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Eating crap so hard your boots come unbuckled

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shin-bang
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so

was out shredding, hucked it off of a bigger jump

ate crap pretty hard.

upon putting my skis back on and riding away my boots feel like noodles. i look down. the buckles on my left boot are undone.

has this ever happened to you? or did i just biff unusually hard?

and luckily i didnt bend the brakes on my fks lol

upon going home and inspecting the boots one buckle has like a very small bend but it doesn't effect anything.

how did my dang boots come on done?
Feb 28 2015 9:48PM
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a_burger
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sometimes I'll go in at the end of the day to find my bottom buckles came undone. never the top ones though
Feb 28 2015 9:49PM
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shin-bang
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A_Burgersometimes I'll go in at the end of the day to find my bottom buckles came undone. never the top ones though


yea that happens all the time, because when you flex the boot it relieves some pressure on the bottom most buckles. and yes i was the top two that came undone hahaha
Feb 28 2015 9:52PM
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SKI.ING
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Yeah that happens a lot to me on my Rossignol boots. It's a four buckle overlap boot, and some buckles come undone when I explode myself.
Feb 28 2015 9:54PM
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will_powder
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Snapped my power strap the other day after stomping a landing #IamCandide /claim
Feb 28 2015 10:18PM
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dispatchQ_main
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my buckles always come undone and i dont ever notice it until i'm done
Feb 28 2015 10:35PM
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Twerk
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I dont buckle my boots because its way more comfortable.
Feb 28 2015 10:39PM
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rballs_
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today i ate crap so hard, my elbow decided to clone itself.



Feb 28 2015 10:56PM
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shin-bang
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Adolf.Hitlertoday i ate crap so hard, my elbow decided to clone itself.





Holy cow dude...
Feb 28 2015 10:58PM
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.FRY.
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Adolf.Hitlertoday i ate crap so hard, my elbow decided to clone itself.





what the absolute fuck
Feb 28 2015 11:11PM
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veng_m
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Adolf.Hitlertoday i ate crap so hard, my elbow decided to clone itself.





holy fack swellbow
Mar 1 2015 12:24AM
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yungcigsmoker
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Adolf.Hitlertoday i ate crap so hard, my elbow decided to clone itself.





How did this happen? Did you land on a pile of radioactive material?
Mar 1 2015 12:55AM
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rballs_
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MTNSHow did this happen? Did you land on a pile of radioactive material?

I was charging hard going Mach Chicken through some chopped snow/small moguls, when suddenly my amazing Marker Squires explode and I start ragdolling at 80+ kmh. Don't remember at what point in the crash that my elbow got fucked, but I'm glad I stopped tumbling before I got to the trees.
Mar 1 2015 4:52PM
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SHIZ
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Adolf.HitlerI was charging hard going Mach Chicken through some chopped snow/small moguls, when suddenly my amazing Marker Squires explode and I start ragdolling at 80+ kmh. Don't remember at what point in the crash that my elbow got fucked, but I'm glad I stopped tumbling before I got to the trees.


marker squires... there's your problem
Mar 1 2015 6:09PM
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roach1324
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Adolf.HitlerI was charging hard going Mach Chicken through some chopped snow/small moguls, when suddenly my amazing Marker Squires explode and I start ragdolling at 80+ kmh. Don't remember at what point in the crash that my elbow got fucked, but I'm glad I stopped tumbling before I got to the trees.


hematomas yo!
Mar 1 2015 6:15PM
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roach1324
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Adolf.HitlerI was charging hard going Mach Chicken through some chopped snow/small moguls, when suddenly my amazing Marker Squires explode and I start ragdolling at 80+ kmh. Don't remember at what point in the crash that my elbow got fucked, but I'm glad I stopped tumbling before I got to the trees.


hematomas yo!
Mar 1 2015 6:15PM
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fresh_prince
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Adolf.Hitlertoday i ate crap so hard, my elbow decided to clone itself.





ballsack elbow
Mar 1 2015 6:25PM
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