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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
personally I like throwing rocks at cars and burning myself with things. What are your favourite hobbies?
Feb 3 2015 7:32PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
I collect Yankee candles.
Feb 3 2015 7:42PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
I eat Yankee candles
Feb 3 2015 7:45PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
I make wax dildos out of Yankee candles
Feb 3 2015 7:48PM
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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
I put Yankee Candles in my pee hole
Feb 3 2015 7:50PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
I sniff Yankee Candle magazine ads.
Feb 3 2015 7:53PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
I wax my skis with yankee candels
Feb 3 2015 8:04PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,354
I jerk off...like a lot









with yankee candle wax lube
Feb 3 2015 8:05PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
I burn houses down with yankee candles
Feb 3 2015 8:53PM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
I cook yankee candles and feed them to the prisoner in my basement.
Feb 3 2015 8:58PM
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DJtearegas
Posts: 227 - Karma: 591
I carve wax american colonist figurines out of yankee candles
Feb 3 2015 9:05PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Probably skiing
Feb 3 2015 9:06PM
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fresh_prince
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bighomieflockProbably skiing


using elongated yankee candles as poles
Feb 3 2015 9:12PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i melt yankee candles and drip the wax all over my body while caressing my nipples.
Feb 3 2015 9:16PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
put elongated yankee candles in my mouth and pretend im a walrus
Feb 3 2015 9:17PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Burning candles while singing yankee fucking doodle
Feb 3 2015 10:02PM
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unsteezedmachine
Posts: 44 - Karma: 268
Probably collecting old bird carcasses. When I get enough I will build a lightweight wing suit to help me clear jumps because my skis are never waxed.
Feb 3 2015 11:12PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Trying to guess when my dad's going to come back from the liquor store. It's already been 4 months, man this hobby never gets old!
Feb 3 2015 11:15PM
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Wampire
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ShredsterrTrying to guess when my dad's going to come back from the liquor store. It's already been 4 months, man this hobby never gets old!


Is he buying yankee candles?
Feb 3 2015 11:18PM
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iFlip
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I bought a whole bunch of yankee candles, got them all burning for a long time, quickly poured all the hot wax in a bowl, added pieces of bacon that I just made, and offered it to the next door neighbor's dog that NEVER FUCKING STOPS BARKING. He ate it (or tried to) and burned his tongue right off. Now he can't bark. FTW! Now my hobby is patrolling for barking dogs in neighborhoods all over my town and spreading justice the yankee candle way. I'm basically the yankee candle batman.
Feb 3 2015 11:36PM
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fresh_prince
Posts: 993 - Karma: 11,910
unsteezedmachineProbably collecting old bird carcasses. When I get enough I will build a lightweight wing suit to help me clear jumps because my skis are never waxed.


yankee candles make great wax
Feb 4 2015 9:08PM
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
Feb 4 2015 9:24PM
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
Thought you guys might like this
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/753414/Yankee-Candle-Haul----
Feb 4 2015 9:28PM
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spliff.Life
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shopping for yankee candles at halmark around 4pm on mondays, really good atmosphere
Feb 4 2015 10:06PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,160
I enjoy writing cryptic messages in Yankee candles.
Feb 4 2015 10:09PM
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
Getting high off the scent of Yankee Candles
Feb 4 2015 10:10PM
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galaxia
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i design new and interesting holiday themed scents for Yankee Candle. Coming Winter 2015: "Arctic Cranberry-Ox Blood"and "Tree"
Feb 4 2015 11:09PM
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ghosthop
Posts: 631 - Karma: 1,027
I like burning myself with Yankee candles
Feb 5 2015 2:29AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
I hate on Yankee Candles.
Feb 5 2015 2:31AM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
i carve dildos out of yankee candles
Feb 5 2015 2:40AM
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steeze4days
Posts: 358 - Karma: 1,948
Throwing yankee candles at cars.
Feb 5 2015 2:59AM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
I like throwing burning yankee candles at snowboarders
Feb 5 2015 2:40PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
I like cooking. Have any of you ever tried using Yankee Candles instead of oil and butter when frying steak? It's AMAZING
Feb 5 2015 3:33PM
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.Hugo.
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Beta fish fight club
Feb 5 2015 4:04PM
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.Beta fish fight club


With a yankee candle as lighting to set the mood
Feb 5 2015 4:08PM
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ModMommy
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El_Barto.With a yankee candle as lighting to set the mood


Or as the fighting arena
Feb 5 2015 4:09PM
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.Hugo.
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What is all this ysnkee candle bullshit. Idk what it is and it pisses me off
Feb 5 2015 4:10PM
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.What is all this ysnkee candle bullshit. Idk what it is and it pisses me off


inb4 chubz got you a yankee candle for christmas lol
Feb 5 2015 4:13PM
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.Hugo.
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I hope theyre big and scented because im gonna shove a cinnamon one up your ass
Feb 5 2015 4:15PM
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JordanButtfart
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wank it on my fav site :-)




































































































































http://www.yankeecandle.com/
Feb 5 2015 4:30PM
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lIllI
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ChrisMcCandlessI eat Yankee candles


That explains your last name...
Feb 5 2015 5:04PM
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cool_name
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.Hugo.I hope theyre big and scented because im gonna shove a cinnamon one up your ass


i dont fully get why, but this cracked me up
Feb 9 2015 11:03PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
I feed Chocolate scented Yankee Candles to Eheath in his sleep
Feb 9 2015 11:30PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
i have a very popular youtube channel where i review different scented yankee candles
Feb 9 2015 11:34PM
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dingus
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SFBi have a very popular youtube channel where i review different scented yankee candles


link?
Feb 9 2015 11:35PM
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gapersarefriends
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i've started skateboarding recently, but i only use yankee candle wax. works like a charm
Feb 9 2015 11:36PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
dinguslink?

https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie
Feb 9 2015 11:40PM
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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460
I enjoy thrusting turgid Yankee candles in my succulent hind-quarters.
Feb 9 2015 11:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,192
I don't understand the hate in some of these threads but it gives me joy
looking through some of it. Shit really start's to get old but you gotta
ignore some of the crap and just keep on doing you ya know. Hate has been
killing these forums and it's time for me to just say we need to go back
every time we find ourselves in these bad situations and work to remove
trivial shit and start recognizing that without each other we would write
ourselves a history that nobody would like. We live inside a polyrhythmic
utopian existence where we disregard each other and never organize data
computing modules to show each other how we feel. It's like we have been
hidden from the truth to avoid us uncovering the big mysteries that need
inward soul searching to figure out. Yet we devote all out time to cell
net and tv instead of taking that time. We live like we have a charade
guarding our feelings but a lie regardless of what the major media sells.
Feb 10 2015 12:15AM
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