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Ski pick up lines

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ColinBa2
Posts: 237 - Karma: 276
recently i watch the MP ski pick up lines ep.
what are some you guys have? and have any of them worked?
Feb 11 2015 5:42PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
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Feb 11 2015 5:50PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
"ill kill your dog"
Feb 11 2015 5:51PM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
Chunga wunga dungoe rishnarkynark
Feb 11 2015 5:52PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 391
they have google for stupid shit like this…. http://mpora.com/articles/chair-lift-chat-lines#yigdc4IEFwze1XZr.97
Feb 11 2015 5:52PM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
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Feb 11 2015 5:55PM
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.Hugo.
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THEE_wizardR


abid turtle
Feb 11 2015 5:56PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
dip da doo diddly
Feb 11 2015 6:01PM
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butterybawls
Posts: 130 - Karma: 2,935
I ski
Feb 11 2015 6:02PM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
.Hugo.abid turtle


Well shit..
Feb 11 2015 6:04PM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
"do u watch neds declassified?"
Feb 11 2015 6:05PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37606 - Karma: 122,595
let me eat your ass after I shred this gnarly line.
Feb 11 2015 6:08PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Feb 11 2015 6:11PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
"I'm not very good at pick up lines, but check this line"
**Drops in**
Feb 11 2015 6:16PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13116 - Karma: 19,018
Ill butter your knuckle if you rodeo 5 on me.
You know the difference between you and this pow day? None, you are both deep and exciting!
If I stick this backflip, will you give me your number?
I love your ski boots! Wanna hook up?

Or the more classy ones:
I saw you ride there, you are pretty good. Mind if I can do a few laps with you?
Can I get you a beer?
Wanna toke?
Feb 11 2015 6:37PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,835
Hey baby. Do you like to shred?
Because I will shred your asshole.
Feb 11 2015 6:44PM
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Scotty_B
Posts: 287 - Karma: 423
Link to Mp video he's talking about?
Feb 11 2015 7:51PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I just smile and wave like I have retarded syndrome and it normally turns out with me not getting laid. Who knew.
Feb 11 2015 7:56PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
"Single?!"
And then i proceed to not talk to them the rest of the lift except to offer them a slice of my cutie
Feb 11 2015 8:29PM
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