy: Able
Girl: Claire
SamDCaylor
''I umpire Little League for drug money''
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ophelia, oh god. i shudder at that name. it brings back some stong memories.
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just ski.
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boy: reese
girl: riley
it always keeps changing though
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