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Aidan-GDick punch your dad. Now you're in charge. Prison rules bitch
BogezDick suck your dad. Now hes in heaven. Homos rule bitch.
Foxxy-BangMy dad caught me hitting a bowl in the backyard my junior year of high school. Trust me you are not as fucked as you think you will be. My parents absolutely detest weed and any sort of drug/alcohol (no i am not mormon). When i got caught I thought I was being shipped off to military school for the rest of high school. But I told a few lies to ease my parents and then I had a curfew of 11pm until I went to college, I couldn't go out and hang with friends for a solid 8 months, and my parents had full access to my social media and phone and would do random checks on my texts. Also I was randomly drug tested thru high school by my parents after this incident. Ya it was rough but I'm really not complaining, I was a stoner piece of shit that smoked before school, during school, and after school. Their strictness may seem like the end of the world but it wasn't all too bad. BTW yes I still do enjoy the occasional toke, because 420 faggit.
ASAP_MtnsChallenge your dad to a drinking contest. If he wins, you go to military school. If you win, you're off the hook. First one to chug an entire fifth of good-ol Jack Daniels wins. Little does your dad know, you've been apprenticing under shoenice22 for the past year. You've got this. That bottle of JD doesn't stand a chance with the straw you ALWAYS carry in your back pocket for situations like this. Boom. Down that bottle in 15 seconds. Now you've won. You're being carried off the field by your entire high school, and Debbie the popular girl you've been staring at for two years is about to give you a kiss on the cheek. You did it. This is what high school is all about.
Aidan-GDick punch your dad. Now you're in charge. Prison rules bitch
JAHpowWhere have you been?
ASAP_MtnsThis is what high school is all about.
Foxxy-BangMy dad caught me hitting a bowl in the backyard my junior year of high school. Trust me you are not as fucked as you think you will be. My parents absolutely detest weed and any sort of drug/alcohol (no i am not mormon). When i got caught I thought I was being shipped off to military school for the rest of high school. But I told a few lies to ease my parents and then I had a curfew of 11pm until I went to college, I couldn't go out and hang with friends for a solid 8 months, and my parents had full access to my social media and phone and would do random checks on my texts. Also I was randomly drug tested thru high school by my parents after this incident. Ya it was rough but I'm really not complaining, I was a stoner piece of shit that smoked before school, during school, and after school. Their strictness may seem like the end of the world but it wasn't all too bad. BTW yes I still do enjoy the occasional toke, because 420 faggit.
DJtearegasyoure a huge pussy
sounds like your parents went hitler and ruined your highschool experience because of some weed, and now you defend them because you don't want to admit to yourself and others that your parents are unreasonable faggots and you are no better
SFBeveryone who smokes weed should be euthanized
ASAP_MtnsChallenge your dad to a drinking contest. If he wins, you go to military school. If you win, you're off the hook. First one to chug an entire fifth of good-ol Jack Daniels wins. Little does your dad know, you've been apprenticing under shoenice22 for the past year. You've got this. That bottle of JD doesn't stand a chance with the straw you ALWAYS carry in your back pocket for situations like this. Boom. Down that bottle in 15 seconds. Now you've won. You're being carried off the field by your entire high school, and Debbie the popular girl you've been staring at for two years is about to give you a kiss on the cheek. You did it. This is what high school is all about.
theabortionatorTell them you think you might be gay and read that smoking marijuana could possibly cure you. What kind of sick parent could say no to that. Hell they might even give you an allowance for it.
ANUSTARTHighschool is more about everyone thinking youre gay because you got a boner in the locker room but it was because the fat kid next to you had really big tits that reminded you of Jeremy's mom
ASAP_MtnsChallenge your dad to a drinking contest. If he wins, you go to military school. If you win, you're off the hook. First one to chug an entire fifth of good-ol Jack Daniels wins. Little does your dad know, you've been apprenticing under shoenice22 for the past year. You've got this. That bottle of JD doesn't stand a chance with the straw you ALWAYS carry in your back pocket for situations like this. Boom. Down that bottle in 15 seconds. Now you've won. You're being carried off the field by your entire high school, and Debbie the popular girl you've been staring at for two years is about to give you a kiss on the cheek. You did it. This is what high school is all about.
Aidan-GI've been on tour with Ariana Grande. She hired me to carry her around in a baby bjorn
