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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Hey...
It's been a while. What's up? How's the job? How's the girl? How's school?
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10 years ago
44 3
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I lost my penis in a koala accident and had it replaced with 3 pipe cleaners and a twizzler
10 years ago
7 2
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
Aidan-GI lost my penis in a koala accident and had it replaced with 3 pipe cleaners and a twizzler

I'm so sorry- but if anyone could beat the odds and make it work, it's you.
10 years ago
2 0
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
Mr.SlothI'm so sorry- but if anyone could beat the odds and make it work, it's you.


it has been a real struggle, but he's been doing really great recently. just taking each day one at a time.
10 years ago
1 0
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
Why isn't there a 'homosexual scum' option??? Way to be equal, dick.
10 years ago
11 1
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
.frenchyWhy isn't there a 'homosexual scum' option??? Way to be equal, dick.


I just inferred OP was gay
10 years ago
5 0
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Oh so now you care about me and whats going on with my life. Its been pretty good ever since ive been able to climb up my neighbors tree to get into their house and steal their latex gloves
10 years ago
0 0
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
i grew a third penis
10 years ago
1 0
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,651
I lost my fourth penis.
10 years ago
3 0
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
I found someone's fourth penis
10 years ago
7 0
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,670
I grew another asshole.
10 years ago
1 0
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
i too made the mistake of logging back in.
10 years ago
0 0
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ModMommy
Posts: 10858 - Karma: 57,923
HI I MISSED YOU
10 years ago
1 0
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,427
Mr.SlothHey...
It's been a while. What's up? How's the job? How's the girl? How's school?


My boner

It's a job

We got a divorce

I quit to sell energy drinks
10 years ago
0 0
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
I stole someone's 4th penis and used it as a butt plug
10 years ago
0 0
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,948
You're back! We've been lacking in the creepy comments department.
10 years ago
1 0
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Not much, best day ever

Same, but still fun

She's good

I've been out for four years
10 years ago
0 0
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,670
you can check out any time you like
but you can never leave
10 years ago
1 0
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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
i ate a fourth penis
10 years ago
0 0
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