Replying to An Inconvenient Truth: Ski Lift Piss Jugs

Like many of you, I have to pee on the ski lift and Mummy won't let me pee off the lift because my willy will get cold. However, I have a solution: Communal Piss Jugs For Ski Lifts. There will be a 2 liter wide mouthed bottle in a cupholder on either the left or right side of the chair, and anyone who has to pee on the lift is free to use the communal piss jug. Lifties at the bottom can replace the jugs when they get full, and the piss can be used for snowmaking or something. The piss will help make the mountain more snow and eventually more profits. Thoughts?