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Newschoolers Confessions

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kshaughn
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Here is a place to post anything you need to confess to clear your conscience, and it (probably) won't get back to you in real life. Confess anything you want to get off your chest: stuff about skiing, relationships, really anything you want to get out there.

In college, I had sex while my roommate was in the room sleeping multiple times and they never found out. (JSowles if you read this, it wasn't with you in the room)
I'm 23 years old and I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies in fear that they won't live up to the hype.
Feb 18 2015 10:08AM
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iFlip
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OP's mom is my mistress.
Feb 18 2015 10:12AM
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cornholio
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back in college i used to masturbate vigorously while my roommate had sex with his gf in the same room. he always thought i was sleeping lol
Feb 18 2015 10:16AM
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Mr.Bishop
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kshaughnIn college, I had sex while my roommate was in the room sleeping multiple times and they never found out.


Didn't basically everyone do this?
Feb 18 2015 10:19AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Mr.BishopDidn't basically everyone do this?


I jacked it while my roommate was asleep.

Basically.....the same......right?

Feb 18 2015 10:21AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,640
CaptainObvious.I jacked it while my roommate was asleep.

Basically.....the same......right?



Similar.... but easier to hide.
Feb 18 2015 10:22AM
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freestyler540
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Ok, Ill put it out there: I am a skier by lifestyle.
Feb 18 2015 10:29AM
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O.Ps-Mom
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My name is.......








Joey
Feb 18 2015 11:34AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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iFlipOP's mom is my mistress.


I'm op's mom's mistress
Feb 18 2015 12:27PM
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Aidan-G
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I'm not actually a fat, pink starfish
Feb 18 2015 8:21PM
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JordanButtfart
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I sit behind this fat black girl in my Spanish class so my teacher can't see me fucking around on my cell phone during lecture.
Feb 18 2015 8:32PM
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Chubbs.
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I'm white
Feb 18 2015 8:35PM
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ANDR01D
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kshaughnI'm 23 years old and I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies in fear that they won't live up to the hype.


You need to watch those movies, worst come to worst, you don't like them.

I'd rather fuck Karlie Kloss and find out she was terrible in bed and a shitty person than never fuck her at all.
Feb 18 2015 8:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Mr.BishopSimilar.... but easier to hide.


this came to mind. hahaha
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/756665/Guy-Playing-with-Himself-at-the-Barber-Shop-Gets--quot-Caught-quot-
Feb 18 2015 8:45PM
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fresh_prince
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im not actually Will Smith's character in the fresh prince of bel-air
Feb 18 2015 8:48PM
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dingus
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I am actually a dingus
Feb 18 2015 9:31PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Looked at this thread for a minute and realized i've already aired all my dirty laundry on here
Feb 18 2015 9:34PM
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fresh_prince
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fresh_princeim not actually Will Smith's character in the fresh prince of bel-air


Jk
Feb 18 2015 9:57PM
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taylor_gang
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deep down i actually am a slice of pizza
Feb 18 2015 10:02PM
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CHORIZO
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My ski pants are only size M..... God it feels good to get that off my chest
Feb 18 2015 11:03PM
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theabortionator
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As if there has never been an ns confessions thread, hell even an email or two.

Also sweet shitty attempt at making a claim instead of a confession. You're a bitch
Feb 18 2015 11:06PM
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Mingg
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I'm secretly not asian
Feb 18 2015 11:58PM
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ghosthop
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sometimes when I poop it doesn't smell like lilacs. but just sometimes
Feb 19 2015 2:53AM
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yeahno
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dingusI am actually a dingus


I'm a huge dingus
Feb 19 2015 3:02AM
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Mingg
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El_Barto's wang feels wonderful.
Feb 19 2015 2:03PM
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SFB
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i am 43 years old and live with my mom and enjoy watching animey and my litle pony
Feb 19 2015 2:07PM
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Finkle
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I eat kiwis with the skin on them.
Feb 19 2015 2:13PM
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no_steeze
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I pick my nose a lot and sometimes I eat it
Feb 19 2015 2:42PM
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AT-AT
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MinggEl_Barto's wang feels wonderful.


I'm not going to let this one go unnoticed.


I never actually invaded a rebel base on Hoth.
Feb 19 2015 2:43PM
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El_Barto.
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MinggEl_Barto's wang feels wonderful.


great success
Feb 19 2015 2:47PM
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kim_jong_ill
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Ready for this? I lost it in a threesome. with 2 girls.
Feb 19 2015 3:05PM
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.frenchy
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MinggEl_Barto's wang feels wonderful.



I wonder what his black GF is gonna say when I message her this screenshot on FB lol

kim_jong_illReady for this? I lost it in a threesome. with 2 girls.


No you didn't, you're a 13 year old virgin. Nice try you donut.
Feb 19 2015 3:22PM
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.Hugo.
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I hate every single one of you
Feb 19 2015 3:33PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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kim_jong_illReady for this? I lost it in a threesome. with 2 girls.


doesn't count if you were one of the girls /takebackyourclaim
Feb 19 2015 3:48PM
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Aidan-G
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.Hugo.I hate every single one of you


This is a confession thread, not a public knowledge forum
Feb 19 2015 3:50PM
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kim_jong_ill
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.frenchyI wonder what his black GF is gonna say when I message her this screenshot on FB lol



No you didn't, you're a 13 year old virgin. Nice try you donut.


You really want to go there after the whole head tread thing?
Feb 19 2015 3:54PM
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kshaughn
Posts: 510 - Karma: 4,570
kim_jong_illReady for this? I lost it in a threesome. with 2 girls.


plyswthsqrrlsdoesn't count if you were one of the girls /takebackyourclaim


How do lesbians even lose their virginity? Do dildos count? I'm so confused. I feel like a real penis needs to be involved.
Feb 19 2015 3:55PM
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AT-AT
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kshaughnHow do lesbians even lose their virginity? Do dildos count? I'm so confused. I feel like a real penis needs to be involved.


Kim jong ill is a guy.
Feb 19 2015 4:00PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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AT-ATKim jong ill is a guy.


the pink name does not lie. newschoolers name colours reveal all
Feb 19 2015 4:01PM
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kim_jong_ill
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AT-ATKim jong ill is a guy.


Thought I should mention that...
Feb 19 2015 4:01PM
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AT-AT
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kim_jong_illThought I should mention that...


Inb4 bishop waves his wand and turns you blue.
Feb 19 2015 4:02PM
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kim_jong_ill
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AT-ATInb4 bishop waves his wand and turns you blue.

I've been pink for a few months ahahah

bishop pls no
Feb 19 2015 4:08PM
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kshaughn
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kim_jong_illI've been pink for a few months ahahah

bishop pls no


I'm assuming you are doing recon work in the forbidden mystery that is lady grabber. Sabotaging all of their threads.
Feb 19 2015 4:13PM
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Dobber
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Sometimes I eat dry dog food. It actually tastes very good.
Feb 19 2015 4:18PM
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kim_jong_ill
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kshaughnI'm assuming you are doing recon work in the forbidden mystery that is lady grabber. Sabotaging all of their threads.


I tried but it wouldn't let me post
Feb 19 2015 4:32PM
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Mingg
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.frenchyI wonder what his black GF is gonna say when I message her this screenshot on FB lol


Hey while you're at it could you let her know he's mine now?(;
Feb 19 2015 4:44PM
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.frenchy
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MinggHey while you're at it could you let her know he's mine now?(;


Good. I want my friend Barto to have a fine nice WHITE girl anyways!!!!! STOP with the race mixing!!!!!!!
Feb 19 2015 4:52PM
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SupremeDeity
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I told my mummy I had picked up all my toys from my town rug when I actually didnt, then she bought me toastie streudies as a reward
Feb 19 2015 5:29PM
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fresh_prince
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Minggwang feels wonderful.
Feb 19 2015 5:35PM
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