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Skiing Haiku for Newschoolers
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I had a big day skiing Saturday, and when I popped out of bed on Sunday legs were feeling really tight and sore. I immediately turned and told my girlfriend what had just occurred in two lines and added a pleasant third thought:
I almost fell over
My muscles are so tired
Skiing is so fun
She astutely pointed out that I had just composed a Haiku. Sweet, that's pretty cool, but if I tell my friends on ns, I should add a few more:
Hunting Chad's glory
The Lion pounces too short
His ankles are broke
How do I get there
Ski patrol blew it all up
Newschoolers Friendship
How do you do it
Skis and helmet on backwards
Jerryoftheday
So NS, what skiing Haiku do you have?
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Hunting for pow
I found a wench
And peed in her butt
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+k
Met girl on chairlift
She took her goggles off, uhh
Still peed in her butt
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Sometimes we come up with haikus on the lift.
One of my friends is completely fucked in the head and comes up with some terrible, terrible stuff, which probably isn't suitable for primetime. Mostly involves poo and masturbation.
Something less awful:
Every backflip
My head hits the knuckle hard
Please call ski patrol
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Ski in Ohio
Just kidding it really sucks
OP is a noob
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