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theBearJew
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If you were on an airplane that was sure going to go down. No hope for survivors, everyones dead. You've got 10 mins till impact, what will that moment be like for you?

I think it will be incredibly peaceful, nothing matters, lives over. You have no control and its done. I feel like it would be freeing.


My friend said he would masturbate.
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Aidan-G
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Bang the hottest mom on the plane. Make her crying kid watch
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.CJ.
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Jump out of the plane and see how many backflips I could do.
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Aidan-G
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.CJ.Jump out of the plane and see how many backflips I could do.


Probably at least 4
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Probably raid the liquor stash. Then proceed with Aiden G's Idea.
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
id test to see if my pinky is actually the same consistency as a baby carrot
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dingus
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I would take the stick and see how many barrel rolls a 747 can do
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notspoicey
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I'd try to die doing what I love, so I would click into my skis and blast fuckin awesome music
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Aidan-G
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ginI'd try to die doing what I love, so I would click into my skis and blast fuckin awesome music


How are you planning on getting your skis as a carry on? Come on people we need to be realistic here
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Aidan-GHow are you planning on getting your skis as a carry on? Come on people we need to be realistic here


you can smuggle your skis onto the plane by strategically shoving them up your anus until you need them
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
I'd probably make an Instagram post with my wishes after death. #vitectakeover
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theabortionator
Posts: 52629 - Karma: 174,650
I'd leave a cliffhanger facebook post like "Sometimes life is just so shitty..." so people don't know if I'm in a plane going down or just bummed that I spilled some of my dinner.

Then proceed to get an orgy going in the middle of the plane. No stings attached cause you gonna be dead.
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Finkle
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Also I'd definitely snapchat that Shit.
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CameraWiz
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ANUSTARTyou can smuggle your skis onto the plane by strategically shoving them up your anus until you need them


Where do you think the term "clicking in your bindings" came from.
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robbinJAHood
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Orgy with the pilot and flight attendants involved
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yungcigsmoker
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Browse skymall
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CaptainObvious.
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I'd probably throw caution to the wind and use my personal electronic device during descent.
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Chubbs.
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notspoicey
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Aidan-GHow are you planning on getting your skis as a carry on? Come on people we need to be realistic here


Obviously I fly with NS
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fresh_prince
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i would burn the last of my yankee candles
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CHORIZO
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fresh_princei would burn the last of my yankee candles


Nothing makes a happier death than the scent of pink sands in the air
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Peter.
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strap on the parachute that i bring on every flight as a carryon and laugh at everyone else
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veng_m
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savvy_skiflight attendants


hii im 12 r u lesbiannn









that shit is fucking hot. heeheee ;)
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JordanButtfart
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Take a good ol fashioned dump
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Shredsterr
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Compare your mom's boobs to your aunt's boob, and wonder why there is such a discrepancy between them.
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plyswthsqrrls
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ShredsterrCompare your mom's boobs to your aunt's boob, and wonder why there is such a discrepancy between them.


i don't know what I'd do but I'd stay the fuck away from this guy
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Bombogenesis
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Id probably try to live a little for the final 10 minutes and spring for the in air wifi.
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crotchvent
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I would order a bunch of shit from this website http://www.poopsenders.com/order/
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no_steeze
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ginObviously I fly with NS


Ahh the elusive G7 with a rectangular fuselage
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GayWolf420
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ginObviously I fly with NS


you still cant bring your skis onboard.



why are you even in this thread still, Gin?
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SFB
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ginI'd try to die doing what I love, so I would click into my skis and blast fuckin awesome music

this idea is just the worst
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SupremeDeity
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ginI'd try to die doing what I love, so I would click into my skis and blast fuckin awesome music


boo stupid cliche boo you can be more creative boo
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*Frankie*
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fuck op's mom.
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Aidan-G
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*Frankie*fuck op's mom.


Combine that post with your sig and we may have something here
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Titus69
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I would finally discover what the fuck happens when you break a window open on a airborn plane and bang a flight attendant
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Spagett+
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Titus69I would finally discover what the fuck happens when you break a window open on a airborn plane and bang a flight attendant


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/757212/Goldfinger-Dies--Goldfinger-1964-

I think we all know what happens when there is a broken window on an plane.
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