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Aidan-GWhy doesn't daddy love me?
.Hugo.Why does aidans daddy love me?
pimpcatQuantity or quality?
Big_Spencewhy is your advice more valid than say, the average homeless person you'd find loitering outside of a liquor store?
theabortionatorHow many woodchuks can you fit in a woodchipper if you cut your wood with nailclippers.
Lord_Byronshould we "get rid" of all white cops?
Peter.why does OP's mom keep texting me asking to 'hang out ;)'
what does that mean
fresh_princeThan there wouldn't be any cops
SteezyJapaneezyWhy is facebook blue
Lieutenant_Danteach me how to dougie
ANUSTARTDid your momma really send you to aunty and uncle's in bel air because of the fight you got into or was it because you were scared of the guys you got into a fight with?
.CJ.Can I answer this one?
skiersupremei accidentally fell on a 17 inch dildo and now its stuck. what do i do?
kshaughnIf a large enough asteroid was on a collision course with Earth, would you recommend a solar sail or an ion beam on the asteroid's surface to alter the path?
UglyboyI accidentally passed in my girlfriend during sex and now she think she's pregnant and I can't tell her I pissed in her cause that's disgusting
doomtreemy toilet keeps breaking. i dont even take big shits. i have a one bedroom apartment and have to call my landlord on a weekly basis and say, yo the toilet is broken again. the other day it was broken so i texted my landlord and he said he would get someone to fix it tomorrow and i said cool and went about my day. i made sure to empty my bowels and my nutsack of all shit and piss before getting home. the night was fine, i played some ps4 and cuddled my kitty and ate a preztel crust pizza from little cesars which is the best thing ever invented. i passsed out at my normal hour around 930 but woke up in the middle of the night and had to shit. i panicked, grabbed my keys and ran to my car to go to the store to shit but when i got outside i realized it would be too late by the time i got to the store so i ran back in then felt the shit nestled back into my ass and changed my mind and ran back out to my car again to drive to a bathroom but again, as soon as i got to my car the shit would become an emergency. so i said fuck it and ran back upstairs and took a shit in my broken toilet and left it there for the plumber the next day. my question is what can i do in the future if this happens again?put a garbage bag in the toilet and shit in it
UglyboyI accidentally passed in my girlfriend during sex and now she think she's pregnant and I can't tell her I pissed in her cause that's disgusting
kbonrHow young can you die of old age?
superpowermanHow can I get this thread removed, and wheres the "give minus karma" button?
superpowermanHow can I get this thread removed, and wheres the "give minus karma" button?
fresh_princebut you aint got no legsDoes Lieutenant Dan still have a dick?
DobberDoes Lieutenant Dan still have a dick?no
fresh_princeask mods or go fuck yourself
.Hugo.ok i have a serious question.
im in my bed all warm and comfy but i have to poop. what would fresh prince do?
superpowermanHow can I get this thread removed, and wheres the "give minus karma" button?
SteezyJapaneezyWhy is facebook blue
JahLiamwhy do grocery stores that are open 24/7 (including holidays) have locks on their doors?
SHIZCurrently I am a nursing major, second semester freshman year. Should i escape the hell while i can and switch majors or should I stick with it and go through hell the next 3 year and make an average salary work shitty hours and get called a murse.
