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Best Pick up lines at college parties.

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airjake
Posts: 674 - Karma: 222
Hit me with your best pickup line at either a college party or at a bar. Lets help fellow newschoolers out.
10 years ago
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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460
politely ask "can I eat your ass" 90% of woman adore this
10 years ago
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Pick up lines are for fucking Jabroni Chads. Be a man and set yourself apart by being a huge dickhead to the girl.
10 years ago
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lurking
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 6,876
Relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7sJnJhUO0o
10 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
"you tell anyone bout our little secret, im gonna kill your dog"
10 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
SFB"you tell anyone bout our little secret, im gonna kill your dog"


You're slacking

10 years ago
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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460
loganschnurRelevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7sJnJhUO0o


I wanna see this video but its broken whats it called
10 years ago
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DAHLILAMA
Posts: 25 - Karma: 507
Roses are red, violets are blue... Nice tits.
Works 60% of the time all the time.
10 years ago
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
DAHLILAMARoses are red, violets are blue... Nice tits.
Works 60% of the time all the time.


60% of the time it works every time*
10 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
ABallsYou're slacking


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/754512/I--39-ll-Kill-Your-Dog
10 years ago
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
"This drink does not have a rophy in it ;)
10 years ago
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 440
This is tough to pull of and can be creepy if you're ugly..Helps if you're hosting a party/in a drink buying situation. If a girl is like "hey can I grab a beer" you say " idk maybe what do i get out of it" she says something like "(blushes) idk what do you want". you say "kiss me". I've only done it twice and it worked both times. It can potentially be awesome.
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
JordanButtfartPick up lines are for fucking Jabroni Chads. Be a man and set yourself apart by being a huge dickhead to the girl.


step 1: Walk up to the first good looking girl and compliment her asap
step 2: walk away and ignore
step 3: get drunker
step 4: go back to her
step 5 ?????
step 6 profit
10 years ago
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
"Yo I'm pretty drunk, wanna go out to the back of my pickup and do weird butt stuff?"
10 years ago
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butterybawls
Posts: 130 - Karma: 2,935
I ski
10 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,272
Diabeetostep 1: Walk up to the first good looking girl and compliment her asap
step 2: walk away and ignore
step 3: get drunker
step 4: go back to her
step 5 ?????
step 6 profit


this works.
10 years ago
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,550
"I haven't showered in two weeks, and I've worn the same pair of socks for almost a year now. BUT DONT WORRY, THEY'RE SMART WOOL"
10 years ago
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DANIELMORTENSEN
Posts: 272 - Karma: 1,032
Give them alcohol, no pick up line necessary
10 years ago
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
tell her you have a memory foam pad over your twin sized lofted bed.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52600 - Karma: 174,335
Invite her over to your parents house because it's meatloaf night and you have some cool star wars models to show her.

Works every time.
10 years ago
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,916
hey whats that over there?
*hits girl in the back of head
*drags into van
10 years ago
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,832
It's college. Whip out your dick and somebody will suck it. It might not be a girl, but somebody will.
10 years ago
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jungalexanda
Posts: 89 - Karma: 120
DobberIt's college. Whip out your dick and somebody will suck it. It might not be a girl, but somebody will.


do you want to get beat down? because that's how you get the shit kicked out of you
10 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
420 blaze it
10 years ago
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DJtearegas
Posts: 227 - Karma: 591
"im drunk youre drunk lets go make a mistake"
10 years ago
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
"Can I pee in your butt?"
10 years ago
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,099
"Hey I really really like your face"
10 years ago
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
nsfairy"Hey I really really like your face"


You can't be respectful to women at parties. Has giving a decent complement ever worked? No. Gotta go straight to what you want, sex.
10 years ago
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SkierPT
Posts: 2209 - Karma: 4,928
I'll give a serious answer. Probably will work at more of a chill party.

step 1: Go to a couch area and see if its all taken up by anyone.
step 2: Pick out a girl you like sitting on said full couch.
step 3: Go over and ask her if she wants to see a magic trick. they love magic
step 4: ask her to close her eyes and then stand up. tell her you need to spin her around once for the trick. move her forward a bit when doing this.
step 5: slip past her and sit in her seat
step 6: tell her to open hey eyes. say "tada, your seat magically dissipated"
step 7: girl either walks away mad or sits on your lap
10 years ago
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
'You'll do'
10 years ago
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/754922/Most-Beautiful-Girl---Flight-of-the-Conchords
10 years ago
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
"Hi, can you confrim your sobriety with these motor skills tests then sign this form saying that you are giving me consent."
10 years ago
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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
I'm a virgin
10 years ago
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
either say "hey baby, ya like sex?" and laugh nervously or look her straight in the eyes and sternly say "i plan on impregnating you"
10 years ago
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JOYSTICK*
Posts: 271 - Karma: 1,934
Hi, what's your name? oh Blah? I'm Blah Blah nice to meet you,

*proceed to be engaged / interested and talk to her / about her*

what more do you need?
10 years ago
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,238
Danal.Give them alcohol, no pick up line necessary


Oh yeah, works on me every time.

10 years ago
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,110
SkierGuyNickI'll give a serious answer. Probably will work at more of a chill party.

step 1: Go to a couch area and see if its all taken up by anyone.
step 2: Pick out a girl you like sitting on said full couch.
step 3: Go over and ask her if she wants to see a magic trick. they love magic
step 4: ask her to close her eyes and then stand up. tell her you need to spin her around once for the trick. move her forward a bit when doing this.
step 5: slip past her and sit in her seat
step 6: tell her to open hey eyes. say "tada, your seat magically dissipated"
step 7: girl either walks away mad or sits on your lap


That was great, k+
10 years ago
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CheesusChrist
Posts: 159 - Karma: 346
DobberIt's college. Whip out your dick and somebody will suck it. It might not be a girl, but somebody will.


Pairing this with your anti-drinking thread, I'm very confused.
10 years ago
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selfiejesus
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,813
step 1: say to girl 'is it hot in here or just me?'
step 2: look directly at camera and wink. ur on the office this is a sitcom
step 3: profit
10 years ago
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
just act like you give a shit about what they're saying. If you can keep the conversation going on about them then unless you look like a foot then you'll be fine.
10 years ago
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 5,175
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/768426/COME-TO-BUTTHEAD
10 years ago
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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
if u wer a vagateble u wud b a cute-cumber
10 years ago
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
tell her youd pee in her butt, game winner
10 years ago
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velicoriley
Posts: 31 - Karma: 60
Step 1: roll into club/party on heelys.
step 2: watch panties drop.
step 3: repeat as necessary.
10 years ago
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SHIZ
Posts: 384 - Karma: 365
I like your "shirt/pants/hair...etc" she responds with thank you! You respond with just kidding. Makes you sound like an asshole but still funny and gets the conversation going
10 years ago
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OP_has_Aids
Posts: 183 - Karma: 837
Do me
10 years ago
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*Frankie*
Posts: 532 - Karma: 703
Me- "Wanna se my dick"
Obviously a babe (I don't talk to ugly girls)- "uhhh no"
Me- "Im stronger than you"

Works every time
10 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
*Frankie*Me- "Wanna se my dick"
Obviously a babe (I don't talk to ugly girls)- "uhhh no"
Me- "Im stronger than you"

Works every time

this works almost every time.
10 years ago
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northeast
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hey girl, how would you like to regret THIS tomorrow morning? (double thumbs pointed at your face)
10 years ago
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