Replying to Friends

Sorry this isn't a thread about the greatest TV show but about a friend that is douche to the max.
So this one kid in my crew is a solid douche to me, he always brings me down, says I suck at skiing, I have shitty taste in outerwear, shitty taste in women, because I don't smoke, because I wear saga, and lack the ability to do a number of tricks. I have been getting worse at skiing because of him, everyday on the mountain I get the common hate. I would gladly like to depart from the friendship but I would have to leave all my friends its like an all or none sorta thing, and I wouldn't go up to the mountain if I skied by myself, what should I do NS? He's probably gonna see this thread and I'll end up getting some hate like "You're a fuckin pussy dude". Thanks NS you guys are kind people.