Replying to Skiing Haiku for Newschoolers

I had a big day skiing Saturday, and when I popped out of bed on Sunday legs were feeling really tight and sore. I immediately turned and told my girlfriend what had just occurred in two lines and added a pleasant third thought:

I almost fell over
My muscles are so tired
Skiing is so fun

She astutely pointed out that I had just composed a Haiku. Sweet, that's pretty cool, but if I tell my friends on ns, I should add a few more:

Hunting Chad's glory
The Lion pounces too short
His ankles are broke

How do I get there
Ski patrol blew it all up
Newschoolers Friendship

How do you do it
Skis and helmet on backwards
Jerryoftheday

So NS, what skiing Haiku do you have?