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Oddest thing you've seen skiing

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Master_drifter
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What is the Most Fucked up thing that you personally have seen skiing. Lets hear about the orgy you once stumbled upon in the woods. Or that Drumming circle that took place in the middle of the back bowls. Lets hear it NS!! (remember this is a semi-save environment but if its really funny expect some flak)
Feb 27 2015 8:07PM
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CHORIZO
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This kid once went off the lip without hitting the rail
Feb 27 2015 8:13PM
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Holzsteezy*
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I once saw black guy do a dub cork
Feb 27 2015 8:14PM
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JGWI
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I saw a skier in the snowboard park once. What a rebel.
Feb 27 2015 9:20PM
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BROCO
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Snowboarders doing a drug deal in the woods, they were wicked sketchy looking
Feb 27 2015 9:24PM
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S.J.W
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I Had two fourteen year olds hook up with each other the entire life ride up last season down under. It was fucked up
Feb 27 2015 9:32PM
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Dobber
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Dude hit his head on the knuckle and employees had to shovel blood off of the jump.
Mar 1 2015 1:07AM
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JahLiam
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one time I was having an orgy in the woods and some guy stumbled upon us. that was pretty odd
Mar 1 2015 1:11AM
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GayWolf420
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UglyboyI Had two fourteen year olds hook up with each other the entire life ride up last season down under. It was fucked up


I saw a couple get very comfortable on a chair last year. And by comfortable, I mean the husband getting his hands warm via his girlfriend/wifes asshole.
Mar 1 2015 1:50AM
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fresh_prince
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Your icon
Mar 1 2015 12:23PM
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fresh_prince
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But un all seriousness, a couple weeks ago I was teaching a lesson on the bunny hill taking the kids off one at A time off the rope tow,out of nowehere an asian lets go of the rope and plows backwards through the rope tow taking every kid on it out until she falls down beside the line, all of a sudden her boy friend comes down and starts screaming at her in chinese and then proceeds to ski away to the chair lift. So I walk over to her and say "do you speak english?" Shes like "yeah how do I get up?" So i show her and say you should really take a lesson. She replies with "I watch the ski on the youtube" and skis down the hill into an elderly man
Mar 1 2015 12:32PM
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snowpocalypse
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fresh_princeBut un all seriousness, a couple weeks ago I was teaching a lesson on the bunny hill taking the kids off one at A time off the rope tow,out of nowehere an asian lets go of the rope and plows backwards through the rope tow taking every kid on it out until she falls down beside the line, all of a sudden her boy friend comes down and starts screaming at her in chinese and then proceeds to ski away to the chair lift. So I walk over to her and say "do you speak english?" Shes like "yeah how do I get up?" So i show her and say you should really take a lesson. She replies with "I watch the ski on the youtube" and skis down the hill into an elderly man


You seriously think its odd that an Asian can't ski? Shocking!
Mar 1 2015 1:51PM
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Jake_La
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a dog on a box
Mar 1 2015 4:01PM
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jabroni.
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fresh_princeI watch the ski on the youtube


she has a point tho
Mar 1 2015 8:24PM
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ColinBa2
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no joke i had a dude with a pair of skis, that were all wood and the binding were just a piece of metal and leater straps that went around his boot and looped through a hook, come through my lift line
Mar 1 2015 8:28PM
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Powstagram
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fresh_prince"I watch the ski on the youtube"


my name jeff
Mar 1 2015 8:30PM
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a_burger
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ColinBa2no joke i had a dude with a pair of skis, that were all wood and the binding were just a piece of metal and leater straps that went around his boot and looped through a hook, come through my lift line


thats og as fuck
Mar 1 2015 8:30PM
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jabroni.
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ColinBa2no joke i had a dude with a pair of skis, that were all wood and the binding were just a piece of metal and leater straps that went around his boot and looped through a hook, come through my lift line


70's bindings is hella og. much trill safety
Mar 1 2015 8:35PM
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ColinBa2
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jabroni.70's bindings is hella og. much trill safety


no like these were from 1930
Mar 1 2015 8:38PM
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veng_m
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the elusive gaper
Mar 1 2015 9:07PM
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yunglean2002
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Golden retriever taking a shit in the middle of the run. I was on shrooms.

Later that day in town I drove by a police stand-off in a parking lot and immediately after getting lost trying to get back and watch the stand-off go down, came across a (stray?) little white dog who was dyed pink. In the middle of the road. In a trailer park situated on the edge of an industrial district.
Mar 1 2015 10:07PM
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Thom4s
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Today. Saw a family snowshoeing up the park in matching jumpsuits. Every single one of them was walking a white toy poodle.
Mar 1 2015 10:16PM
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Rusticles
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DobberDude hit his head on the knuckle and employees had to shovel blood off of the jump.


I've seen this before, funny thing, it was a French guy, rolled into the top of the
Park in mid snow plow, we could tell he was out of his league, he asked how fast to go for the XL jumps. We tell him straight from the top and even offer to let him speed check it with one of us, but in true French fashion he says he's going next and proceeds to half snowplow while making speed checks into a healthy 50 footer. We can tell he must have landed about halfway down the deck. We go and check on him and sure as shit he is fucking bleeding from the face..... A lot. One of us went for ski patrol, by the time they got there there was blood all over the deck of the jump. French guy was complaining about how unsafe and irresponsible the hill was, I just couldn't feel bad for him though
Mar 2 2015 12:55AM
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toastyteenagers
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not really weird but confusing.

like I was warming up in pcmr, and there's this girl decked in saga with her friends. her friends had armada skis and knew how to use them but this girl had like 110 rental skis on and she fell like 4 times.

Gaper or faker?
Mar 2 2015 1:14AM
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iH8pow
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toastyteenagersnot really weird but confusing.

like I was warming up in pcmr, and there's this girl decked in saga with her friends. her friends had armada skis and knew how to use them but this girl had like 110 rental skis on and she fell like 4 times.

Gaper or faker?


key word: "girl"
Mar 2 2015 3:11AM
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iH8pow
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Wheres that GIF of some gaper falling down and ejecting out of their skis, then as their ski slides down the hill it takes out another gaper. I think it was on ESPN or something. Maybe not that odd, but epic.
Classic
Mar 2 2015 3:16AM
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butternotbatter
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This asian ski instructor fell of the lift once
Mar 2 2015 4:59AM
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MLJ
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ColinBa2like


toastyteenagerslike


Guys, I can understand overusing the word "like" in speech, but it really isn't necessary when you're typing, especially if you use it wrong.
/grammar nazi
Mar 2 2015 8:58AM
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L0gic
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MLJGuys, I can understand overusing the word "like" in speech, but it really isn't necessary when you're typing, especially if you use it wrong.
/grammar nazi


the fourth Reich has begun
Mar 2 2015 9:04AM
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Brewnt
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Carinthia has a wooden fence and a pile of rocks as a feature and thats really odd
Mar 2 2015 9:05AM
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Slush
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BrewntCarinthia has a wooden fence and a pile of rocks as a feature and thats really odd


It's not a feature it's an "Ez base de-tuner". My mountain has them in the middle of trails sometimes during spring. They're great for those brand new pairs of skis that you need to break in real fast
Mar 2 2015 9:16AM
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JackJohnSki
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SVmikeYou seriously think its odd that an Asian can't ski? Shocking!


Well that's a little racist...
Mar 2 2015 9:44AM
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ColinBa2
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Asian-JohnWell that's a little racist...


i dont think people have been to japan...
Mar 2 2015 9:45AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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The girl in front of me lost a ski on the chair lift... Damn near hit some guy that was skiing below. Thankfully it missed him. Could have been extremely gnaly.
Mar 2 2015 10:21AM
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password1968
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One time I saw this snowboarder decked out in rental gear, even had the rental helmet. He basically cruised through the park and hit the lips and then fell. I saw him later that day and he had tied an American flag around his neck. Fucking snowboarders.
Mar 2 2015 10:53AM
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Ian_Fitz
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A snowboarder catching an edge going off big air and landing on his face and sliding halfway down the landing on his unconscious head the whole way down being really limp and dragging a stream of blood. I've never seen that much blood. Worst crash I have ever seen...
Mar 2 2015 11:06AM
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eflip
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Thom4sToday. Saw a family snowshoeing up the park in matching jumpsuits. Every single one of them was walking a white toy poodle.

thats a cult
Mar 2 2015 11:19AM
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Holzsteezy*
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/802979/Most-disturbing-things-on-the-mountain-

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Mar 2 2015 1:54PM
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GayWolf420
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toastyteenagersnot really weird but confusing.

like I was warming up in pcmr, and there's this girl decked in saga with her friends. her friends had armada skis and knew how to use them but this girl had like 110 rental skis on and she fell like 4 times.

Gaper or faker?


nah sounds like youre the gaper if you need to take some warmup runs at PCMR, lol.
Mar 2 2015 2:11PM
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ColinBa2
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OP's mom
Mar 2 2015 3:15PM
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Rodigan
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i seen some woman taking a shit in the trees in Austria.......
Mar 2 2015 3:38PM
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snowpocalypse
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Asian-JohnWell that's a little racist...


Well that's good. I never want to go full racist...........
Mar 2 2015 3:45PM
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gperry1
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Once I saw somebody walking down the trail with a ski pole a snowboard and a ski boot. I never knew what happened
Mar 3 2015 10:19AM
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