I'm 100% serious.
Long story short, I recently joined a startup in Montreal called Flatbook (https://flatbook.co/). The quick pitch is that we pay your rent while you're gone for the summer, then transform the place to give travellers an awesome place to stay.
So if you live in any of the 35 cities I've mentioned below and your place fits what we're looking for, I will pay your summer rent. All you do is give us the keys when you leave, and we take care of everything else for you.
You can apply on the website, and for the promo-code put in: SKI-NS
The cities we're in this year are:
USA
Atlanta, Austin, Boston, Chicago, Dallas, LA, New Orleans, New York, Philadelphia, Providence, San Diego, Washington
CANADA
Calgary, Niagara Falls, Ottawa, Quebec City, Toronto, Vancouver, Victoria
EUROPE
Reykjavik, Amsterdam, Brussels, Edinburgh, London, Rome, Bologna, Tel Aviv, Berlin, Lyon, Paris, Strasbourg, Toulouse, Milan, Prague, Warsaw
Hit me up if you have any questions - we're also hiring in all those places too so let me know if you're interested!