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Help me fuck with chubz.

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Mingg
Posts: 13978 - Karma: 49,320
Chubz, my friend, and I are on our way out to loon for the Ns gathering and Chubz is chillin in the backseat passed out. Help me mess with him newschoolers.
Feb 27 2015 5:58PM
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Twerk
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,059
Hit the brakes hard and scream. Watch his face.
Feb 27 2015 6:09PM
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
Pee in his butt. The power shift caused by such an event will be catastrophic. He'll be scarred for the rest of his life.
Feb 27 2015 6:10PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
Cut off his dick, but make sure to wake him up before he bleeds out so he can get a laugh out of it
Feb 27 2015 6:11PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
goat semen
Feb 27 2015 6:15PM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
Drive the car into oncoming traffic on a busy road and then scream. He will be so startled.
Feb 27 2015 6:15PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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I'm going to need a bucket, a paint brush, and 10 pounds of salt. Lance...get his pants!
Feb 27 2015 6:16PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
leave him on the side of the road in a ditch

Get rid of cable. Upgrade to DIRECTV
Feb 27 2015 6:17PM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
Draw on him. Dump snow on him. Ditch him on the side of the road. Shank him
Feb 27 2015 6:17PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Make jonelle do him. He'll hate that. Trust me
Feb 27 2015 6:17PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
murder is the only thing here that will suffice
Feb 27 2015 6:22PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Quick little Dirty Sanchez will suffice. Then when he wakes up you can giggle every time he asks what that smell is.
Feb 27 2015 6:27PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
I woke up unharmed.



You all suck
Feb 27 2015 6:31PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
Chubz.I woke up unharmed.



You all suck


or did u?
Feb 27 2015 6:35PM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Chubz.I woke up unharmed.



You all suck


Chubz I did what I could. I guess you still haven't scored yet
Feb 27 2015 6:35PM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
Chubz.I woke up unharmed.



You all suck


Kick her seat again
Feb 27 2015 6:36PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
kim_jong_illKick her seat again


Shhhhh!!!!111!!1 Then she'll kno i liek her!!!1!
Feb 27 2015 6:37PM
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Nacho+
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ginor did u?


the fuq u talking about gin
Feb 27 2015 6:39PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
Chubz.Shhhhh!!!!111!!1 Then she'll kno i liek her!!!1!


so then you were just kicking her seat for what? For fun?
Feb 27 2015 6:42PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
El_Barto.so then you were just kicking her seat for what? For fun?


Ya dood have u never kicked seats before?
Feb 27 2015 6:45PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
Chubz.Ya dood have u never kicked seats before?


ugh
Feb 27 2015 6:48PM
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
El_Barto.ugh


Kicking seats is mad tune barto, come off it
Feb 27 2015 6:50PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
Nacho_Macho_manthe fuq u talking about gin


ur my brother u don't have 2 kno everything
Feb 27 2015 6:58PM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
El_Barto.so then you were just kicking her seat for what? For fun?


I think someone might be jealous
Feb 27 2015 7:23PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
How long have you two been holding your farts in for?
Feb 27 2015 7:31PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
It's not too late to fuck him, leave the gathering early without him
Feb 27 2015 7:50PM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
ANUSTARTHow long have you two been holding your farts in for?


whoever farts first has to do a naked lap
Feb 27 2015 7:52PM
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
Drive straight into a brick wall he will get quite a scare
Feb 27 2015 11:28PM
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Spagett+
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MinggChubz, my friend, and I


GRAMMAR ERROR
Feb 27 2015 11:41PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10817 - Karma: 57,210
occasionally brush your hand up against his thigh.
Feb 28 2015 12:22AM
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kim_jong_ill
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safarisamoccasionally brush your hand up against his thigh.


That's too far
Feb 28 2015 12:41AM
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veng_m
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just fuck him
Feb 28 2015 12:53AM
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uvatrog
Posts: 55 - Karma: 61
drive into oncoming traffic, he will be so startled!
Feb 28 2015 7:45PM
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CameraWiz
Posts: 735 - Karma: 2,112
Blow him, Mingg. He hates you.
Feb 28 2015 9:28PM
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GayWolf420
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Read the title as "help me fuck chubz" and was all ayyyylmao, he finally gonna get sum stinky on his pinky.
Feb 28 2015 9:31PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
DeebieSkeebiesRead the title as "help me fuck chubz" and was all ayyyylmao, he finally gonna get sum stinky on his pinky.


Ayyyyyyyylmao
Feb 28 2015 11:34PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Next time he passes out, you should totally take his dick out and take a pic of it in your mouth. Total blackmail and perfect for later pranks.
Mar 1 2015 12:03AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
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So you came here 4 months after this thread was relevant to say the same thing Deebie said 2 or 3 posts above? Good Job.

Actual NS Tip incoming: Only bump old threads if they become relevant again.
Jul 18 2015 11:47AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
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You're leanin like a kickstand my boy. To the depths with this thread.
Jul 19 2015 2:15AM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,110
kim_jong_illKick her seat again


why you take my name
Jul 19 2015 11:44PM
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YoungGun.
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I've been laughing at this for ten minutes. I don't know why it seems so funny.
Jul 20 2015 12:27AM
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