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What if your top sheet came alive?

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toastyteenagers
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here's an idea.

what if your top sheet came alive and tried to kill you.
how screwed would you be?
heres mine:

Octopi are scary, could choke, but would suffocate over time over lack of water.
inb4 pass joint
Mar 3 2015 10:52AM
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mikeystark
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I'd be pretty much dunzo.
Mar 3 2015 10:18PM
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SHIZ
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I guess a weird ass cactus lady would appear and yeah that's about it
Mar 3 2015 10:26PM
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frickindarn
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I mean; i could get killed by a ninja with a katana

or



A bunch of random shit including a 3-wheeler and an old ass hippy or station wagon.


either way; sick way to go out.
Mar 3 2015 11:13PM
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.CJ.
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Ummmm....
Mar 3 2015 11:23PM
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frickindarn
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.CJ.

Ummmm....


Cj from newschoolers
Murdered by love.
Mar 3 2015 11:26PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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the jskis inspired skis just have smoke on them, so i would die from marijuana intake?

ok
Mar 3 2015 11:52PM
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integrated
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SHIZ


I guess a weird ass cactus lady would appear and yeah that's about it


still have nightmares about mine
Mar 4 2015 12:13AM
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.lencon
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*TACO-DOG*the jskis inspired skis just have smoke on them, so i would die from marijuana intake?

ok


Lung cancer
Mar 4 2015 12:14AM
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toastyteenagers
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how did this thread get to page 2
it was a shitty shower idea.
Mar 4 2015 12:16AM
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PKchu
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That would be a little fishy...

Mar 4 2015 12:32AM
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butternotbatter
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OP is high
Mar 4 2015 12:55AM
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lwgp
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stoned to death by my 2014 T halls
Mar 4 2015 1:00AM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150

Even if the topsheets came alive, would the dudes still be dead? If not, I'm outta here aww helllll no
Mar 4 2015 8:58AM
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LastChairMedia
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FUCKING K2....





Mar 4 2015 10:35AM
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Zach5Cents
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This would be a long story...
Mar 4 2015 11:29AM
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d.mcknight
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dont think I would have to worry
Mar 4 2015 12:05PM
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broto
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I have filthy riches. I wouldn't be poor anymore!
Mar 4 2015 12:11PM
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rudager
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I wouldn't even be mad
Mar 4 2015 12:31PM
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murphyboiiii
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I have armada t halls so i think that they would try to roll me up and smoke me
Mar 4 2015 1:50PM
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yeahno
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id be dead of a nuclear blast

Mar 4 2015 2:11PM
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C_Bechtold
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rudagerI wouldn't even be mad


Those are definitely guys on your skis. Yikes
Mar 4 2015 3:09PM
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dalerp
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yeah, that sucks for me, I probably will be dead soon.

OOO wait sike, I am safe, the powder sticks are in my buddies car, disaster avoided.
Mar 4 2015 4:40PM
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SKI_LI
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I would get attacked by a bear, get a bloody nose and flee to space where I would watch the Earth with my big eyes.
Mar 4 2015 6:18PM
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rudager
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C_BechtoldThose are definitely guys on your skis. Yikes


More importantly, my buddy and I
Mar 4 2015 7:32PM
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JGWI
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I would be screwed.
Mar 4 2015 7:41PM
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JGWI
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Mar 5 2015 10:46AM
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GayWolf420
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Hell fuckin yeah, I get to channel some of that crazy native American voodoo shit they got goin on.
Mar 5 2015 11:40AM
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AbusedBanana
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Armada halo 2, the eagle would would grab my skis and fly away with me.
Mar 5 2015 12:35PM
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LatentDroop
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loganschnurMultiple lizards


My morphics have some sort of robot eagle thing. Im pretty sure the people at Liberty spent a lot of time high and watching Digimon.

Mar 5 2015 9:08PM
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butternotbatter
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It would be a lot of fire and magic spells (chronic 2014)
Mar 6 2015 8:17AM
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theabortionator
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That space had me thinking of my top sheet on my bed.
Mar 6 2015 8:28AM
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Dobber
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I would just be stoned off my ass watching you guys getting mauled by creepy crawlies.
Mar 6 2015 9:05AM
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Dobber
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or are you on mobile?
Mar 6 2015 3:29PM
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DrewPeacock
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i mean i guess i would get stabbed, but i'm pretty sure the tips and tails would split before they could even come alive
Mar 8 2015 2:46PM
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_anderson_
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'14 yellow abangs

Would I die from jaundice?
Mar 8 2015 4:24PM
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Titus69
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Well since my ar7's have Tokyo I'd be fucked since I dont know Japanese
Mar 8 2015 4:40PM
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