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What would be the worst Superpower?

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FullEnglish
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What would be the worst superhero you can imagine?
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Being able to hear peoples thoughts and not turn it off.
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steeze4days
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~~~~~~~~Being able to hear peoples thoughts and not turn it off.


Hearing everyones thoughts all at once and never being able to turn it off.

Oh my god.
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Laurent.
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The ability to walk through some solid objects.
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bfulmer
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~~~~~~~~Being able to hear peoples thoughts and not turn it off.


Only being able to hear the thoughts of age 14-18 girls, regarding their "life philosophies" and "favorite bands"
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soulskier
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To be able to die immediately by breathing
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snowpocalypse
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Menstruation Man
The amazing power of starting a females visitor by entering a 50 foot radius.
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Aidan-G
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10 foot cock
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Lé.Skiing
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Have the power of a glow stick. Meaning that you can make yourself glow, but you can only do it once, and it doesn't last very long.
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SFB
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11 foot cock
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Aidan-G
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Aidan-G10 foot cock


Sorry, 10 foot flaccid cock
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ianrich511
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confused. is this worst super power, or worst super hero?
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Aidan-G
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SFB11 foot cock


You fucking nerd
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SFB
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Aidan-GYou fucking nerd

12 foot flaccid cock
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Aidan-G
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SFB12 foot flaccid cock


2 inch perma-boner
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JordanButtfart
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The ability to drink 100 beers without getting drunk.
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superpowerman
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not my original idea, but: taste buds in your butthole....
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O.Ps-Mom
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Captian hindsight for worst superhero

being good at snowboarding for power
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AT-AT
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ANDR01D
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Anyone that comes within 3 feet of you orgasms uncontrollably.
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Aidan-G
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You can turn your feet into vomit. Also you can't control it in its vomit state, you can only turn it back into feet
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theBearJew
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Being able to pass through anything, but you can't control when. Hope you live on the first floor.
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Dobber
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If clothes were invisible. Imagine all of the saggy grandma titties and shriveled grandpa dicks that you would have to stare at.
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Josh6
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pooping your pants whenever you see a hot girl
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veng_m
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69,420 foot flaccid cock
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L0gic
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veng_m69,420 foot flaccid cock


we had enough of this at 10 feet
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theabortionator
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JordanButtfartThe ability to drink 100 beers without getting drunk.


Not really a super power, it's called LSD. The closest I ever got was 26 but I stopped once that was brought to my attention and wasn't even drunk for another 3 or 4 hours, wasnt THAT drunk for 5 or 6. Then I was sick child mode.


Every time you get a boner you start crying uncontrollably until you go soft.
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Bagina
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theBearJewBeing able to pass through anything, but you can't control when. Hope you live on the first floor.


Why would living on the first floor matter? You'd go through the earth if you could pass through anything.
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JordanButtfart
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theabortionatorNot really a super power, it's called LSD. The closest I ever got was 26 but I stopped once that was brought to my attention and wasn't even drunk for another 3 or 4 hours, wasnt THAT drunk for 5 or 6. Then I was sick child mode.


Every time you get a boner you start crying uncontrollably until you go soft.


The LSD thing is just a perception thing. Imagine sitting down wanting to get fucked up and you never could because you're some sort of superhero.
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El_Barto.
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theBearJewBeing able to pass through anything, but you can't control when. Hope you live on the first floor.


Falls Through The Earth Man
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cool_name
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None of these are superpowers
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theabortionator
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The ability to turn anything and anyone into krispy kreme donuts. More best than worst though
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fresh_prince
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cancer
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CaptainObvious.
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theabortionatorThe ability to turn anything and anyone into krispy kreme donuts. More best than worst though


Thank you. These are all afflictions. Except for the mind reading thing.

Worst super power: an inhuman ability to do needlepoint.
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remove
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corona
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The ability to give yourself prostate cancer
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Anathema
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what was with king midas. everything it touched turned to gold? how could you ever type on newschoolers if your keyboard was ALWAYS BEING GOLDIFIED
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AT-AT
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Anathemawhat was with king midas. everything it touched turned to gold? how could you ever type on newschoolers if your keyboard was ALWAYS BEING GOLDIFIED


You'd pay someone to do it for you, because you'd be rich af.
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