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Tosh.o quote thread

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veng_m
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"and for that, we thank you"




your turn ns
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Holzsteezy*
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"Theres only one thing better than the worlds cutest cat.



Any dog."
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JGWI
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There are few people on this earth that I want to punch in the face more than him.


But this is a good one...
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Holzsteezy*
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nevermind, better one:

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Titus69
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/759628/Poor-Dumpster-Placement

my buddy from my home mountain, this clip made tosh last year around the olympics
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Morty.
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"If I ever want to have sex with a hairy animal, I'll hook up with a junior at the University of Vermont"
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.FRY.
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"op needs to shut the fuck up" - something tosh would probably say
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dingus
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"Money doesn't buy happiness… Money buys a wave runner, ever see someone mad on one of those," it went something like that I'm too lazy to look up what it actually is
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CaptainObvious.
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.....easy Stewart.
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Dobber
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"The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood."
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Aidan-G
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It's not the show but this bit right will always be great

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/759667/Daniel-Tosh---Retard-joke
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Chvf
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"Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's a Chromosomal disorder.
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ShredAZ
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"And remember. The gold iPhone is for Persians."
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robbinJAHood
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her vagina ain't handicapped that's for sure
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crotchvent
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Holzsteezy*nevermind, better one:



Came here to post this.
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