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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Hey...
It's been a while. What's up? How's the job? How's the girl? How's school?
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Feb 18 2015 9:22PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I lost my penis in a koala accident and had it replaced with 3 pipe cleaners and a twizzler
Feb 18 2015 9:25PM
7 2
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Aidan-GI lost my penis in a koala accident and had it replaced with 3 pipe cleaners and a twizzler

I'm so sorry- but if anyone could beat the odds and make it work, it's you.
Feb 18 2015 9:27PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
Mr.SlothI'm so sorry- but if anyone could beat the odds and make it work, it's you.


it has been a real struggle, but he's been doing really great recently. just taking each day one at a time.
Feb 18 2015 9:42PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,347
Why isn't there a 'homosexual scum' option??? Way to be equal, dick.
Feb 18 2015 9:51PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
.frenchyWhy isn't there a 'homosexual scum' option??? Way to be equal, dick.


I just inferred OP was gay
Feb 18 2015 9:54PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Oh so now you care about me and whats going on with my life. Its been pretty good ever since ive been able to climb up my neighbors tree to get into their house and steal their latex gloves
Feb 18 2015 11:06PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
i grew a third penis
Feb 18 2015 11:19PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
I lost my fourth penis.
Feb 18 2015 11:38PM
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
I found someone's fourth penis
Feb 18 2015 11:42PM
7 0
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
I grew another asshole.
Feb 18 2015 11:44PM
1 0
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
i too made the mistake of logging back in.
Feb 18 2015 11:47PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10830 - Karma: 57,362
HI I MISSED YOU
Feb 19 2015 12:46AM
1 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,429
Mr.SlothHey...
It's been a while. What's up? How's the job? How's the girl? How's school?


My boner

It's a job

We got a divorce

I quit to sell energy drinks
Feb 19 2015 12:59AM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
I stole someone's 4th penis and used it as a butt plug
Feb 19 2015 1:13AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
You're back! We've been lacking in the creepy comments department.
Feb 19 2015 2:55AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Not much, best day ever

Same, but still fun

She's good

I've been out for four years
Feb 19 2015 6:18AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
you can check out any time you like
but you can never leave
Feb 19 2015 5:56PM
1 0
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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
i ate a fourth penis
Feb 19 2015 7:28PM
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