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What three famous people would you get drunk with

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Pick three people that you wish you could be drinking buddies with for a day. It can be anyone at all. I will start of,
Ben Franklin
LJ Strenio
And Seth Rogan


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10 years ago
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taylor_gang
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Missy Elliot
Jamie Anderson
Keri Herman
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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Jesus - I mean come on it's fucking Jesus

Joseph Gordon Levitt - Big fan of his work and have a little bit of a crush.

Jerry Garcia - to keep the J's rolling.

Honestly could be a lot of people from history and I'd be happy as I'm a huge history guy. + for people from the civil war era. Pre world war 1 American history is my shit.
10 years ago
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.frenchy
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Jesus, Jeter, and Carey Price
10 years ago
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Sufferboy
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Anton Lavey, Nikola Tesla, kurt cobain
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Japaneezy
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Jesus? Hell no. Its all bout

Zeus
Nic cage
Jimi Hendrix
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theabortionator
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SteezyJapaneezyJesus? Hell no. Its all bout

Zeus
Nic cage
Jimi Hendrix


Are you seriously hating on jesus? Bro get the fuck out. Jesus was probably a rad dude. Sorry you can't hang.
10 years ago
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Japaneezy
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theabortionatorAre you seriously hating on jesus? Bro get the fuck out. Jesus was probably a rad dude. Sorry you can't hang.


you gon ask him how he faked that water to wine trick or what
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.frenchy
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SteezyJapaneezyyou gon ask him how he faked that water to wine trick or what


On a serious note Jesus was actually a real dude, and I'd love to chill with him lol
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theabortionator
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SteezyJapaneezyyou gon ask him how he faked that water to wine trick or what


I think Jesus was a misunderstood dude that was far ahead of his time.


Would definitely want to hang.
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Sufferboy
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.frenchyOn a serious note Jesus was actually a real dude, and I'd love to chill with him lol


pics or it didn't happen
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theabortionator
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Sufferboypics or it didn't happen




BOOM
10 years ago
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Aidan-G
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ScarJo
Audrey
Shakira

Someone is gonna get drunk to pop them titties out
10 years ago
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Newschoolers55
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Dan Blizerian
David Lesh
Kate Upton

I'm thinking nasty.
10 years ago
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L0gic
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veetuzkaDan Blizerian
David Lesh
Kate Upton

I'm thinking nasty.


I like what you're thinking, but three guys and Kate Upton? C'mon, lose Dan and get another model in there.
10 years ago
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Newschoolers55
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L0gicI like what you're thinking, but three guys and Kate Upton? C'mon, lose Dan and get another model in there.


I thought the same thing just after I posted. So my new trio is:
David Lesh
Kate Upton
Beyoncé

This is getting really nasty.
10 years ago
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theBearJew
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Vince Vaughn
George W Bush
Emma Watson
10 years ago
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Thread twist, your people can be real or fictional.

My new three
Saucer boy
Iron man
Ron swanson
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theBearJew
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Mr.SaltyThread twist, your people can be real or fictional.



In that case,

James Bond
Lt Aldo Raine
Jesus Christ
10 years ago
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Craigskis
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Irvine Welsh
Hunter. S
Chuck Palahniuk
10 years ago
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*Nickdel*
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Hunter. S Thompson
Shane Mcconkey
Oliver jones
10 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Man, I've always wanted to party with these dudes.....


Keith Moon
Slash
Nikki Sixx
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Stadtski
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Sam Adams
Rob Gronkowski
Gimli
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Caucasian_Asian
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Anthony Bourdain
Bert Kreischer
Bill Murray
10 years ago
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proZach
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Wade Boggs
John Daly
Charles Barkley
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Kreech
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Khaleesi
Queen Cercei
Margaery Tyrell


I need not explain
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robbinJAHood
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Maude Raymond cause she's a bad bitch
Seth Rogan for the hilarious laughs
Juicy J for a little bit of ratchetness
10 years ago
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ALaw
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Hunter S. Thompson
Warren Miller
Ben Franklin
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louie.mirags
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Joey COCO Diaz
Ari Shaffir
Joe Rogan


for sure
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deleted5
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.frenchyOn a serious note Jesus was actually a real dude, and I'd love to chill with him lol


Still debatable, Jesus back then was like the name Matt today, and way more than one Jesus claim to be the Son of god. Also there's a 13 year gap in his life where he apparently didn't exist, and there was no record of him.
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CashmereCat
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General Patton
Sarah Palin
Winston Churchill
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californiagrown
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Bill Clinton, Dave grohl, Jennifer lawrence
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louie.mirags
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zzzskizzzStill debatable, Jesus back then was like the name Matt today, and way more than one Jesus claim to be the Son of god.


source?
10 years ago
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michiskier23
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Winston Churchill
Will Ferrell
Emma Watson
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.frenchy
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zzzskizzzStill debatable, Jesus back then was like the name Matt today, and way more than one Jesus claim to be the Son of god. Also there's a 13 year gap in his life where he apparently didn't exist, and there was no record of him.


No, it's not debatable.... Jesus was a real person, Shroud of Turin bro :^)


Stop quoting me and trying to debate in every thread that I post in... It's pretty lame.
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SFB
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steve buscemi
simo hayha
hitler
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Rafiki
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Bill Murray
Diplo
Chris Pratt
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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.frenchyOn a serious note Jesus was actually a real dude, and I'd love to chill with him lol


Even though it won't be as cool to say it now but,

Jesus - He'd turn everything to wine. Free drinks.
Broken Lizard actors - dudes are awesome.
Grateful Dead - It's the Grateful Dead.

Side note: I'd also toke up with all these rad mofos.
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ski_free_17
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Winston Churchill
Ernest Hemingway
Teddy Roosevelt
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Japaneezy
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Hitler
Stalin
Mussolini

and maybe churchill
10 years ago
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Scarlett Johansson
Lindsay Lohan
Robert Downey Jr.
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theVan
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Nikola Tesla
Edgar Cayce
Bruce Lee
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Emma Watson
Taylor Swift
2002 Britney Spears

Britney will be the bad influence for the other 2. It will get gross.
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Mods, please. This comment is offensive and degrading to those victims of William Cosby's crimes. I thought you were way better than this, Gus. Shame on you.
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CaptainObvious.
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veetuzkaI thought the same thing just after I posted. So my new trio is:
David Lesh
Kate Upton
Beyoncé

This is getting really nasty.


10 years ago
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deleted5
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.frenchyNo, it's not debatable.... Jesus was a real person, Shroud of Turin bro :^)


Stop quoting me and trying to debate in every thread that I post in... It's pretty lame.


Why is it not debatable, because you said it? people debate it all the time. There were many people named Jesus who were crucified, and while we're on the topic why dont we talk about the books your beloved church took out of the Bible. You know as a child Jesus killed someone by pushing them off a roof and then brought him back to life right? But only before he made a bunch of clay birds and then uses magic to make them real.

If you want me to stop quoting you stop saying stupid shit.
10 years ago
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Holzsteezy*
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DeebieSkeebiesMods, please. This comment is offensive and degrading to those victims of William Cosby's crimes. I thought you were way better than this, Gus. Shame on you.


but its funny
10 years ago
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S.J.W
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Action Bronson
ASAP Rocky
School boy Q
10 years ago
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JordanButtfart
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I wanna get fucked up with people that knew how to throw down.

Gatsby - dude crushed it every party
Rick James - so much blow and ladies
Motley Crue - basically the same concept as Rick
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k-rob
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Stephen Hawking
Usain Bolt
Scarlett Johansson
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PacificRimJob
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k-robStephen Hawking
Usain Bolt
Scarlett Johansson


You still go on here?



Nick Offerman.
Pope Francis.
Jeremy Clarkson.
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