Replying to Tiger Sharks, Allah,Charles D'gaul, and 9/11

My friends have developed quite an interesting theory surrounding the events that occurred on september 11th 2001. It starts With Islamic God Allah creating Tiger sharks as an equal to his power. from this union many demigods erupted overtime such as Charles D'gaul and Shrek who parted the red swamp. during the 19th century During Lincolns gettyburg address you can play it backwards to read that in 2001 tiger sharks must be domesticated. George W Bush another demigod transpired to clog our vision and minds into blaming certain Terrorist Cells for these attacks. Realistically George planned for tigershark plane hybrids to attack the towers leading to a domestication of tiger shark effort, this is made possible by Kim Jong Uns ability to speak to dolphins and along the chain of command can speak to tiger sharks. These events are also covered up by the fake discovery of plate tectonics once again orchestrated by GWB. People like Tupac, Charles, D'Gaul and Conspiracy king George use these events and the fake plate tectonics to organize the illuminate and create a new world order.