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HAWZns2
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
make up a few!
Jul 12 2002 1:28AM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
----when your mom comes in your room and your pants are down with peanut butter all over your weiner and she says' whos barking?'


This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
Jul 12 2002 2:09AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
----when your mom comes in and your girlfriend is on top of you and she won't stop fucking you even though you are screaming for her to stop and for your mom to leave......hehe......happened when I was 16.
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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
Jul 12 2002 2:35AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
----when your mom comes in and your girlfriend is on top of you and she won't stop fucking you even though you are screaming for her to stop and for your mom to leave......hehe......happened when I was 16.
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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
Jul 12 2002 2:37AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
AAAHHHH! why did that post twice? stupid computer.
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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
Jul 12 2002 2:47AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
you are on here at 1 am for no reason....goddammit i need to get back into the normal time cycle...


'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp
Jul 12 2002 4:07AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
---- u have something rammed up your ass, not that its ever happened



me: Have u heard of What Videos
you: what videos?
me:Yeah What Videos
you: what?
me:yeah What, thier mad videos
(by the way the videos i make are called 'What Videos')
Jul 12 2002 8:51AM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
when u go off a jump and look back and realize the landing is bihind u...it hurts!

'Shampoo is beta!'
'NO! Conditioner is beta!'
'I go on first and clean the hair!'
'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'
'O really fool?!'
'O really?!'
.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'
Jul 12 2002 1:16PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
when bubbas got his hand on your shoulder and says its your turn

Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
Jul 12 2002 4:22PM
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HAWZns2
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
when you catch your edge going off the quad at the utah olympic park (water ramps) and double eject off the lip to a double and a half front to belly flop and your nuts hit with such force that you cant breath and they have to perform c p r on you.
it kinda sux!!! YEAH!
Jul 12 2002 4:54PM
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adrian.bee
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 258
when youre riding youre mountain biking and you cant see anything 'cause your glasses are wayyyy fogged and you hit like 5 trees and you go over the handlebars and land on the rockiest, gnarliest and steepest section on the mountain on your face..huh..that wasnt hard
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Jul 12 2002 6:49PM
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shitonmyface
Posts: 328 - Karma: 14
when you try to throw a cork 5 over a 60 ft kicker and you land on yer face backwards... happen to me this year



MWD for life
Jul 12 2002 7:09PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
when you are in the middle of a fat bong rip and your friends parents walk up
'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'
Homer Simpson
Jul 12 2002 7:53PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 10
you get run over by a jetski
Jul 12 2002 9:23PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
when your dad decides to help you out by putting your laundry away and then he decides to look in the duffel bag that has all your alcohol/weed in it, that happened to me a couple weeks ago.


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jul 12 2002 9:34PM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
your mate shows your boss a photo of you holding a joint in a very smoky room...

What gravity?
Jul 12 2002 9:34PM
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HAWZns2
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
WHEN YOU JUMP OFF YOUR 30' TALL ROOF ONTO WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PADDED(pillows and blankets) TRAMPOLINE AND YOU LAND WITH YOUR SHINS ON THE SPRINGS MISSING THE FLUFF.


IT SUX BUT THE FOOTAGE OF IT MAKES UP FOR IT!
Jul 12 2002 11:23PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
When u get shot in ur fucking head

Jul 12 2002 11:27PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
You are bombing the run under the lift and as it turns to meet another run you pop your left binding and proceed to hit the woods at very very high speeds. You break two small trees and land on your side. You realise your ski is snapped in half, your boot toe is fucked up and your bindings are shot to hell. Oh, and you can't move so the Patrollers come and get you outta the woods. Happened to a friend of mine while I watched from the chairlift... crappy. Poor Vlad...
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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
Jul 12 2002 11:46PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
when you drop the soap in prison.....or at least then you know you WILL be fucked...


LD CREW REPRESENT!!!
Jul 13 2002 1:53AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
When you catch you're edge in a small chute above a 70ft cliff.

Happened to my buddy, and he hit the rocks twice on the way down, and walked away with a broken binding and ripped pack. The video is sick.
Jul 13 2002 2:11AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
wahen you woalking down the street wiht open bbeer adn cop stop s you and igives you ticket for it. ufuck that sucks


Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
Jul 13 2002 6:42AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
gwhen ya fcuken an\d shit dawg. so fucked. yust gotta shout out to my bommies. locash is the shit yall.. schwags - the man. reedy is cool palus balls is rad ass, i'm fuckij sicuckfitchnizleed.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
Jul 13 2002 7:10AM
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shitonmyface
Posts: 328 - Karma: 14
when you throw a late 180 over a 50-70ft. kicker and land on the knuckle of the jump

shit on my face if you want to live
Jul 13 2002 8:14PM
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EaStCoaSt11
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 118
your fucked when you drink and drive.


'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll hunt

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
Jul 13 2002 9:24PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
you wake up and find a dildo in your ass...

(not a personal experience)

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'im gay dont hurt me'
-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'
Jul 14 2002 11:25PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
When you live in texas




I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
Jul 14 2002 11:38PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
and you are a sheep




I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....
I don't do drugs, just heroin.
Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
Jul 14 2002 11:39PM
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gateskate
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
fucking anal vibrators trying to piss on me!!
but they will not win the battle if me and my children prepare a sneak attack, mootherfaakah!


horray for fun.
Jul 15 2002 2:05AM
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CrshBandicoot
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
Your heart stops beatin




I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt
Jul 15 2002 5:15PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
your girlfriend bits on your.......


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
-Dirty-
Jul 15 2002 11:34PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
you've just had sex (think about, it's true)

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
Jul 15 2002 11:38PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
when you wake up and its like 3:00pm and the mountain closes at 5:30 and you figure out that its physically impossible to get to the mountian in time for at least 1 run


This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
Jul 16 2002 3:29AM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
when someone tells you that you resemble an inside out possum.
'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
Jul 16 2002 3:43AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
your fucked when you leave your back pocket of your backpack open when skiing and loose your wallet which has a 50 in it

i knew i should have taken the lift down whistler this summer :(
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jul 16 2002 2:22PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
when your best friend walks in when you are blowing a load all over his sisters face...

hahahahaha
its never happened im just kidding
---Live for Today---
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Jul 16 2002 3:22PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
when u lost the only set of keys to your car....

or when you lock your keys in your car while its left running....
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Aeden: well i could tell u that my mom is goin to be up there the 5th-8th but im not going too
.dave. says:
ha ha ha ha
.dave. says:
so the 5th thre the 8th eh?
.dave. says:
hmmm.
.dave. says:
just kidding!
.dave. says:
don't kill me aeden - I love you!
Jul 16 2002 5:47PM
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springsskier
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
When ur skiing on a shitty run w/ ice chunks all over it in the east and you run into a snowmaker and then have to get life-lighted to the hospital. It happened to my friends 2 seasons ago
Jul 16 2002 7:01PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
when you're at zeke's up steven's pass (good eats!), forget that your wearing pajama pants with no pockets, instinctively lock your car before you even get out (out of habit), and just drop the keys on the drivers seat. then it starts raining. hard. it took us 2 hours to open it!

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
Jul 16 2002 8:15PM
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HAWZns2
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
your fucked when your a skiboarder!
Jul 16 2002 8:28PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
when you fall on your street skis you just made and you bust your nee open and had to go to the hospital to get stiches, and you cant do any thing for like 2 weeks b/c the stiches will pop if you bend it.happen to me monday
erik olson
Jul 16 2002 9:53PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
your not fucked when you skiboard.... what kind of chick would go for ski boarders
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jul 16 2002 10:56PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
your fucked when.........your throw a water ballon at a police car
---Live for Today---
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Jul 17 2002 12:17AM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
when your screen name is BatingMaster and you accidently IM your principle.
Jul 17 2002 2:24AM
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shitonmyface
Posts: 328 - Karma: 14
uh ok

MWD for life
Jul 17 2002 3:33AM
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
When you get caught in a avalanche and your tranceiver is out of batteries.





Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!
Jul 17 2002 6:08AM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
you accidentally lock the keys to your parents vehicle inside the truck and your a mile back in the woods at your drug dealers house.


if i gave a shit, you would smell it.
Jul 17 2002 4:08PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
you accidentally lock the keys to your parents vehicle inside the truck and your a mile back in the woods at your drug dealers house.


if i gave a shit, you would smell it.
Jul 17 2002 4:26PM
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K2Skier555
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
simple, you know your fucked when you run outta pot
Don't worry about a thing beacuse your path is true, just ease yoru mind have a bananna or two
Jul 17 2002 7:34PM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
........when you dont live in Australia. snow, surf, women= best place in the world
Jul 18 2002 12:24AM
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jibculture27
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
When you can't remember where u are and realize u are in a ski partol HQ and realize you have scraped your entire right side of your face off.

It wasn't the funniest of times, but i hear it was a good fall.
Jul 18 2002 1:32AM
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