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Weirdest Thing You Have Been Offered on a Lift

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caleb.delaney
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So last saturday I was up at my local mountain lapping the park then i decided i wanted to go ski some trees with my friends. We got separated at the lift line so we were gonna meet at the top. I was on the lift with a bunch of guys the were to my knowledge baked af so i tried to mind my own business but then they offered me so Fireball and i said no. They didnt realized im only 14 so they go on the smoke a shit ton of weed and offer me some. Now all my ski stuff smells like weed after washing it 3 times.

What are ur experiences.
Feb 11 2015 7:20PM
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edai
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You got offered fireball and bud on the lift and didn't accept any...am i getting this right?
Feb 11 2015 7:21PM
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L0gic
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Should have taken complete advantage of them and taken everything.
Feb 11 2015 7:22PM
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RICK_ROSS
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cant tell if trolling or stupid for not excepting the 2 things that make me ski
Feb 11 2015 7:24PM
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iFlip
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Your mom offered me something called a rusty trombone on the lift but I told her I'm not even a musician. She looked confused and then started saying some really weird stuff about the human body. Then I told her she was too ugly to be talking about things like that and she promptly shut up.
Feb 11 2015 7:24PM
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Meth.
Feb 11 2015 7:29PM
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Scotty_B
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one time my friend and I were smoking bud through a pipe on the lift. Of course, we politely asked the other two on the lift (a couple) if they were ok with it. They said it was fine. Then he offered us a some hash and continues to whip out a nice fat pinch. The weird part was he didn't even smoke any of it. When we got to the top of Sugarloaf, we just looked around and started laughing. Pretty fucking great.
Feb 11 2015 7:31PM
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.Hugo.
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Some lady offered to give me bj on the lift. I didnt know who bj was though and i figured she was trying to pawn off her son on me so she could go slut it up or something. So i politley turned down watching her son
Feb 11 2015 7:35PM
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270on420out
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These two kids once offered me a Pepsi bottle of some mystery fluid. I took a swig and it tasted awful.
The kid then told me what was all in there.

It's contents were:

Red bull
Lemon Vodka
Colingwood whiskey
And the kid told me he spat in it. I got strep throat that week.
Feb 11 2015 7:40PM
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.frenchy
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ya man im 14 too it sux being this young : /
Feb 11 2015 7:43PM
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SFB
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some guy offered me a brojob, and i said yes because im no homo and thats what bros do.
Feb 11 2015 7:51PM
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daannnnieel
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been offered fireball numerous times.

been offered weed numerous times.

been offered coke twice.

been offered molly once.

an old teacher of mine gave me two underage females on the gondola once,
I was also underage at the time but going up the gondola drunk out of my mind and seeing a teacher was cool.
Feb 11 2015 7:55PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Shout out to the dude who let me hit his pipe on the A51 lift at Keystone a couple weeks ago, that was a total bro move.
Feb 11 2015 8:17PM
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Filet-O-Fish
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Some family once asked me if I would like to join them in group prayer on the lift.
Saddleback is quite the weird mountain.
Feb 11 2015 8:21PM
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timmi
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lol who the fuck drinks fireball
Feb 11 2015 8:22PM
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CHORIZO
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When i was 14 some guy offered me hits from his blunt so of course i said yes. I had to go meet up with my dad in a little so i was kinda scared but a liftee gave me a candy cane so it was alllll gooood
Feb 11 2015 8:26PM
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first_rodeo
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bud/beer is taboo when you're 13.
Feb 11 2015 8:40PM
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Microcosm
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Yeah it's weird when you ask if you can blaze up the gondola we're in but you don't offer me a hit.................
Feb 11 2015 9:33PM
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hippy.
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SFBsome guy offered me a brojob, and i said yes because im no homo and thats what bros do.

hell ya bro i loved it when u came all over me haha no homo love you man send dick pics soon xoxoxo
Feb 11 2015 9:55PM
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Titus69
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Last year towards the end of the season I was taking some spring laps in our somewhat fun park and usually theres at least 10 attractive girls I see a weekend and a few of them found my friends and I attractive. So were talking on the lift alone and I mention this little shack in the glades made my stoners and she wants to go check it out and me being me was wondering why and she mentioned the activity of anal since her period had started 2 days prior to us meeting so I say Ill go in but not go that far. So once things started going she tried getting my hand in her crack and said we should really do it I immediately got up and left by slapping her ass.

Havent seen her once this season...
Feb 11 2015 10:00PM
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.Hugo.
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Titus69Last year towards the end of the season I was taking some spring laps in our somewhat fun park and usually theres at least 10 attractive girls I see a weekend and a few of them found my friends and I attractive. So were talking on the lift alone and I mention this little shack in the glades made my stoners and she wants to go check it out and me being me was wondering why and she mentioned the activity of anal since her period had started 2 days prior to us meeting so I say Ill go in but not go that far. So once things started going she tried getting my hand in her crack and said we should really do it I immediately got up and left by slapping her ass.

Havent seen her once this season...


wtf is wrong with you
Feb 11 2015 10:02PM
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Titus69
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.Hugo.wtf is wrong with you


I dont want poopy dick while skiing
Feb 11 2015 10:05PM
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El.Guapo
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Titus69I dont want poopy dick while skiing


That's when you politely ask for a blowjob instead
Feb 11 2015 10:12PM
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Titus69
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TheFapThat's when you politely ask for a blowjob instead


I was a bitch back then...A year ago..Young and prude.
Feb 11 2015 10:21PM
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dingus
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I was offered a hit of this new synthetic drug called OP, but I knew the second I hit it I would be a pussy and turn down fireball for the rest of my life
Feb 11 2015 10:27PM
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caucasian_chad
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So I was getting on the lift with a couple of my buddies this past weekend and we had just came from a smoke shack so we were baked af. We picked up a guy from the singles line because we were one short of a full chair. We're having a conversation and the random isn't saying anything, which is kind of odd for a chairlift. I figure he's maybe not too social of a guy so I offer him a shot of Fireball to break the ice, but he says no. After my friends and I finish taking shots, we want to smoke again. I offer the random guy a hit and he said no again. I feel bad for the guy, he's missing put on all the fun.
Feb 11 2015 10:36PM
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LucasTrent
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I got offered a rim job, and was in no place to decline.
Feb 11 2015 10:39PM
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theabortionator
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Free puppies
Feb 11 2015 10:47PM
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yungsteeze
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Titus69Last year towards the end of the season I was taking some spring laps in our somewhat fun park and usually theres at least 10 attractive girls I see a weekend and a few of them found my friends and I attractive. So were talking on the lift alone and I mention this little shack in the glades made my stoners and she wants to go check it out and me being me was wondering why and she mentioned the activity of anal since her period had started 2 days prior to us meeting so I say Ill go in but not go that far. So once things started going she tried getting my hand in her crack and said we should really do it I immediately got up and left by slapping her ass.

Havent seen her once this season...


very dissapointing when i hear about a newschooler not peeing in her butt when a woman offers him buttstuff :/
Feb 11 2015 10:52PM
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connecticunt
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I was on the lift recently when two older deadhead guys with big leather stealie patches on their jackets offered me some coke, declined only to watch them take out their spoons and try to rail some on one of the windiest days of the year so far when it all just gets blown in their face/hair.
Feb 11 2015 11:16PM
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.frenchy
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connecticuntI was on the lift recently when two older deadhead guys with big leather stealie patches on their jackets offered me some coke, declined only to watch them take out their spoons and try to rail some on one of the windiest days of the year so far when it all just gets blown in their face/hair.


Yeah... I bet you really said no.

mhm..
Feb 11 2015 11:32PM
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ghosthop
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Titus69theres at least 10 attractive girls I see a weekend and a few of them found my friends and I attractive.


this is where I started to lose you, if you're going to lie on the internet about turning down anal at least be convincing about it.
Feb 12 2015 12:59AM
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Bagels
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.Hugo.Some lady offered to give me bj on the lift. I didnt know who bj was though and i figured she was trying to pawn off her son on me so she could go slut it up or something. So i politley turned down watching her son


Feb 12 2015 1:02AM
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JoshWong
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bath salts. sketch
Feb 12 2015 1:23AM
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.Hugo.
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Bagels


I know right? why would this young mother think a 20 something year old would watch her son when he could be skiing instead? And she didnt even have him on the chair so she didnt want me to see him before hand so i figured he is probably a handfull aswell. Stupid lady
Feb 12 2015 8:02AM
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frosted_flakes
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A couple invited me to their wedding on the lift.
Feb 12 2015 8:34AM
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Steezy_Peazy
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I ski at "nice" "family" places usually, so the weirdest thing i've been offered was for some older woman to take my picture. I was alone. Lapping the park.
Feb 12 2015 8:54AM
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numnuts
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Weed, to give a dude a hand job so I said yes ;), and spice which they said was weed
Feb 12 2015 9:39AM
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cct_222
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In the gondola at stratton with my dirty grunge friends......some stuck up, tight jacket wearing, wife beating racer dad jumps in the gondola last second....

2min into the ride he says "i know one of you mother fuckers has some weed...light that shit up"

after another 5 min goes by and he has "lose your keys every minute" weed in his system he says... "i knew jumping in with you guys was a good idea...i cant take this shit with my wife and these other parents....thanks for making this shit tolerable, im putting on the stones and gonna go rip some turns!"

.....moral of the story, dont always judge a dickhead by how he looks on the outside!
Feb 12 2015 9:45AM
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KravtZ
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cct_222In the gondola at stratton with my dirty grunge friends......some stuck up, tight jacket wearing, wife beating racer dad jumps in the gondola last second....

2min into the ride he says "i know one of you mother fuckers has some weed...light that shit up"

after another 5 min goes by and he has "lose your keys every minute" weed in his system he says... "i knew jumping in with you guys was a good idea...i cant take this shit with my wife and these other parents....thanks for making this shit tolerable, im putting on the stones and gonna go rip some turns!"

.....moral of the story, dont always judge a dickhead by how he looks on the outside!


I ski stratton on the reg. Dont judge there. Iv smoked in the gondola with so many racer kids dads, wealthy people, people rocking $1000 bogner jackets head to ground, etc.
Feb 12 2015 10:02AM
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El_Barto.
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cct_222In the gondola at stratton with my dirty grunge friends......some stuck up, tight jacket wearing, wife beating racer dad jumps in the gondola last second....

2min into the ride he says "i know one of you mother fuckers has some weed...light that shit up"

after another 5 min goes by and he has "lose your keys every minute" weed in his system he says... "i knew jumping in with you guys was a good idea...i cant take this shit with my wife and these other parents....thanks for making this shit tolerable, im putting on the stones and gonna go rip some turns!"

.....moral of the story, dont always judge a dickhead by how he looks on the outside!


I can totally see me being this dad in like 10-15 years. Guy sounds like a blast.
Feb 12 2015 10:31AM
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ianrich511
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I was on the gondola at Steamboat when I was 15. These two bros were scoping from the singles line and see us and are like cool, and hop in. Right before the door shuts a ski patrol lady hops in and they both are like fuckkkkk. She is like dont worry about me boys, you can do whatever you want as long as your not smoking cigs. Next thing I know we are all passing a bowl around. Those guys were legit and so was the ski patrol lady(she smoked too cause it was "her birthday")
Feb 12 2015 10:40AM
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robbinJAHood
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cct_222In the gondola at stratton with my dirty grunge friends......some stuck up, tight jacket wearing, wife beating racer dad jumps in the gondola last second....

2min into the ride he says "i know one of you mother fuckers has some weed...light that shit up"

after another 5 min goes by and he has "lose your keys every minute" weed in his system he says... "i knew jumping in with you guys was a good idea...i cant take this shit with my wife and these other parents....thanks for making this shit tolerable, im putting on the stones and gonna go rip some turns!"

.....moral of the story, dont always judge a dickhead by how he looks on the outside!


this is fuckin awesome lol

got offered a bj one time.....OFFERED. I need to stop dressing like a newschooler
Feb 12 2015 11:49AM
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assatrailz
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KayngBayngbeen offered fireball numerous times.

been offered weed numerous times.

been offered coke twice.

been offered molly once.

an old teacher of mine gave me two underage females on the gondola once,
I was also underage at the time but going up the gondola drunk out of my mind and seeing a teacher was cool.


Damn where do you ski
Feb 12 2015 12:40PM
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