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Fav Napolean Dynamite Quotes

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LoneBoarder
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Maybe this was a topic before, but I haven't been on NS in like, a year...

Anyway, whats your favorite lines from the movie?? I'll start one off...

'I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted'.
*I Like To Think I Can Beat People Up*
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Tosh
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twix_182
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^haha that part is great


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
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TannerBalls
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'girls like guys will skills, num-chuck skills...bow-hunting skills..'



tmorry-spokane needs to smoke some moore crack

taelor-i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.





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DynastarriderGP
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you better get your equipment out of my locker because i can't fit my num chucks in there anymore.
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Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.


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k2skierk2
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' the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma and the wisdom of a man'









Minnesota represent
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Bulky
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why the flip is grandma at the sand dunes
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1337chronic
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'Get with the flippen program!' and I also liked the chap stick part and I like his supposedly model 'girlfriend'.
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KillerMonkey
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GOSH!!
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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
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k2skierk2
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
another one
' would you like to look like this?'
' thats a girl'
'im tryin to raise money for college'
' Your mom goes to college'









Minnesota represent
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evilninja
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you know we cant afford the Fun-Pack!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
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LoneBoarder
Posts: 104 - Karma: 10
Bahahaha... whoever it was that posted the clip, thats awesome.

...bowstaff...

yesss!!!

How about when they are at the prom and he tells deb that he likes her sleeves!



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*I Like To Think I Can Beat People Up*
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BeLeiVeTheHyPe57
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'would you like one of these key-chains? A must have for this seasons fashions'

'NO!, I made like afinity of those at scout camp!'

AHAHAH sooo good
We're all chasing the dream
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homestead
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the way he drinks is amazing

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
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jfoust31
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u kids are butchering the shit outta dem quotes
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DannyJ
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on the kickball scene in the 'flippin features' on the dvd when don is talking to napolean...
'hey napoleon did you wet the bed last night?'
'hey don did you take a dump in your bed last night?'
'I could kick your butt napoleon so I'd shut up'
'why don't you go tell your mom to shut up'
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'did you say somthing about my mom?'
'maybe i did maybe i didn't'
'do you wanna die napolean?'
'yeah right who's the only one here that knows illegal ninja moves from the government?'

haha sorry thats a huge post but that part is hillarious, I hope i didn't ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen the deleted scenes yet.
*THINK SNOW*



help a brotha out
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skibum®
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'I guess im just a little TO'd right now cuz she hasn't sent me a full body shot'
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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
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another1260poser
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very end...'i caught you a delicious bass. wanna play me?' haha, so random, it's great
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SnowKristaL
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'I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napolean'
'I wish you would get out of my life and shut up.'
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{4LIFE}
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'what do you think about that one pedro'
'its pretty nice'
'yeah it looks pretty sweet. it looks awesome. that suits its, its incredable.'

WARNING: Pregnant women should not take Zocor because it may harm the fetus.
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fattyskier
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'So are you guys Pedro's cousin's? with all the sweet hookups?'

and on further note, the song that is being played in that car is based on a song by Zapp and Roger called 'So Ruff, So Tuff'. its my favorite song on that movie its tight
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
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scratchman
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watch the movie all the way through the credits, at the very end at the wedding scene he rides in on a horse and said 'hey sorry im late, i just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallon for you guys'
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wgjibber
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'Dare me to go talk to her'
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wgjibber
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'aww knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a danged quesodilla'
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canadianhotchik
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'I spent like three hours shading the upper lip

Pedro:'If I win, you can be my secretary or something'
Napolean: Sweet!
-*~*~Caitie*~*~
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devine
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'do you drink 1% because you think your fat?'



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'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
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SiverMike
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jesus some of you people are a disgrace to the world..get the goddamn quotes right!



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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!
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St.Steezy
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i like the computer hacking skills part.




SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
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SnowKristaL
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'Kip hasn't done flipping anything today!'
'Napolean, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.'
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Vtsnowski
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dont be jelous cause i have been online all day chating with hot babes

The bible is just literature and the church is a glorified book club.



acholcol makes me its bitch



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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lineskier610
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'Back in 89 i use to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.'

'Bet you I can throw this football over those mountains there.'





it's a league game smokey
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blaiser
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blaiser
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vtpublicenemy3
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the only bad thing to come out of that movie was kids i dont like doing bad impressions
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'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'


bomb hills not cities
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k2skierk2
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what is that kickball part in the flippin features and how do you find it









Minnesota represent
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*i<3snow*
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'how was school'
'worst day ever what do you thinK!?'

and.. 'last summer i was in alaska hunting wolverines'
'did you shoot any?'
'yeah like 50... they were attacking my cousin what would you have done in that situation?'

'i do whatever i feel like doing, gosh'

'idiot!'

'heck yes!!'

and of course kip... cant forget kip






~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

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homestead
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^^^^^^^get it right 1982

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
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plorr
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your mom goes to college
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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers



-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
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bigdoubler125805y
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i love that movie...and all the quotes that are butchered by people who think they know them...gosh!

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bcboy
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Give me some of your tots
Steeze its whats for dinner



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SchweitzerSki
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c'mon napoleon gimme some of your tots!

agh! gross.....friggin idiot


why is napoleon popular all of a sudden? it came out in like....the summer time
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ScratchFS
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'Lucky'

'Have you taken you bike off any sweet jumps'

'How long did it take you to grow that mustach, I wish I could grow a mustach'

Pedro - what kinds of skills do I have?
'Well you have a sweet bike, your pretty good at hooking up with chicks, and you are like the only guy in school who can grow a mustach'

I love this movie!


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ScratchFS
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'Stop ruining our lives and eating all of our steak'


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ScratchFS
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'It's a liger' 'a mix between a lion and a tiger' 'its pretty much my favorite animal'


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hucker22
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when the old guy just says something that u cant understand, 'thei h is werer i foungh r a idnidnn arriuqwio heaed in the mnmn fioewlk'
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
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freeskier0808
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what ever i feel like it gosh!

you got like 3 feet of air that time

shocks, pegs, lucky!

you ever take it off any sweet jumps?

hahah the movies so gay but so great to haha
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SchweitzerSki
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'tina you fat lard come get yer dinner!'
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ba-dum-ching!
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t-roy
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tina you fat lard, come get your dinner
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FLGators0621
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'napolean youre just jealous because ive been chatting with hot babes online all day, and besides we all know im training too be a cage fighter.'


Once you go white, you're in for a night!!

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SchweitzerSki
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^^ummmmm that's exactly what i posted
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ba-dum-ching!
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bcboy
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http://abs.gprime.net/7napoleon_dynamite.swf
Steeze its whats for dinner



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