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Weirdest/funniest dream

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fresh_prince
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i had this dream i was boot skiing at blue mountain, hit a jump with like 50 miles per hour and crashed into this guys windshield with my ski boots. Woke up with a boner
Feb 3 2015 7:56PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I dreamed about eating Yankee candles.
Feb 3 2015 7:57PM
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fresh_prince
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I woke up eating yankee candles
Feb 3 2015 8:00PM
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Daski
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I walked in to my house and walked up to my parents room, got trapped in there for a while, then this inflatable frankenstein thing broke into our house. I was like, shit, i gotta save my parents, so i ran past this fucker and into the garage. I grabbed the first golf club I saw, and ran back upstairs, only to find my dad beating the shit out of this thing. Well, naturally, I told my dad to get up so I could finish this thing off for good. He started screaming like a little bitch, and I hit the inflatable frankenstein in the head with the golf club. Fastforward: I walk down to this pond-scum-filled-2-foot-deep-cesspool of a lake with this giant ass iceberg thing in it. My dad was standing on top of it. Next thing I know, this huge dragon thing straight-outta-Yu-Gi-Oh comes up from behind the iceberg and takes my dad out.


Do I need to see a therapist?
Feb 3 2015 8:12PM
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Slush
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Damn your really poopin out threads like nobody's buisness
Feb 3 2015 8:24PM
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CHORIZO
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I dreamt i had sex with a girl.... Fucking weird
Feb 3 2015 8:52PM
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dingus
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I had a dream I was kayaking down a ski mountain and then I hit chads gap on the kayak when I got to the bottom some girls flashed me. It was a pretty wicked dream.
Feb 3 2015 9:06PM
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Wampire
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toasting butter.

I put butter in a toaster and it would toast, I toasted like 10 sticks of butter I was so excited
Feb 3 2015 9:16PM
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notspoicey
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When I was like 7 I used to have this same dream all of the time about a ferris wheel on the mountain at steamboat. I skied into the carriage thingy, went around once, then finished my lap. Would make a sick shot haha.
Idk weird shit
Feb 3 2015 9:22PM
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fresh_prince
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ginWhen I was like 7 I used to have this same dream all of the time about a ferris wheel on the mountain at steamboat. I skied into the carriage thingy, went around once, then finished my lap. Would make a sick shot haha.
Idk weird shit


thats fucked
Feb 3 2015 9:23PM
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Dobber
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I had a dream that I was good at skiing. Haha.. ha..fuck.
Feb 3 2015 10:00PM
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soulskier
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I had a dream that my pecker was a cordless phone and I was naked in a very public place

Then it started ringing and that's about all I remember
Feb 3 2015 10:04PM
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soulskier
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I had a dream that my pecker was a cordless phone and I was naked in a very public place

Then it started ringing and that's about all I remember
Feb 3 2015 10:04PM
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soulskier
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I had a dream that my pecker was a cordless phone and I was naked in a very public place

Then it started ringing and that's about all I remember
Feb 3 2015 10:04PM
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Dobber
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soulskierI had a dream that my pecker was a cordless phone and I was naked in a very public place

Then it started ringing and that's about all I remember


soulskierI had a dream that my pecker was a cordless phone and I was naked in a very public place

Then it started ringing and that's about all I remember


soulskierI had a dream that my pecker was a cordless phone and I was naked in a very public place

Then it started ringing and that's about all I remember


Oooh baby a tripleeee!
Feb 3 2015 10:07PM
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soulskier
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Ugh...if you have the power please delete those posts and ban me for a week

This is just out of control
Feb 4 2015 12:19AM
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Thawg
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I have a reoccurring dream where I am a pirate. Each dream my crew and I are on a different journey, its pretty neat.
Feb 4 2015 9:37AM
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