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SchweitzerSki
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seriosuly, are there any formre amish poeple on newschoolersA? i wan t to here amish stories!!!!
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Jan 2 2005 5:12AM
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Lateralis
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one time i was driving through amish country and i seen a guy with his arm up a horses ass. now this made me think so i asked my dad ' what the fuck is that guy doing?' and he gladly replied 'he's a mechanic'



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Jan 2 2005 9:14AM
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mutescratch
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hahaaa great lateralis

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Jan 2 2005 9:18AM
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Aasert
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hahahahaha great one!
Jan 2 2005 9:59AM
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cobalt
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Amish people don't have computers.

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Jan 2 2005 10:33AM
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Lateralis
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obviously not since they dont have electricity



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Jan 2 2005 10:42AM
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the amish are aloud to use electricity, and technology, their just don't let it take over thier lives.
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Jan 2 2005 3:35PM
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Jenna1106
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i watched this movie on lifetime the other day about this amish girl who had a baby but she hid it from her parents and her mom killed it. weird shit.
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Jan 3 2005 12:32AM
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Parkboy
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^holy shit
Jan 3 2005 12:34AM
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Lé.Skiing
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amosh dont use electricity... or phones.. they live in the stone age. ever seen king pin that guy wasnt even allowed to go bowling... but lateralis thats and old school joke i heard about that when i was 5.
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Jan 3 2005 12:36AM
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SchweitzerSki
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i dont knwo what the hell this is. i said former amish though. like the lady on billy madison. i think that';s why i posted this. i watched it last night
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Jan 3 2005 1:48AM
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Lateralis
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i know its an old joke



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Jan 3 2005 11:07AM
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