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Park Fights

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GnarlyGaper
Posts: 21 - Karma: 82
I was in the park yesterday skiin with my boys like always. Having a great day bumpin tunes and drinkin beers. Outta nowhere this old gaper comes up behind me and knocks me down. I get up and my boys gotta hold me back because im ready to fuck this guys entire world up right. Hes sayin i cut his stupid kid off or something an keeps yellin. I dont really care after my boys hold me back cuz i been drinkin whiskey and smoke blunts all day. I tell this old fuck to get the hell outta my park or else im gonna fuck him up.

Then the next run i stuck the nastiest blunt 5 ive ever done and banged it so hard.

You guys ever deal with gapers in the park?
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Feb 21 2015 9:40PM
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jackdonovan
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 3,079
I fought repost by telling op to use the searchbar
Feb 21 2015 9:42PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,997
ops name cracks me up, along with his gif
Feb 21 2015 9:46PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
GnarlyGaperi been drinkin whiskey and smoke blunts all day.


Feb 21 2015 9:48PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
I only fight people with like 5 Mil
Feb 21 2015 9:55PM
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slimeball
Posts: 592 - Karma: 668
You should change your icon. You're not chubz. This is also a repost. Not amused
Feb 21 2015 10:27PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
It was probably Chubz.
Feb 21 2015 10:35PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
you badass
Feb 22 2015 12:16AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,333
Sick trollz
Feb 22 2015 1:21AM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
one time i landed switch and nailed into some squid, he was like 12 and he starting yelling and swearing at me. I said "ok" and skied away
Feb 22 2015 8:20AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
one time snowboarders called me gay so I did the steeziest mute 3 ever right under the lift
Feb 22 2015 8:52AM
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zwilly
Posts: 635 - Karma: 1,908
Do you have a problem or did you just want to try to tell NS how badass you may or may not be?
Feb 22 2015 9:20AM
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lurking
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swillyDo you have a problem or did you just want to try to tell NS how badass you may or may not be?


Well firs to all his problem is that he can't differentiate between beer and whiskey, he thinks he owns the park, and last but certainly not least, he sounds like a tool.
Feb 22 2015 12:17PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Skiing is about having fun, not anger.
Feb 22 2015 1:31PM
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,562
OP is real life J-roc
Feb 22 2015 1:32PM
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Toaster-Tony
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JahLiamone time snowboarders called me gay so I did the steeziest mute 3 ever right under the lift


I understand your reference and commend you for it.
Feb 22 2015 1:53PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
thug lyfe guyz
Feb 22 2015 2:20PM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,367
JahLiamone time snowboarders called me gay so I did the steeziest mute 3 ever right under the lift


DiabeetoI understand your reference and commend you for it.


https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/746098/How-to-shut-snowboarders-up
Feb 22 2015 2:47PM
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GnarlyGaper
Posts: 21 - Karma: 82
loganschnurWell firs to all his problem is that he can't differentiate between beer and whiskey, he thinks he owns the park, and last but certainly not least, he sounds like a tool.


Whatever bro since when did tight wads like you start skiin park anyway? Dont be mad at me because you dont get down
Feb 22 2015 3:00PM
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matlk14
Posts: 43 - Karma: 180
I just wanna, I dont wanna hurt nobody
Feb 22 2015 6:20PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
You shouldnt have cut off my kid. next time I'll beat you repeatedly. It may be your park but it's my mountain. Bitch.
Feb 22 2015 6:25PM
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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
skiin
Feb 22 2015 7:15PM
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
You sound like a loser
Feb 22 2015 7:39PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
GnarlyGaperim ready to fuck this guy


:/
Feb 22 2015 8:08PM
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hippy.killer
Posts: 204 - Karma: 947
GnarlyGaperDont be mad at me because you dont get down


Feb 22 2015 9:32PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
youre not chubz take a hike
Feb 22 2015 9:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,333
Broke up a 9 person park brawl. My friend got choked by a gaper at the same mountain.


Told some kid he could have this backpack that was another kids. Kid saw him with it and jumped him. Felt bad :( same mountain.


Can't think of much else for park fights though. Lots of verbal stuff, nothing physical.
Feb 23 2015 1:48AM
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