my one friend is 21 and a virgin. ain't nothing wrong with that (except him missing out on the greatest thing ever, sex) and he just has terrible game and friend zones any girl he actually gets the balls to try to go for because he is, frankly, a pussy and too nice of a kid that he doesn't know the difference between being nice to a girl and trying to lay mack.
so we were at a music festival this summer and we're all super fucked up and somehow start weeding out all these stories from him he has never told us about his sex life (which he keeps super secret)
so this one story he tells us is about how he worked at a restaurant with this smokin hot babe and how she would always give him "the eyes" and how he would give her "the eyes" back... (didn't amount to anything...he's a pussy)
we could not stop laughing and thought it was the funniest thing because
1) its andy
and 2) the term "the eyes" is hysterical
but now i'm always noticing when a girl is givin me "the eyes" and now that is what i refer to it as...
anyone else use/hear that term when when a girl is lookin you up and down and just shouting with her eyes that she wants you inside her?