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Funniest Instagram bio's

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Ryan=
Posts: 3 - Karma: 112
What the funniest shit you've seen as someone's Instagram bio?
Feb 3 2015 8:21PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
"6th grade - taken
Feb 3 2015 8:28PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
"Op doesn't like men and his mother hasn't had sex with ANUSTART"
Feb 3 2015 8:47PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 4,077
Anyone that takes instagram/twitter bios seriously are usually pretty funny...

"*area code*, U of *insert shitty state school here* 2016, *insert cliche bible verse here*"
Feb 3 2015 8:59PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
Weird kid on my team said coach is mountain mamma and bae.
Feb 3 2015 11:47PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
i like it when girls openly put their snapchat handle in their social media bio's so you can easily identify they want the dick.
Feb 4 2015 4:56PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Big_Spencei like it when girls openly put their snapchat handle in their social media bio's so you can easily identify they want the dick.


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I miss my iphone now, not because of the fact that I hate planning shit via facebook and landline, but photography is one of my biggest interests :(((( someone mail me a 4s+ and ill love you and maybe even send you something back.
Feb 4 2015 8:42PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,186
I always wanna run that one kid over with a truck that says.

Single
12 years young
Feb 5 2015 11:37AM
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O.Ps-Mom
Posts: 155 - Karma: 147
A fifth grader has an instagram and it says class of 2022

another one is, This bio is roughly seven words long
Feb 6 2015 3:31PM
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