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Best OP Joke Contest

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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Bring the inner NS out of you because whoever can make the best OP joke with the most upvotes by 4:20 pm tomorrow (February 25) gets; 2 NS die cuts, 5 wu tang die cuts, a redbull die cut and a mystery die cut via SASE.
Not sure why I'm doing this other than I am bored and I want to see some funny shit.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!!!
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Feb 24 2015 7:27PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
OP isn't retarded
Feb 24 2015 7:27PM
7 5
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
North.WestOP isn't retarded

Thanks man
Feb 24 2015 7:29PM
2 1
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
dingusThanks man


It was a joke
Feb 24 2015 7:30PM
14 4
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
North.WestIt was a joke

I was thanking you for you're contribution.
Feb 24 2015 7:31PM
4 2
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
Just wait till the vets get here. You're in for a treat OP.

I mean OP is a poopface.
Feb 24 2015 7:32PM
2 3
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yungcigsmoker
Posts: 785 - Karma: 5,922
OP is a pretty cool guy
Feb 24 2015 7:32PM
2 2
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
MTNSOP is a pretty cool guy

Or so they say
Feb 24 2015 7:33PM
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supercooladin
Posts: 197 - Karma: 944
"OP, I heard you were born out of your mom's butt.
I heard that from your mom while I was doing her.
You're a butt baby.
That's why you've got moles all over your chest.
Leftover birth dook."
Feb 24 2015 7:36PM
5 3
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yungcigsmoker
Posts: 785 - Karma: 5,922
dingusOr so they say


I could still be asleep

The black sheep running with a pack of wolves
Diamond in the rough, tell Brock I need a pack of woods
Two white cups full of codeine
Plus I got two white sluts down to blow me
Can't you see I'm floating, like root beer and ice cream
My synapses act like lightning, probably why I'm so enlightening
Probably why these niggas can't fuck with me
I'm lookin like "who the fuck invited them?"
They failed in testing like what's inside of them
(Soulo, Soulo) Say it like you mean it
My demeanor is the meanest, I'm gettin meaner by the minute
It's mine, I spend it, my mind is spinning
Your time is ticking, the sky's the limit
We in a space where matter don't matter
Just spirit molecules and geometric patterns
Shitted in a crater last time I sat on Saturn
Got a letter from Andromeda, they tryna shrine my bladder
Feb 24 2015 7:36PM
0 2
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
OP is a nice lady.
Feb 24 2015 7:40PM
0 2
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
.
Feb 24 2015 7:44PM
10 5
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
OP is retarded.
Feb 24 2015 7:49PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
OP is so fat...Mount Everest tried to climb him.
Feb 24 2015 7:49PM
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Morty.
Posts: 136 - Karma: 291
OP is a dingus.
Feb 24 2015 7:56PM
0 6
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,270
OP is a fuckin jabroni
Feb 24 2015 8:06PM
0 6
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
OP is a joke.
Feb 24 2015 8:09PM
2 2
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
OP rules at NS
El_Barto sucks at NS
Feb 24 2015 8:29PM
2 5
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 5,172
OP is El_Barto
Feb 24 2015 9:02PM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
whenever OP see's this:


He goes like this:
Feb 24 2015 9:05PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Chubbs.whenever OP see's this:


He goes like this:


If you look at everything above the eyes she's pretty hot dude
Feb 24 2015 9:15PM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
dingusIf you look at everything above the eyes she's pretty hot dude


i mean i can't say no
Feb 24 2015 9:24PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
Feb 24 2015 9:57PM
0 2
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
OP doesn't eat his bread crusts
Feb 25 2015 3:11PM
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O.Ps-Mom
Posts: 155 - Karma: 147
Op's Mom...... Biggest joke on and off NS. And Im talking about her weight too!

Shes so fat when she went to the beach all of the whales sang "We are Family!!"
Shes so fat...
Feb 25 2015 3:29PM
0 0
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
This thread is a fucking disaster
Feb 25 2015 3:41PM
3 0
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uvatrog
Posts: 55 - Karma: 61
fuck off OP u stupid retard
Feb 25 2015 3:47PM
1 0
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
Knock Knock...
Feb 25 2015 4:01PM
0 0
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
trick question; Op is the ultimate joke.
Feb 25 2015 4:13PM
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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
iLLbiLLyKnock Knock...


who is there?
Feb 25 2015 4:13PM
1 0
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
so.... did i win?
Feb 25 2015 4:21PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
OP stands for "only penis" if I'm not mistaken
Feb 25 2015 5:16PM
2 1
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
Holzsteezy*who is there?


OP
Feb 26 2015 4:48PM
0 0
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