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Ski reshaping

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fresh_prince
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i heard that Adam Delorme dunked his skis in gasoline to soften the cores and give them rocker a while back. Can anyone expand on this?
Feb 3 2015 7:41PM
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supercooladin
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It was actually goat semen. What you have to do is heat the goat semen to 89 degrees F and apply a thick coating to your skis. Leave it there for 15 minutes and bend ur skis to desired shape. Leave for 2hrs to dry and scrape excess off. Now u have custom shaped skis with the best wax known to man. You just killed 2 birds with 1 semen.
Feb 3 2015 8:21PM
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S.J.W
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supercooladinIt was actually goat semen. What you have to do is heat the goat semen to 89 degrees F and apply a thick coating to your skis. Leave it there for 15 minutes and bend ur skis to desired shape. Leave for 2hrs to dry and scrape excess off. Now u have custom shaped skis with the best wax known to man. You just killed 2 birds with 1 semen.


That wasn't funny.
Feb 3 2015 8:27PM
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Miomo
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UglyboyThat wasn't funny.


You wasn't funny.
Feb 3 2015 8:43PM
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Mr.noodle
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supercooladinIt was actually goat semen. What you have to do is heat the goat semen to 89 degrees F and apply a thick coating to your skis. Leave it there for 15 minutes and bend ur skis to desired shape. Leave for 2hrs to dry and scrape excess off. Now u have custom shaped skis with the best wax known to man. You just killed 2 birds with 1 semen.


Best part was "you just killed 2 birds with 1 semen" and I can vouch for this, on a pow day I only had my park skis. So i yerked off a few goatS, put some rocker on the skis and had a great day
Feb 4 2015 8:30AM
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fresh_prince
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fuck, actually though
Feb 4 2015 9:09PM
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hippy.killer
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fresh_princefuck, actually though

heard you can shape it by putting it in boiling water, don't quote me on it though
Feb 4 2015 9:49PM
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