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Raccoons

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Thegratefulskier
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There is a couple raccoons in my shed and I need to get my pow sticks out of there what do I do
Jan 28 2015 6:37PM
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Thegratefulskier
Posts: 338 - Karma: 918
I think they started eating my wax
Jan 28 2015 6:38PM
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DJtearegas
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leave bowls of peanut butter and cat food a ways away from the shed

while the raccoons investigate, shoot them with a crossbow
Jan 28 2015 6:43PM
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GregFlik
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,069
There are*

Call animal control. You can always just pull a crocodile hunter.

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/151048/the-crocodile-hunter
Jan 28 2015 6:46PM
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Thegratefulskier
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I don got no crossbow
Jan 28 2015 6:47PM
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GayWolf420
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+vibes dude, hope you pull through this tough time.
Jan 28 2015 6:48PM
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Thegratefulskier
Posts: 338 - Karma: 918
I hope the wax kills them
Jan 28 2015 6:50PM
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Thegratefulskier
Posts: 338 - Karma: 918
Guys they survived the wax need more help I'm deathly afraid of raccoons
Jan 28 2015 7:15PM
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notspoicey
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There USED to be a group of raccoon's living in my backyard that would always eat my dogs food
so my dad shot them
lol
Jan 28 2015 7:20PM
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GayWolf420
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ginThere USED to be a group of raccoon's living in my backyard that would always eat my dogs food
so my dad shot them
lol


your dad sounds hot.
Jan 28 2015 7:23PM
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lurking
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Relevant

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/235114/FUCKIN-COONS-
Jan 28 2015 7:23PM
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.frenchy
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MAN I FUCKIN HATE RAYKINS



&

Gins dad 4 prez 2016
Jan 28 2015 7:28PM
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caucasian_chad
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.22 pistol dude.
Jan 28 2015 7:36PM
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GiantCockInMyAss
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Fuck him up with a shovel
Jan 28 2015 10:08PM
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Thegratefulskier
Posts: 338 - Karma: 918
caucasian_chad.22 pistol dude.
don gat no pistol
Jan 28 2015 10:35PM
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Thegratefulskier
Posts: 338 - Karma: 918
Shovel is good
Jan 28 2015 10:36PM
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dingus
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Buy a stuffed raccoon and sexy it all up and when the coons come out to get laid punt that little shit across the neighborhood and snatch your sticks.
Jan 28 2015 10:40PM
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Thegratefulskier
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dingusBuy a stuffed raccoon and sexy it all up and when the coons come out to get laid punt that little shit across the neighborhood and snatch your sticks.


Noice idea
Jan 28 2015 11:12PM
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Thegratefulskier
Posts: 338 - Karma: 918
Guys there back and I heard them all night I just want these little fuckers to leave so I can get mah skettys I thing there are more and I'm pretty sure they like the wax
Jan 29 2015 7:52AM
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.Hugo.
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Soread peanut butter on your johnson and let them lick it off
Jan 29 2015 8:49AM
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Flyingnugget
Posts: 487 - Karma: 221
dude just put some makeup on so you look like one of them. Walk in on all fours they will never know the difference.

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Make sure you wear a gopro and post vid of what happens on NS
Jan 29 2015 9:10AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Flyingnuggetdude just put some makeup on so you look like one of them. Walk in on all fours they will never know the difference.

ps
Make sure you wear a gopro and post vid of what happens on NS


and dont forget to sprinkle yourself with their urine to get it 100% right !
#turtleman
Jan 29 2015 9:52AM
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no_steeze
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Unless they're rabid or protecting their young they'll book it out of there as soon as they see you. Only 1 way to find out
Jan 29 2015 10:12AM
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wyguy
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soak oats and shit in beer then leave it out so when they eat it they get drunk and you can move em out without killing them. works on squirrels pretty well.
Jan 29 2015 10:16AM
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